What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ StrongIma ↓

Thu, Sep 22 2011, 2:06 am

zaq wrote:

Where to get black knee socks that actually stay up?

Buy white ones and wear them for a week.

↑ auntie_em ↓

Thu, Sep 22 2011, 6:24 am

How to manage - Flying alone with my 10 month old

Hold baby tightly with one arm, and flap madly with the other? Or can he ride on your back, and then you can flap with both arms.

↑ DrMom ↓

Thu, Sep 22 2011, 7:22 am

zaq wrote:

Diaper Cake

I'm speechless.
I've never heard of this thing.
I don't have a clue what it is.
Several possibilities come to mind, none of them attractive.
I never thought to hear those two words used together in the same sentence.
I hope I never have to ever again.

It's a present some people give as a baby shower (or bris/whatever). A binch of diapers are assembled in cylindrical layers and tied with ribbons to look like a cake.

http://www.thecookduke.com/pic.....e.jpg

↑ Ima2NYM_LTR ↓

Thu, Sep 22 2011, 9:14 am

Quote:

what do you do during naptime?

ummm....I sleep

↑ Bea21 ↓

Thu, Sep 22 2011, 9:41 am

ISO parve pasta

Wait, isn't pasta by definition parve? I mean, it's made of flour, water, and sometimes eggs.

↑ mommyla ↓

Thu, Sep 22 2011, 1:20 pm

zaq wrote:

Where to get black knee socks that actually stay up?

Buy white ones and wear them for a week.

All together now! Blaaack socks, they never get dirty...

↑ Ima2NYM_LTR ↓

Thu, Sep 22 2011, 1:21 pm

mommyla wrote:

zaq wrote:

Where to get black knee socks that actually stay up?

Buy white ones and wear them for a week.

All together now! Blaaack socks, they never get dirty...

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the longer you wear them...

↑ cuties' mom ↓

Thu, Sep 22 2011, 1:33 pm

How do you count?

Now that's a no brainer. One, two, three...

↑ Ima2NYM_LTR ↓

Thu, Sep 22 2011, 2:17 pm

cuties' mom wrote:

How do you count?

Now that's a no brainer. One, two, three...

I was really debating posting this

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, Sep 22 2011, 4:46 pm

Modern dining room

May I suggest in the spirit of Elul that this thread be closed, or moved to a closed forum, because we know it will invevitably, inexorably devolve into a heated debate, at best, over various streams of Orthodoxy and beyond.

↑ grin ↓

Thu, Sep 22 2011, 5:08 pm

PinkFridge wrote:

thanks - I needed that laugh badly - even if it is elul!

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, Sep 22 2011, 7:09 pm

PinkFridge wrote:

Hee, hee!

↑ September June ↓

Thu, Sep 22 2011, 8:12 pm

What's better for the enviornment? Flushing or throwing
Neither. For the envirement, reusable toilet paper is the way to go.

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, Sep 22 2011, 8:15 pm

Barbara wrote:

ISO simple dishes for Rosh Hashana

Those are lovely!

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, Sep 22 2011, 9:31 pm

Why does my corn kugel/souffle keep falling?

Send it for a medical evaluation. Could be a lot of things: an inner ear problem, visual problem, low blood pressure...or could be it's just a klutz.

↑ DrMom ↓

Thu, Sep 22 2011, 10:52 pm

milchig in monsey

What PinkFridge said:

PinkFridge wrote:

Eggless for Yom Tov

Don't you love how they remake and retitle secular stuff? What was this originally, Sleepless in Seattle?

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, Sep 22 2011, 11:34 pm

milchig in monsey + fleishik in philly = heartburn in the heartland + sleepless in seattle

As he progresses from east to west across the American continent, a fresser indulges unwisely and suffers the consequences.

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, Sep 22 2011, 11:35 pm

dup

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