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  Marion  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Mar 28 2011, 1:50 am
"machshir babysitter"

I was thinking babysitting. Then I wondered what you use to kasher a babysitter.
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  leomom  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Mar 28 2011, 5:44 pm
BREAKOUT KINGS!!!!

Shhh... make sure your teenage sons don't hear you call them that. Anyway, they probably have about as many pimples as other boys their age.
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Mar 28 2011, 6:06 pm
what do married couples do for fun?

If you have to ask, you're obviously not married.
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  leomom  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Mar 28 2011, 8:52 pm
DH thinks he's my Mashgiach!

Of course I read this as "DH thinks he's Mashiach!"
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yummydd




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Mar 28 2011, 8:53 pm
yy wrote:
DH thinks he's my Mashgiach!

Of course I read this as "DH thinks he's Mashiach!"


lol! Me too
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  sequoia  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Mar 28 2011, 8:55 pm
yummydd wrote:
yy wrote:
DH thinks he's my Mashgiach!

Of course I read this as "DH thinks he's Mashiach!"


lol! Me too


Me three.
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  realeez  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Mar 29 2011, 9:17 am
Are you a LIAR???

Me???? never!!!! Twisted Evil



Wink
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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Mar 29 2011, 9:31 am
Pesach chumra (and non chumra) keepers: which do you eat?

Uh, neither thank you, I'll have some food...and I'm backing out of this site, very carefully, BYE NOW (door slams)!
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  DrMom  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Mar 29 2011, 10:48 am
"HOW TO DEACTIVATE MY PROF?????"

Didn't you read the student handbook? College professors have an "OFF" switch located in the nape of their neck.
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  imasinger  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Mar 29 2011, 12:36 pm
Spinoff of Search For Long Sheitel Thread

How long was the sheitel thread? If you search for "sheitel" and look at the number of posts, you can find which thread is longest.
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  RPESN  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Mar 29 2011, 3:54 pm
Ha ha. Imasinger, I read your post as 'Snipoff' not spinoff. LOL
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  imasinger  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Mar 29 2011, 5:36 pm
Very Happy THAT will take care of those pesky long shaitels!
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Mar 29 2011, 5:50 pm
What do I do with an entire carton of soy milk?

Lady, if you're not gonna keep it clean, I don't care what you do with it. Most people would drink it, but if you do something kinky with it, I don't want to know.
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Mar 29 2011, 7:30 pm
HOW TO DEACTIVATE MY PROF?????

If she's got tenure, you can't.
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  crush  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Mar 29 2011, 7:35 pm
PinkFridge wrote:
Pesach chumra (and non chumra) keepers: which do you eat?

Uh, neither thank you, I'll have some food...and I'm backing out of this site, very carefully, BYE NOW (door slams)!
LOL LOL
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  Barbara  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Mar 30 2011, 8:24 am
English name for Idit.

Dunce. Moron. Stupid.

But for the life of me, I don't know why you'd want to call your kid Idiot.
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  Atali




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Mar 30 2011, 9:51 am
"Pesach in Lubavitch-Tips"

I guess you are staying there over pesach to visit the kevarim, right?

Well, good luck with your plans. You will probably need to bring your own kosher l'pesach burner and lots of matza as you won't be able to find any there.
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  Barbara  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Mar 30 2011, 9:55 am
DH doesn't want to hear about having another one

A further explanation by the Imamother who posted the thread about not telling her husband that she's pregnant?
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Mar 30 2011, 8:07 pm
Desert menus

Matzah
"Miriam's Spring" brand water
Manna souffle (Shabbat only: double serving)
Roast Quail (all you can eat)

Special Shavuot menu:

All dairy products. If lactose intolerant, Manna may be substituted.
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  DrMom  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Mar 31 2011, 12:56 pm
"When do you stop eating matzah or matzah products?"

The very second Pesach is OVER.
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