What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ auntie_em ↓

Wed, Nov 02 2011, 11:09 pm

whats the thing with black around the eyes?

Don't be frightened. You probably just need more sleep.

↑ leah66 ↓

Wed, Nov 02 2011, 11:15 pm

Is it inappropriate to sell gifts?
Sorry, but once you start charging it's not called giving a gift.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, Nov 03 2011, 9:59 am

Please! Shabbos crockpot recipes not cholent.

OK, I know purists go for the oven, but if they're not cholent, what are they?

↑ B"H ↓

Thu, Nov 03 2011, 10:24 am

anyone else not get their foodstamps in nj this month?

no, I also didn't. but I never do. I get them in new york.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, Nov 03 2011, 12:00 pm

Las Vegas help

Perhaps you want to address this to the Las Vegas forum. What happens in Vegas, etc.

cityofgold

Thu, Nov 03 2011, 2:20 pm

Shidduch Crisis? Why Not Consider Other Options

No thanks, "marriage" to animals is quite against halacha.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, Nov 03 2011, 10:26 pm

Would you or did you marry a younger guy?

Absolutely. I did - he was a lot younger when I married him.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Fri, Nov 04 2011, 12:19 pm

Until when to use Dreft

Possibly the same answer as the Jewish mother's response to when is a baby viable: After he graduates medical school.

↑ HindaRochel ↓

Sun, Nov 06 2011, 2:36 pm

Quote:

URGENT!! Need to Exercise in Jerusalem

Um, has anyone heard of WALKING? Something that people may be doing a lot of tomorrow.

↑ DrMom ↓

Mon, Nov 07 2011, 6:43 am

"do you lend or borrow a sheitel?"

Well, that depends.

If you own an extra sheitel and want to let someone else use it, then you lend a sheitel.

On ther other hand, if you need to wear a sheitel fora short period of time, but you don't want to invest in buying one, you borrow a sheitel.

Understand?

↑ DrMom ↓

Mon, Nov 07 2011, 6:50 am

"Should I buy size 12 mo. for my 5 month old?"

If that's what fits him, then who cares what it says o the label?

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, Nov 07 2011, 11:07 am

How do you define newlywed, under Controversial subjects

Whoa, we are reaching new heights of controversy! Better check this one out before it gets locked.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, Nov 07 2011, 7:10 pm

Where to buy bugaboo donkey

Hah. And they say frum people aren't into pets. So there. (And I'm sure a mixed breed donkey will make the kinder just as happy.)

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Nov 07 2011, 9:08 pm

Shin meat?!

That's "Shin Bet" and we don't talk about it till we've scanned the room for bugs and video cameras.

↑ Mrs Bissli ↓

Tue, Nov 08 2011, 4:52 pm

"YOB Yeshiva of Brooklyn"

A) I know some parts of Brooklyn is rough, but do you have to be that straight forward?

B) 5 signs your neighbour's son is learning at YOB
1. Black velvet kippah covered by a burberry cap or a hoodie on toop
2. Bling Bling atarot on tallit
3. There's a shiur on ASBO, special emphasis on burning trash
4. CHAVrusa taking place around shopping centres (or in front of Primark while their missus shop)
5. binge drinking at kiddushim, tisch, any simchas

No seriously, I ain't dissin' em, innit.

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shoeboxgirly ↓

Tue, Nov 08 2011, 4:55 pm

Mrs Bissli wrote:

"YOB Yeshiva of Brooklyn"

A) I know some parts of Brooklyn is rough, but do you have to be that straight forward?

B) 5 signs your neighbour's son is learning at YOB
1. Black velvet kippah covered by a burberry cap or a hoodie on toop
2. Bling Bling tallit clips
3. There's a shiur on ASBO, special emphasis on burning trash
4. CHAVrusa taking place around shopping centres (or in front of Primark while their missus shop)
5. binge drinking at kiddushim, tisch, any simchas

No seriously, I ain't dissin' em, innit.

Quality!

↑ iluvy ↓

Tue, Nov 08 2011, 7:01 pm

Don't really know where to put this... pidyon haben.

Your shul? A local simcha hall?

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Nov 08 2011, 7:30 pm

iluvy wrote:

Compassion leave for a babysitter?

How awful are your kids?

↑ Dandelion1 ↓

Tue, Nov 08 2011, 9:24 pm

Anybody recognize this hechsher from Trader Joe's?

Sorry, but I only hold by hechshers given by Rabbis....