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  auntie_em  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, May 20 2011, 6:32 am
PinkFridge wrote:
zaq wrote:
Is my dh spoiled?!

Does he smell ok? Not that that's a reliable indicator of safety, but if he smells "off," dump him for sure.


I'd recommend getting Seraph's opinion first.


That's good advice. Seraph will also know if it's possible to just trim off the spoiled part and still use the good bits.
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, May 20 2011, 7:31 am
Rolling Laughter
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  leomom  




 
 
    
 

Post Sat, May 21 2011, 10:32 pm
How do I leave my job politely?


Dear Polite,

It's refreshing to hear that the younger generation is concerned with social graces and appropriate business conduct. When you prepare to leave your job for the evening, there is a wrong way and a right way to do it.

WRONG: "Woohoo! Five o'clock! I am OUTTA HERE! Later, clowns!"

RIGHT: "Please excuse me, it's five o'clock and I must leave to catch my train home. See you tomorrow at nine o'clock sharp!"

It's extra nice if you offer to take the mail down on your way out, and don't forget to push in your chair.

Sincerely,
"Etty Kit" - your etiquette coach
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Sat, May 21 2011, 11:55 pm
How do I leave my job politely?

Clean out your office, get rid of anything your replacement won't need, including your dying potted plant and the 432 packets of takeout soy sauce in the desk, and don't let the door slam on your way out.
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  Tiale




 
 
    
 

Post Sat, May 21 2011, 11:59 pm
Like! Smile
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  Happy 2B  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, May 22 2011, 12:00 am
auntie_em wrote:
PinkFridge wrote:
zaq wrote:
Is my dh spoiled?!

Does he smell ok? Not that that's a reliable indicator of safety, but if he smells "off," dump him for sure.


I'd recommend getting Seraph's opinion first.


That's good advice. Seraph will also know if it's possible to just trim off the spoiled part and still use the good bits.


You can also check the expiration date but make sure to note that in NYC the sell by date is earlier than other states so it may last longer than the date... I think smelling would be another indicator last option is taste... But I don't recommend that one.
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  DrMom  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, May 22 2011, 2:07 am
"Why should you not feed the baby before the bris?"

What, someone told you to withold food from your newborn son for an entire week? I hope you didn't listen to that person.
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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, May 22 2011, 11:45 am
Where can I watch Meron live?

Try Meron.
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  DrMom  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, May 22 2011, 12:31 pm
"Panicing about ET decision"

To phone home or not to phone home? That is the question.
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  AlwaysGrateful  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, May 22 2011, 12:51 pm
"How to get a two year old to listen to you."

What's the punchline?
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, May 22 2011, 6:18 pm
What happened to G-d?

He is dead, and Friedrich Nietzsche killed him.
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, May 23 2011, 6:41 am
words that begin with the letter sin

Sin-cere
Sin-gle
Sin-k
Sin-bad
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, May 23 2011, 6:42 am
How does a urologist differ from a regular ob/gyn?

1. A urologist doesn't deliver babies
2. A urologist treats men

Other than that, they're exactly the same.
Not.
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LUV2SLEEP  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, May 23 2011, 8:12 am
Rolling Laughter Rolling Laughter Rolling Laughter Rolling Laughter Rolling Laughter
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, May 23 2011, 8:23 am
Leftover ideas?

I wouldn't call them "leftover", I'd call them "ideas that haven't yet been implemented" and file them for future reference.
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  auntie_em  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, May 23 2011, 10:13 am
Swaddling but keeps breaking arms free

Duct Tape
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  DrMom  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, May 23 2011, 11:49 am
"What's the deal w/yogurt?"

2 for 1 at my local supermarket.
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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, May 23 2011, 12:04 pm
Looking for an OB ...who excepts Health Choice

So if you have Health Choice you don't want that dr. You want one who accepts your insurance.
(Sorry, couldn't resist, hope all goes well!)
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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, May 23 2011, 12:08 pm
Am I grip or grin?

Er, whoever you are, your problem may be more than Imamother can handle.
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  auntie_em  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, May 23 2011, 12:41 pm
Help! Know how to get this kid quiet?

Duct Tape
Maybe share a roll with the arm-freeing-swaddled-baby?
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