What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ bigsis144 ↓

Tue, Sep 13 2011, 9:12 am

Mountain Buggy Duet = Mountain Buggy DIET.

I read it that way every. single. time.

↑ B"H ↓

Tue, Sep 13 2011, 9:15 am

PinkFridge wrote:

zaq wrote:

mommyla wrote:

PinkFridge wrote:

zaq wrote:

[OMGROFLPIMP!!!!

OK, you lost me at L.

Peeing In My Pants?

Yoooo got it!

Oh. How...elegant. I think I'll stick with SCAOTK (snorting coffee all over the keyboard).

lol! but PIMP is definitely easier to figure out!

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Tue, Sep 13 2011, 9:22 am

Scratch the keyboard acronym, a physical impossibility to being doing both at the same time.
Anyway, it should be ROTFL*IMP. Are there no standards left?

↑ penguin ↓

Tue, Sep 13 2011, 7:42 pm

Quote:

tori wigs fall

Yeah, I know s/o posted about how we shouldn't react to Yafa fall
But when I saw this I really thought it was going to say Tori wigs fall off...

↑ DrMom ↓

Wed, Sep 14 2011, 3:36 am

"How to get dh to buy you presents?? "

Your husband wants to buy me presents? Fantastic! I'll be happy to help you with this project. For starters, I'll send your DH my wishlist. I hope he's loaded!

↑ DrMom ↓

Wed, Sep 14 2011, 3:39 am

PinkFridge wrote:

Scratch the keyboard acronym, a physical impossibility to being doing both at the same time.
Anyway, it should be ROTFL*IMP. Are there no standards left?

Is the problem with the first 'P' or the second one?
Howe about ROTFLPIMS?

(for those who don't wear pants).

↑ DrMom ↓

Wed, Sep 14 2011, 3:46 am

"Apple Bars"

Interesting idea, but it'll never get off the ground.

- Sushi bars? Very popular, I like the little conveyor belts.
- Tapas bars? Fun, delicious, great for socializing
- Wine bars? Upscale, sophisticated, romantic
- Apple bars? Meh, I'll pass.

↑ B"H ↓

Wed, Sep 14 2011, 7:50 am

under pregnancy
how many of you...

I know I'm big, but usually people ask if there's more than one baby, not if there's more than one ME! shock

how did you spend your first...

million? haven't gotten there yet, but I'll let you know when I do! I don't think you'll get too many replies though...

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Sep 14 2011, 7:57 am

[quote="DrMom"]"Apple Bars"

Interesting idea, but it'll never get off the ground.]

Yeah, and the bow and arrow motif might not fly either. (And good he'ara about the first or second "P".)

↑ Dandelion1 ↓

Wed, Sep 14 2011, 7:26 pm

What do YOU do for lemon zest?

Nothing! What has lemon zest ever done for me?

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, Sep 15 2011, 6:12 am

candyheart wrote:

What do YOU do for lemon zest?

Nothing! What has lemon zest ever done for me?

Thank you! I so wanted to say something like this but couldn't form my thoughts as brilliantly as this.
To paraphrase JFK (or whoever wrote the speech), "Ask...what you can do for your lemon zest." Good going, candyheart. (I did open that thread, BTW. Excellent question.)

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, Sep 15 2011, 6:30 am

Under vacation and traveling: Traveling to the Atrium in Monsey

Have a wonderful vacation! While you're at the Atrium you may want to take some time off to visit Amazing Savings, Shopper's Haven, and some of the beautiful local shuls. Have a great time!

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, Sep 15 2011, 6:32 am

Couscous - Moroccan?

Is this a shidduch question? Like, I want to know if they're Moroccan, so I'll ask, do they eat couscous?

↑ chocolate chips ↓

Thu, Sep 15 2011, 9:08 am

Kitchen garabge stinks

well garbage generally does! How about taking it out and giving the can a clean?!!?!

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, Sep 15 2011, 9:15 am

Under tznius: Revealing Inner Organs

Um, just how tight IS that dress?

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, Sep 15 2011, 9:28 am

PinkFridge wrote:

Under tznius: Revealing Inner Organs

Um, just how tight IS that dress?

↑ grace413 ↓

Thu, Sep 15 2011, 10:05 am

"Good Wrinkle Cream"

As opposed to cream for bad wrinkles?

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, Sep 15 2011, 10:10 am

turkey neck

another sign that you've reached the "avian age"--turkey neck, crow's feet, duck walk. Swan song?

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Thu, Sep 15 2011, 10:46 am

PinkFridge wrote:

Under tznius: Revealing Inner Organs

Um, just how tight IS that dress?

I was going to say that if you show your lungs or your heart or something, it's a big problem, but not a Tznius issue exactly.

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Thu, Sep 15 2011, 10:50 am

Lightening/Baby dropped/ engagement Questions

Let me get this straight- You got startled by lightning, dropped your baby, then got engaged? I understand why you have lot of questions.