What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ DrMom ↓

Thu, Mar 17 2011, 6:37 am

"Everybody (except my gassy baby) would be so much happier if"

trying to figure out what the rest of that sentence could be...

"...my baby never passed gas?"

"I served hot dogs and baked beans for Purim seudah?"

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, Mar 17 2011, 11:32 am

My hamentashen keep opening up!

Just how many times can they open up?
I'm very concerned. Must be aliens. Quickly, and quietly, never exposing your back, gather the family and just leave! We're here for you!

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, Mar 17 2011, 11:38 am

PinkFridge wrote:

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, Mar 17 2011, 12:04 pm

I Pickled a Tongue!!

Is that what they call it now? used to be called "giving someone a piece of your mind" or "bawling someone out."

↑ Atali ↓

Fri, Mar 18 2011, 8:40 am

"For those who sleep together..."

I guess another Amother had a bad kallah teacher so she didn't learn that this is something that all couples do, at least occasionally.

↑ suzyq ↓

Fri, Mar 18 2011, 11:53 am

"Twins born to brother of Toldos aron Rebbe after 33 years!!"

Wow, that IS a miracle - 33 years is a LONG pregnancy!

↑ hadasa ↓

Sun, Mar 20 2011, 3:50 am

Mom in the delivery room

The Dad's presence in the delivery room may be controversial, but the Mom's presence is kind of essential, don't you think?

↑ hadasa ↓

Sun, Mar 20 2011, 3:51 am

Mom in the delivery room

The Dad's presence in the delivery room may be controversial, but the Mom's presence is kind of essential, don't you think?

↑ grin ↓

Sun, Mar 20 2011, 4:06 am

RR6178 wrote:

how do I write an apology letter twelve yrs later. To the best of my knowledge, writing methods have not changed over the last twelve yrs. We still use the same old pens, pencils.....

no, of course not - then we had WordPerfect, now we have MS Word.

↑ realeez ↓

Sun, Mar 20 2011, 5:57 pm

Acne (under reading room)

reminds me of that old one: When I was a teenager, my acne was so bad that a blind man tried to read me...

↑ Barbara ↓

Mon, Mar 21 2011, 1:19 pm

hadasa wrote:

Mom in the delivery room

The Dad's presence in the delivery room may be controversial, but the Mom's presence is kind of essential, don't you think?

Unless she's planning a home birth (which was MY reaction)

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, Mar 21 2011, 4:08 pm

How do people afford life?

Garage sales and thrifts shops; you can often find it with all the pieces.

↑ runninglate ↓

Mon, Mar 21 2011, 4:20 pm

grin wrote:

RR6178 wrote:

how do I write an apology letter twelve yrs later. To the best of my knowledge, writing methods have not changed over the last twelve yrs. We still use the same old pens, pencils.....

no, of course not - then we had WordPerfect, now we have MS Word.

good point, grin!

↑ runninglate ↓

Mon, Mar 21 2011, 4:21 pm

PinkFridge wrote:

and my first thought was " it's ok. they open up in your stomach anyway".

↑ DrMom ↓

Tue, Mar 22 2011, 6:41 am

Two Shalom Bayis threads:

"When is it ok not to let your husband learn?"

"my husband wont let me eat anything thats fatty.. help me"

Too bad these folks are already married -- sounds like a great shidduch between control freaks.

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Mar 22 2011, 7:59 am

How do you pronounce "yarmulke?"

Kippah.

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Mar 22 2011, 8:03 am

Shadchan who works with only one client at a time?

Like the sound of one hand clapping, it's hard to see how this would work.

↑ realeez ↓

Tue, Mar 22 2011, 10:19 am

"If you could choose one thing your DIL could be or do....."

Well considering she'd probably be around age 6-8 now, I would say that she is a good girl who brushes her teeth and goes to bed when she is supposed to.

↑ realeez ↓

Tue, Mar 22 2011, 10:24 am

Almost 3 months pregnant and HD still doesn't know!

HD - Herr Döktor? Some OBs wait to see until after the first trimester so I'm sure it's OK!

Yiddis

Tue, Mar 22 2011, 10:45 am

Intimacy-"Oh no, what do I do now?"

OMG what happended in your bedroom?