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  penguin  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Jul 11 2011, 11:48 am
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penguin wrote:
Just sent in my frist letter to editor

And I sure hope you spell-checked it, honey.


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Duh, it was a doctor letter. Like Dr. Bill Frist.


The problem is that the poster is a doctor. So she's supposed to have illegible handwriting and therefore, at best, people get the sense of what she write, but can't pick on her spelling or grammar because, who's to say what's an R and what's and I. Or an S, for that matter.

But if she's typing, her ability to spell is going to be exposed. And that's why spell-checker's / pardon me/ spell-checkers / were invented.

ETA: Public service announcement & memo to self: It's always good to proofread your post before hitting the 'submit' button....


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  grin  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Jul 11 2011, 12:18 pm
penguin wrote:
Quote:
penguin wrote:
Just sent in my frist letter to editor

And I sure hope you spell-checked it, honey.


Quote:
Duh, it was a doctor letter. Like Dr. Bill Frist.


The problem is that the poster is a doctor. So she's supposed to have illegible handwriting and therefore, at best, people get the sense of what she write, but can't pick on her spelling or grammar because, who's to say what's an R and what's and I. Or an S, for that matter.

But if she's typing, her ability to spell is going to be exposed. And that's why spell-checker's were invented.
now all we need here is a grammar-checker Very Happy
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Jul 11 2011, 6:59 pm
One egg left

Don't cry, all its friends stayed. Maybe it just went to the bathroom.
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Jul 11 2011, 7:31 pm
how do I cook whitefish?

What is this, 21 questions? You want to tell, tell. You don't want to tell, don't tell. Either way, I couldn't care less and I'm not going to stand here guessing.
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Jul 11 2011, 7:32 pm
when do I start going to mikvah?

Very shortly before your wedding.
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Jul 11 2011, 7:45 pm
Where should we stop on the way to New Hampshire

Get a AAA Triptik--their maps will show you where all the rest areas are so you never have to wonder how far till the next bathroom.
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Jul 11 2011, 8:43 pm
Would your husband want a second wife?

who says he wanted a first one?
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Jul 11 2011, 9:09 pm
Let's see your tznius wedding gown!

As opposed to the one you actually wore...
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  Barbara  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jul 12 2011, 11:27 am
Only one egg left

I swear to you, I keep thinking this is in the infertility section
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  shanie5  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jul 12 2011, 3:19 pm
Barbara wrote:
Only one egg left

I swear to you, I keep thinking this is in the infertility section


Me too!
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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jul 12 2011, 3:55 pm
Who makes more money than their husband?

Guess that belongs in the forum for wives of lucky guys who did end up with more than one wife.
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  Tamiri




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jul 14 2011, 6:05 am
Shailos in the Country. Could this be the sequel to 8ex in the City?
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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jul 14 2011, 9:26 am
Do you name in Utero

I don't. After we've discussed names my husband does. In shul.
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jul 14 2011, 5:54 pm
Tamiri wrote:
Shailos in the Country. Could this be the sequel to 8ex in the City?



Rolling Laughter
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jul 14 2011, 5:57 pm
Advice for camera!!

Now listen to me, little Camer'l: Take only pictures of nice things and only when asked. Don't intrude where you're not invited and don't do anything to embarrass anyone. Strive to make the world a more beautiful place and bring only happiness and good memories to people, not shame or resentment. In short, treat people the way you would like them to treat you: with kindness and respect.
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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jul 14 2011, 6:27 pm
Define CAMP!!!!!

Deliberately exaggerated and theatrical in style, typically for humorous effect.
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Jul 15 2011, 9:19 am
price of mishpacha?

Let's see: having to have company when you don't necessarily want to; having other people spread your personal business around; putting up with rude comments presented under the guise of "I only tell you this because I love you..."
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  Barbara  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Jul 15 2011, 11:19 am
zaq wrote:
price of mishpacha?

Let's see: having to have company when you don't necessarily want to; having other people spread your personal business around; putting up with rude comments presented under the guise of "I only tell you this because I love you..."


Diapers $1278.56

Tuition $259,378

Toys $2387

Replacing broken plates $139.12

Mishpacha Priceless
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  yo'ma  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Jul 15 2011, 1:19 pm
When I see a thread like "I can't get into the chasidishe velt" and I see it for a few days already, I think, LET HER IN ALREADY!!!!
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  hadasa  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Jul 17 2011, 2:00 pm
neighbor is invading!

You have aliens coming to live next door?
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