What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, May 23 2011, 5:37 pm

would you wear a bright pink top?

Yes, but don't go by me. I'd also do a lot of other things you wouldn't.

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, May 23 2011, 6:15 pm

DrMom wrote:

"What's the deal w/yogurt?"

2 for 1 at my local supermarket.

↑ auntie_em ↓

Mon, May 23 2011, 6:26 pm

For all the DW's whose DH's "cheat" on the computer

Like using Encylopedia Britannica, mailing a letter in an envelope, and the thumbing through the card catalog at the library.

(As always, not making light of the actual thread.)

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, May 23 2011, 7:29 pm

Somebody still has a card catalog, besides Hallmark?

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, May 23 2011, 7:55 pm

Need a fence company in Monsey

1. "Fences" don't advertise
2. If they did advertise, they wouldn't advertise as "fences"
3. They probably have them in Monsey, specializing in sifrei Torah and the like, but you do know it's illegal, right?

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, May 23 2011, 8:01 pm

At what age do you stop using baby shampoo on kids?

You're supposed to stop?

↑ grin ↓

Mon, May 23 2011, 10:21 pm

PinkFridge wrote:

Am I grip or grin?

Er, whoever you are, your problem may be more than Imamother can handle.

↑ Marion ↓

Tue, May 24 2011, 1:32 am

"Crackpot has hairline fracture"...

Refua shleima! (Only it is crockpot, not crackpot.) Hey, sometimes I am the crackpot in my kosher kitchen...

↑ auntie_em ↓

Tue, May 24 2011, 5:01 pm

zaq wrote:

Somebody still has a card catalog, besides Hallmark?

I wish! I really miss card catalogs.

↑ auntie_em ↓

Tue, May 24 2011, 5:06 pm

petrified!HELP

Someone call Professor Sprout and tell her we need more Mandrakes!

↑ discover ↓

Tue, May 24 2011, 5:50 pm

auntie_em wrote:

petrified!HELP

Someone call Professor Sprout and tell her we need more Mandrakes!

Omg, thanks for that! Rolling Laughter

↑ cuties' mom ↓

Tue, May 24 2011, 6:20 pm

OMG what does that mean ASAP

OMG is oh my gosh
ASAP is as soon as possible
Any other abbreviations you need help with? Not sure what is has to do with married life though.

↑ DrMom ↓

Wed, May 25 2011, 1:45 am

cuties' mom wrote:

OMG what does that mean ASAP

OMG is oh my gosh
ASAP is as soon as possible
Any other abbreviations you need help with? Not sure what is has to do with married life though.

I came here to write the exact same thing.

↑ auntie_em ↓

Wed, May 25 2011, 7:58 am

is there anything worng with saying something afterwards?

Nope, nothing worng here. Move along...

↑ chocolate moose

Wed, May 25 2011, 8:01 am

It's not really the way of this thread, but ...

I saw the two topics:

"Overeaters Anonymous"

and

"All you can eat restaurant in b oro park"

listed one right after the other, and it struck me as sort of ironic !!!

↑ crush ↓

Wed, May 25 2011, 8:04 am

chocolate moose wrote:

That would go here: http://imamother.com/forum/vie.....&
I like what you said, though. That's funny.

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, May 25 2011, 12:02 pm

My ring is nauseating me!!!

I'm not too fond of it myself.

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, May 25 2011, 12:06 pm

How do you know b'sheret?????

We met in Camp Sternberg, how do you know her? btw, now that she's yeshivish, she calls herself B'sheres, not B'sheret.

↑ auntie_em ↓

Wed, May 25 2011, 12:37 pm

zaq wrote:

How do you know b'sheret?????

We met in Camp Sternberg, how do you know her? btw, now that she's yeshivish, she calls herself B'sheres, not B'sheret.

Lol

Seriously, zaq...between this, the joke about the bochur and the watch, and what you said about gut feelings, you have me Lol'ing my head off today.

↑ Shmerling

Wed, May 25 2011, 12:44 pm

wow! 300 pages!!
I wonder if the op of this thread realizes that she wins the Longest Thread Award? (she doesnt seem to be around anymore)