What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ Happy 2B ↓

Thu, Dec 30 2010, 5:01 pm

Getting paid for traveling due to the snow--

where?? sign me up!! I can use a vacation! and to be paid to boot?? Have passport will travel!!

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sat, Jan 01 2011, 7:17 pm

Mazel tov! I'm a morah!

Music

When you see a sweet girl/ treating children like pearls/ thaaat's a morah....

↑ Atali ↓

Sat, Jan 01 2011, 10:58 pm

"Where is natural NYC birthing?"

Sorry, there is no nature in NYC

"Anyone ever give birth in upstate NY?"

Of course not. There is no civilization north of NYC so they all travel into the city to give birth.

↑ Barbara ↓

Sat, Jan 01 2011, 11:45 pm

What do you sleep in?

Usually, a bed.

↑ leomom ↓

Sun, Jan 02 2011, 1:40 am

ready to give up Sad

bad cut

Don't worry!! Remember, hair grows! And anyone, it's covered almost all the time, right?

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Jan 02 2011, 6:57 pm

Pearls from China

Confuscious say...

↑ shanie5 ↓

Sun, Jan 02 2011, 10:24 pm

Can Someone in Debt Give Financial Advice?

Anyone can GIVE financial advice, The question is would u ACCEPT the financial advice of s/o in debt!

↑ leomom ↓

Sun, Jan 02 2011, 11:17 pm

Need sleeves--Please help me remember the thread!!

OK, how about this idea: Put a little sticky note that says "Don't forget thread" where you'll be sure to see it before you sit down to sew. Good luck - sleeves are always tricky! Even when you remember the thread! Smile

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, Jan 03 2011, 9:23 am

Politics surrounding birth

No joke: I forgot I was watching this; I figured it had to do with Obama.

↑ kitov ↓

Mon, Jan 03 2011, 11:05 am

Kosher Organic Dates

Is this the new trend? Dating a guy who only eats kosher and organic, or does it imply the girl in discussion prefers a date where you eat in a kosher organic restaurant?

Ooops, my mistake, it was in the kosher kitchen section.

↑ auntie_em ↓

Mon, Jan 03 2011, 2:37 pm

3 periods back to back!!! ARGH!

Those are actually exclamation points. Three periods back to back look like this...
It is called an ellipsis. I am fond of them because I think they make my writing/typing look thoughtful,
as if I were gazing into the distance, formulating all my very deep thoughts. lol

More information (than I ever wanted) can be found here.
Information about ellipses.

↑ busydev

Mon, Jan 03 2011, 5:11 pm

going to the mikva with a baby

well I dunno about you... but I usually leave the kids at home.

↑ Atali ↓

Mon, Jan 03 2011, 5:26 pm

auntie_em wrote:

That was great!

↑ auntie_em ↓

Mon, Jan 03 2011, 5:26 pm

Chicken capons... how?

I know, right? They are so little and cute!
Shrink rays...definitely shrink rays.

↑ Barbara ↓

Mon, Jan 03 2011, 7:51 pm

Should I remind Him?

No. He already knows. You could try davening, though, He listens.

ETA -- no, really. That's what I thought it was about.

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↑ Barbara ↓

Mon, Jan 03 2011, 7:53 pm

Why can't we do it?

... in the road

↑ sequoia ↓

Mon, Jan 03 2011, 7:59 pm

yy wrote:

Hee hee hee!

↑ Atali ↓

Mon, Jan 03 2011, 8:05 pm

"What do you do if you have a boy?"

Make a shalom zachar and a bris.

abbyatoms ↓

Mon, Jan 03 2011, 8:56 pm

haha, same
"What do you do if you have a boy?"
-make a bris

↑ Atali ↓

Mon, Jan 03 2011, 10:59 pm

"Less Expensive Dinner Menus"

If you want to print the menus for less, try printing them in black-and-white on normal copy paper and laminating them with a home laminating machine.