What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Mar 23 2011, 1:05 pm

How do you pronounce "yekke"?

Answer: yarmulke.

↑ imasinger ↓

Wed, Mar 23 2011, 1:19 pm

PinkFridge wrote:

How do you pronounce "yekke"?

Answer: yarmulke.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Mar 23 2011, 4:35 pm

Who are these women hosting crowds for Chagim?

I can't help it; for some reason I mentally add an exclamation point and picture crowds of angry and irate imamothers with pitchforks, looking to root out such people from their midst.

↑ DrMom ↓

Thu, Mar 24 2011, 12:48 am

"If You Have Used Garlic Suppositories For Pinworms..."

That must be one tiny suppository! I think you'd better use the ones intended for humans.

↑ DrMom ↓

Thu, Mar 24 2011, 1:09 am

Yiddis wrote:

Intimacy-"Oh no, what do I do now?"

OMG what happended in your bedroom?

Actually, I was picturing a clueless imamother in bed with her husband, frantically and covertly typing into her iPhone to start this imamother thread while engaging in f0replay. HELP! Someone tell me what comes next!!

↑ Barbara ↓

Thu, Mar 24 2011, 1:46 pm

Super Gassy Baby

Faster than flatulence. More powerful than a scared skunk. Able to clear large rooms in time for a single diaper change. Look up in the sky. Its a bird. Its a plane. No, its SUPER GASSY BABY.

He propels himself through the air, powered by flatulence. Evil doers are felled by the odor alone.

Worst idea for a super hero. Ever.

↑ JC ↓

Thu, Mar 24 2011, 2:10 pm

how to cook or bake finger meat???

I was hoping she meant finger food!!

Um... she didnt, but at least it was human finger she was trying to cook

↑ AlwaysGrateful ↓

Thu, Mar 24 2011, 2:59 pm

JC wrote:

how to cook or bake finger meat???

I was hoping she meant finger food!!

Um... she didnt, but at least it was human finger she was trying to cook

And here I was imagining Hansel and Gretel sticking their fingers out of their cages for the witch to check. (Anyone know that version?)

↑ Rubber Ducky

Thu, Mar 24 2011, 2:59 pm

Almost 3 months pregnant and HD still doesn't know!

Yeah, Home Depot shoulda sent some coupons for home addition supplies or build-a-crib kits by now.

↑ DrMom ↓

Thu, Mar 24 2011, 3:03 pm

Barbara wrote:

I think that's a fabulous idea for a superhero!

And "Powered by Flatulence" is a great name for a band.

↑ kitov ↓

Thu, Mar 24 2011, 3:13 pm

DrMom wrote:

Yiddis wrote:

Intimacy-"Oh no, what do I do now?"

OMG what happended in your bedroom?

Or an unmarried curious troll, wanting to hear what "it" is really like....

↑ Barbara ↓

Thu, Mar 24 2011, 5:40 pm

Now I am complicit in someone else's misery

Every time I see this, I hear Rex: *Great! Now I have guilt.*

baschabad

Thu, Mar 24 2011, 5:51 pm

"3 months pregnant and HD doesn't know!"

Am I the only one who thinks that HD stands for High Definition? Although I cannot fathom why a TV would be interested in your pregnancy.

Kidding aside, and knowing that she was referring to her spouse, does HD stand for Husband Dearest? That's very sweet... More romantic than Dear Husband.

Now for people who DON'T like their husbands, will just an H suffice?

↑ Isramom8 ↓

Thu, Mar 24 2011, 5:55 pm

Imamother Meet Israel, Pesach?

Amother, are those your kids? Israel and Pesach? Sorry I didn't comment before on how cute they look in their Purim costumes.

↑ yo'ma ↓

Thu, Mar 24 2011, 6:47 pm

"Where have the good men gone?"

The Bonnie Tyler song, I need a hero.

↑ DrMom ↓

Fri, Mar 25 2011, 7:31 am

"BEST BLONDES UNDER $2000"

Hey, what kind of site is this?

↑ zaq ↓

Fri, Mar 25 2011, 8:05 am

DrMom, you beat me to it. My reaction was "you don't want to know my reaction to taht one!"

eshes chayil ↓

Fri, Mar 25 2011, 9:56 am

"where have the good men gone?"
I don't know about the good, but the best one of them all is right now in my living room! Very Happy

↑ hadasa ↓

Sat, Mar 26 2011, 3:13 pm

Milchig, pareve or fleishige husband?

Mine's omnivorous.

↑ DrMom ↓

Sun, Mar 27 2011, 3:54 am

"juggling working from home"

Sounds fun! If you are coordinated, it sure beats telemarketing or selling Amway.

Do you need to dress up like a clown and learn how to ride a unicycle?