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  DrMom  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Oct 18 2011, 10:38 pm
"mushroom sauce for dummies please"

Hmmm... I never tried serving different foods for stupider guests.

"Okay, folks, listen up: On the right is mushroom sauce for geniuses, in the middle mushroom sauce for average-IQ folks, and on the left mushroom sauce for dummies. Please choose accordingly! If you need this repeated, pehaps the sauce on the left is for you..."
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  B"H  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Oct 19 2011, 6:54 am
DrMom wrote:
"mushroom sauce for dummies please"

Hmmm... I never tried serving different foods for stupider guests.

"Okay, folks, listen up: On the right is mushroom sauce for geniuses, in the middle mushroom sauce for average-IQ folks, and on the left mushroom sauce for dummies. Please choose accordingly! If you need this repeated, pehaps the sauce on the left is for you..."
Rolling Laughter
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  eatingbagels  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Oct 19 2011, 8:46 am
Is it rude for me to bring desert just for me?
New spin on an old mnemonic: Dessert for one is spelled with only one 's'.
Partially hate my dh - have almost gone OTD
Find it slightly difficult to commit. Sometimes.
yeast infection relief URGENT!!! please!
Dough not rising and only three hours until shabbat!
I totally lost it
Meant to write this awesome thread title, but- poof!- it's gone.
DH and I can't agree on names
He says, Tomato, I say tomah-to.
Kill an arab terrorist- get $100,000! WDYT?
The hitlist forum. Coming soon to Imamother.
Do you give kids alcohol/drowsy meds to help them sleep?
No, Casey Anthony. You may not join Imamother.
Need Help With Pastrami Chicken Muffins In Oven Now
Ok. Let me just grab my oven mitts.
When you love your husband but can't stand him most times
Latest country song topping the charts.
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  DrMom  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Oct 21 2011, 3:39 am
"fixing my shepherd's pie"

That's very considerate of you. I hope your shepherd appreciates your baking help. BTW, are you a goat or a sheep?
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  DrMom  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Oct 23 2011, 12:42 pm
"Is there a source for drinking alcohol on Simchas Torah?"


I can recommend our shul's scotch club as an excellent source for drinking alcohol on any Shabbat or Yom Tov.

For rubbing alcohol, I'd recommend a pharmacy, although, unless it's pikuach nefesh, you should stock up before Yom Tov.
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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Oct 23 2011, 6:27 pm
Gefilte fish Qs

Is this like alphabet soup, or chicken nuggets in different shapes? I don't see it taking off.
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Oct 23 2011, 8:59 pm
PinkFridge wrote:
Gefilte fish Qs

Is this like alphabet soup, or chicken nuggets in different shapes? I don't see it taking off.


LOL LOL
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  Dandelion1  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Oct 23 2011, 9:05 pm
DrMom wrote:
"fixing my shepherd's pie"

That's very considerate of you. I hope your shepherd appreciates your baking help. BTW, are you a goat or a sheep?


Rolling Laughter very funny!
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Kugglegirl




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Oct 23 2011, 9:22 pm
Can't remember how labor feels.
Well, Tishri is over now. Starting Monday, it's just a regular work week.

Looking for DVD
Did you try under the couch? Or maybe it's still in the DVD player.
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  cinnamon




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Oct 24 2011, 6:24 am
"What are some quick and easy ways to make money?"

-I can think of something but you'll need a wig and high heels.
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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Oct 24 2011, 8:27 am
Modest clothes for a newbie

Look at the koach of imamother!
(No more going to the computer in PJs...)
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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Oct 24 2011, 8:38 am
Phil and Ted with carseat

Um, maybe this should be under Issues of Concern to Frum Society. Just saying.
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Oct 25 2011, 5:40 pm
Kids Come Into Our Beds At Night. HELP!!!

Don't look at me, I'm not taking them!
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Oct 25 2011, 5:41 pm
Talk to me about vaccinations--please!

Why can't you be like everyone else and talk about the weather?
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  chocolate chips  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Oct 25 2011, 6:55 pm
zaq wrote:
Kids Come Into Our Beds At Night. HELP!!!

Don't look at me, I'm not taking them!


DrMom wrote:
"fixing my shepherd's pie"

That's very considerate of you. I hope your shepherd appreciates your baking help. BTW, are you a goat or a sheep?


Rolling Laughter Rolling Laughter
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  chocolate chips  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Oct 25 2011, 7:04 pm
If you dont ovulate did you ever get pregnant on your own?

on my own? like without a guy? oohhhhohoh I wish that were possible Wink LOL
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  auntie_em  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Oct 25 2011, 10:02 pm
PinkFridge wrote:
Phil and Ted with carseat

Um, maybe this should be under Issues of Concern to Frum Society. Just saying.


Rolling Laughter

And here I kept thinking they were going to have excellent adventure. lol
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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Oct 26 2011, 5:25 am
My sister bought the same gown as me

Really?? You're a gown?
Moderators, you're slipping with the screening process. How did this troll get in?
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  the world's best mom  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Oct 26 2011, 10:07 am
I sent myself an email and got it 9 hours later- why?

What I want to know is why did you send yourself an e-mail? Are you that desparate for letters?
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momof2sofar




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Oct 26 2011, 12:29 pm
First time opening this thread and I'm peeing my pants. You ladies are hysterical.

Rolling Laughter Rolling Laughter Rolling Laughter
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