What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ DrMom ↓

Sat, Oct 29 2011, 4:30 pm

PinkFridge wrote:

Chuppas nidda - red onion soup

OK, I figured this one out pretty quick but for one brief nanosecond I thought I'd just read one of the most delightful non sequiturs in the history of the world.

Or two really excellent names for rock bands.

↑ imasinger ↓

Sun, Oct 30 2011, 11:43 am

Researching Stelling relatives

I didn't see the "t", and was wondering how much my kids would go for.

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Sun, Oct 30 2011, 3:06 pm

DH is losing his hearing, and he won't admit it.

Once the judge issues the final ruling, he'll have to face the fact hat he lost the hearing. Until then, there may still be hope for him to win.

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Sun, Oct 30 2011, 5:46 pm

HELP! 5 months baby needs to sleep! (ferber) Advice please?

Unless your baby is a bear, there is no way she will sleep for 5 months, whether you Ferberize or not. You're lucky if she sleeps for 5 hours.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Oct 30 2011, 9:35 pm

Wanted: ruffled b 8)tt cover

So glad this wasn't under the Tznius forum.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Oct 30 2011, 10:28 pm

Pardon my ignorance - how do you make cholent?

Nothing to pardon. Quite understandable that you don't know how I make cholent. Lots of people don't.

↑ sequoia ↓

Sun, Oct 30 2011, 10:47 pm

imasinger wrote:

Researching Stelling relatives

I didn't see the "t", and was wondering how much my kids would go for.

I've done the research, and believe me, it's not a lucrative endeavor.

↑ Dandelion1 ↓

Mon, Oct 31 2011, 7:52 pm

How to decline an invite/offer because of hygeine

just politely explain that you haven't showered yet.....

↑ auntie_em ↓

Mon, Oct 31 2011, 8:36 pm

please please help me find a diet

Sure, you can have the one that is just hanging out at my house.
Clearly, I'm not going to do anything with it. Might as well go to a good home.

EmesOrNT ↓

Mon, Oct 31 2011, 8:54 pm

food in philly help

gosh, id be afraid of the food there too!!

↑ HindaRochel ↓

Tue, Nov 01 2011, 7:24 am

Quote:

Organizing socks??

Not yet but I should be

↑ B"H ↓

Tue, Nov 01 2011, 2:36 pm

anyone have shabbos glasses from mikasa?

wow, I heard of people having shabbos coats and shabbos watches, but shabbos glasses??? I think that's pushing it a bit...

(I seriously couldn't figure out what the thread was about til I opened it!)

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Nov 01 2011, 10:42 pm

I was gonna say I have shabbos glasses from lenscrafters...

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Nov 02 2011, 12:15 am

Kim Kardashian files for divorce!

a. Duh.
b. Who cares?

↑ DrMom ↓

Wed, Nov 02 2011, 12:48 am

Quote:

Kim Kardashian files for divorce!

A prime example of the overuse of the exclamation point.

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Nov 02 2011, 1:02 am

auntie_em wrote:

please please help me find a diet

Sure, you can have the one that is just hanging out at my house.
Clearly, I'm not going to do anything with it. Might as well go to a good home.

I know exactly what you mean!

↑ EmesOrNT ↓

Wed, Nov 02 2011, 4:21 pm

whats for shabbos meal tonight??

sorry, wish I could help, but I'm only up to wednesday.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Nov 02 2011, 9:40 pm

Help me find winter boots!

OK. Deep breath.
Where was the last place you had them?

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Nov 02 2011, 10:34 pm

whats the thing with black around the eyes?

It's called a raccoon.

↑ leah66 ↓

Wed, Nov 02 2011, 10:55 pm

whats the thing with black around the eyes?
a panda bear