What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ leah66 ↓

Sat, Nov 26 2011, 5:10 pm

Beis Yaakov - the whole truth and nothing but

The truth is that the teachers aren't always great, the building could use some maintenance, the lunch stinks, and you can only get in with connections.

↑ TranquilityAndPeace ↓

Sat, Nov 26 2011, 6:30 pm

babies that are born past their due date

Babies are people. Babies WHO are born past their due date.
Puppies are things. Puppies THAT are born past their due date.

(my personal grammatical PET peeve! LOL

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↑ penguin ↓

Sat, Nov 26 2011, 7:36 pm

Ever ask a sheila about going into a church?

I usually as my sheaylos to a Rov. A male Rov. Someone named Sheila is not likely to be my type of Rov. I don't think.

↑ DrMom ↓

Sat, Nov 26 2011, 8:15 pm

"ironing tips..."

Be bold. Iron the whole shirt, not just the tips.

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Sun, Nov 27 2011, 6:30 am

longer baby earing. plz help!!!!!!!!!!

Longer babies wear the same earrings as shorter babies do. You don't need to choose earrings based on your child's height.

↑ zaq ↓

Sun, Nov 27 2011, 12:57 pm

Waxing bikini

Next time buy a low-maintenance bikini, Teflon coated, maybe, and you won't have to bother waxing it.

↑ auntie_em ↓

Sun, Nov 27 2011, 10:30 pm

Ds likes to pish outside. ignore?

I am too sleepy to be on imamother, but I read this as

Dr likes to pish outside. shock

Now, I'm logging off, but someone go answer that mother's question.
I would..but I would probably say something wacky and be of no help.

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Nov 28 2011, 11:18 am

husband eating disorder

That's not a "disorder", that's...that's....cannibalism! OMG!!!

↑ eshes chayil

Mon, Nov 28 2011, 11:23 am

husband eating disorder

does you husband know? he might want to make a run for it!

↑ Barbara ↓

Mon, Nov 28 2011, 11:26 am

Is it permitted to have s*x during the day?

↑ jeweled

Mon, Nov 28 2011, 11:53 am

eshes chayil wrote:

husband eating disorder

does you husband know? he might want to make a run for it!

↑ tsiggelle ↓

Mon, Nov 28 2011, 12:11 pm

'imamother posts from thousands of years ago uncovered'

one thread where I wont be penalized for posting too long after the poster before me.

(not my first reaction to the thread, but the first thought that came to my mind one of the times I read the title)

↑ B"H

Mon, Nov 28 2011, 5:15 pm

only one dishwasher

I had to open that thread just to see how spoiled a person can get!!! turns out it was a kashrus question... Smile

↑ iluvy ↓

Mon, Nov 28 2011, 6:28 pm

"Best glider for nursing twins."

Sorry, honey. Maybe by 2512 they'll have invented a glider that can nurse twins, but you're going to have to nurse this pair yourself.