What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

jeweled ↓

Wed, Jun 15 2011, 11:53 pm

When does the new school year start in September for bys?

What

Semptember?

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, Jun 16 2011, 8:52 am

bored game storage

If you're bored with the games, don't store them. Give them away!

↑ MiracleMama ↓

Thu, Jun 16 2011, 9:15 am

zaq wrote:

bored game storage

If you're bored with the games, don't store them. Give them away!

Haha! I was just coming here to say that if you took the games out to play more often they wouldn't be so bored.

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, Jun 16 2011, 11:37 am

Do You ever feel like mashed potato's?

Nah, I prefer them fried.

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, Jun 16 2011, 11:38 am

How do you survive when you are sick?
Would you believe...by not dying?

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Thu, Jun 16 2011, 1:09 pm

Do You ever feel like mashed potato's?
Potatoes is the one word that you learn to spell correctly when you learn history. Apparently you were absent that day.

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, Jun 16 2011, 2:59 pm

Thank you, Dan Quayle.

What kind of last name do you/your kids have?
A Jewish one.

Seriously, I don't understand the question. They have the kind they were born with and I have the kind my dh was born with. Tried the Firstname Maidenname Marriedname thing but I developed carpal tunnel signing thank you notes and decided that Firstname Marriedname was quite enough. Those who know me from before know who my parents are, and those who don't...what difference does it make?

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, Jun 16 2011, 10:44 pm

Really Short Vent...

I hadn't noticed, but I don't pay attention to men's jacket styles. If you saw it only once, maybe the guy had the jacket shortened.

Sliced gefilte fish recipe
Use Scotch Magic Tape to put the recipe back together.

↑ DrMom ↓

Fri, Jun 17 2011, 8:15 am

"A Vent About My Nose Sad

"

I have a vent in my nose. Two actually. They are called "nostrils."

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Fri, Jun 17 2011, 1:37 pm

What do you wear for swimming? (women only)

All the men and kids here will just have to keep their bathing suit experiences to themselves.

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Fri, Jun 17 2011, 3:33 pm

I think my 14 month old is add...

Really? I think my 3 year old son is subtract. (I don't remember what I named him.) Maybe we have a Shidduch here.

happy mom1 ↓

Fri, Jun 17 2011, 4:26 pm

the world's best mom wrote:

What do you wear for swimming? (women only)

All the men and kids here will just have to keep their bathing suit experiences to themselves.

was gonna write, Sensitive content, men please don't read, as we are discussing bathing suits here.

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Sat, Jun 18 2011, 11:39 pm

Help me think of diff. discipline ideas for my son's rebbe

shock

And WHY are you disciplining your son's Rebbe?

↑ imasinger ↓

Sun, Jun 19 2011, 2:56 pm

Gifts to Grow Rewards from Pampers

Hmmm... if I wanted to give a gift that would grow a reward in the pampers, I'd suggest prunes.

↑ bluebird ↓

Sun, Jun 19 2011, 5:48 pm

I don't want to grow his hair (can freedasima help?)

FS is also a hairstylist?

↑ DrMom ↓

Mon, Jun 20 2011, 6:44 am

bluebird wrote:

I don't want to grow his hair (can freedasima help?)

FS is also a hairstylist?

My reaction to the original thread title:

How can you grow anyone else's hair but your own?

Reaction to the above reaction:

Ooooh. It's "Frieda Sima." I always thought of her as "Frieda's Ima."

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Jun 20 2011, 8:55 am

It's both. Somewhere there's a thread in which she explains.

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Jun 20 2011, 2:21 pm

I have a blackberry cellphone...How do you clean it?

It's your bberry, **you** clean it, not me.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, Jun 20 2011, 7:31 pm

"hearts of palm, pickles...[black olives]"

Oh my!

(Repeat; skip while repeating, flanked by your posse.)

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, Jun 20 2011, 7:46 pm

auntie_em wrote:

Am I supposed to feed my baby everyday?

Well, you can but if you stick to an every other day, or even every third day, schedule think of the savings in diapers, new and bigger clothes, and food!!

PinkFridge...where are you?? 8) LOL

I didn't have computer access for a bit. But I did tell the OP of that thread to brace herself for the inevitable. And thanks to you, it came!