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  louche  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Dec 01 2010, 11:26 am
Latkes Friday night?

No can do, it's a shomer-shabbos place. How about IHOP?
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  louche  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Dec 01 2010, 11:44 am
You Don't Toivel Dishes-Can I Eat By You?

Not with that holier-than-thou attitude, you can't. The chutzpah!
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  louche  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Dec 01 2010, 12:07 pm
Heavenly Donuts

Chock Full o' Nuts makes donuts?
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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Dec 01 2010, 12:38 pm
louche wrote:
Heavenly Donuts

Chock Full o' Nuts makes donuts?


Trying to figure this out: is your vision of heaven chock full of nuts you've known?

And "Latkes in the Food Processor"
If crockpots don't get hot enough the food processor definitely won't.
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  Barbara  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Dec 01 2010, 1:48 pm
PinkFridge wrote:
louche wrote:
Heavenly Donuts

Chock Full o' Nuts makes donuts?


Trying to figure this out: is your vision of heaven chock full of nuts you've known?

And "Latkes in the Food Processor"
If crockpots don't get hot enough the food processor definitely won't.


Its an old jingle -- Chock Full of Nuts is the heavenly coffee ...-
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  Barbara  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Dec 01 2010, 1:50 pm
What's under your menorah.

Nothing right now. But tonight, after the kids go to sleep, Hanukkah Harry will place presents there for all the good boys and girls.

Oh, wait. Wrong holiday.
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  Chavelamomela  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Dec 01 2010, 1:51 pm
Barbara wrote:
What's under your menorah.

Nothing right now. But tonight, after the kids go to sleep, Hanukkah Harry will place presents there for all the good boys and girls.

Oh, wait. Wrong holiday.


You beat me to it! I had the same thought... that it's the wrong holiday to place gifts under the menorah...
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  Chavelamomela  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Dec 01 2010, 2:00 pm
"Halachic Wills"

Gee, reminds me of Blu Greenberg's (of JOFA fame) well-known line...

"When there's a Rabbinic Will, there's a Halachic Way"

(Gosh, I didn't know I was such a feminist Wink )
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  Barbara  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Dec 01 2010, 3:05 pm
No baking powder, what should I do?

(1) Go to the store; or

(2) Make something that doesn't require baking powder.
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  louche  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Dec 01 2010, 4:19 pm
Barbara wrote:
PinkFridge wrote:
louche wrote:
Heavenly Donuts

Chock Full o' Nuts makes donuts?


Trying to figure this out: is your vision of heaven chock full of nuts you've known?

And "Latkes in the Food Processor"
If crockpots don't get hot enough the food processor definitely won't.


Its an old jingle -- Chock Full of Nuts is the heavenly coffee ...-


And it's still playing on the radio as of last year.
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  louche  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Dec 01 2010, 5:09 pm
Have you lost weight from Zumba?

Not Zumba--rhumba. As in dance your derriere off. Although polka, jazz, ballet, hora, or any equally lively style will be as effective.

Room-ba, otoh, will not.
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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Dec 01 2010, 5:15 pm
Barbara wrote:
What's under your menorah.

Nothing right now. But tonight, after the kids go to sleep, Hanukkah Harry will place presents there for all the good boys and girls.

Oh, wait. Wrong holiday.


Oh, my kids are waiting for The Great Latke.
And I've passed Chock Full o Nuts, but we don't have one locally so I'm not up on the jingles.
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  louche  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Dec 01 2010, 6:13 pm
If you have mil issues...

The correct abbreviation for Mademoiselle is Mlle, not mil. And, sorry, I give all my back issues of Mlle to the hospital library wagon
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  leomom  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Dec 01 2010, 9:31 pm
PinkFridge wrote:

And I've passed Chock Full o Nuts, but we don't have one locally so I'm not up on the jingles.


They're talking about an old coffee commercial...

Chock Full O' Nuts is that heavenly coffee
Better coffee a millionaire's money can't buy

(it took me & my sisters YEARS to figure out what the heck they were saying in that second line)
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  louche  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Dec 02 2010, 6:47 am
yy wrote:

Chock Full O' Nuts is that heavenly coffee
Better coffee a millionaire's money can't buy

(it took me & my sisters YEARS to figure out what the heck they were saying in that second line)


Me, too! I think they must have re-recorded the jingle, because my hearing has certainly not improved since I was a child, and back then it just sounded like gibberish.

If anyone remembers the theme song to "All in the Family", the last line was "gee, our old LaSalle ran great...those were the days". In the original recording, that last line was also garbled and no one could make it out. There must have been complaints because eventually they re-recorded it, and the words were crystal clear.
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  sequoia  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Dec 02 2010, 9:27 am
Nursing a baby with teeth

Go ahead, but I'm going to stick to the old-fashioned method of nursing a baby with my breasts.
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  Barbara  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Dec 02 2010, 10:12 am
louche wrote:
yy wrote:

Chock Full O' Nuts is that heavenly coffee
Better coffee a millionaire's money can't buy

(it took me & my sisters YEARS to figure out what the heck they were saying in that second line)


Me, too! I think they must have re-recorded the jingle, because my hearing has certainly not improved since I was a child, and back then it just sounded like gibberish.

If anyone remembers the theme song to "All in the Family", the last line was "gee, our old LaSalle ran great...those were the days". In the original recording, that last line was also garbled and no one could make it out. There must have been complaints because eventually they re-recorded it, and the words were crystal clear.


There are (or used to be) entire websites devoted to misunderstood lyrics.

Right now there's a song that has the refrain *rock you like a G6* No clue what a G6 is, but it sounds to me like *cheese stick* Why are they singing about cheese sticks? (OK, A G6 is a jet. I googled.)

An old favorite -- CCR's Bad Moon Rising. Someone commented that she always thought they were saying *there's a bathroom on the right*
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  louche  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Dec 02 2010, 10:41 am
Love that website! Sometimes I like the misheard lyrics better than the real ones.

For years I wondered where the Trubbal River was--I'm guessing Washington State. You know, the one with a bridge immortalized by Simon and Garfunkel: Bridge over Trubbal water.
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  louche  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Dec 02 2010, 11:05 am
Is it ever too late?

One minute past shkiah on a Friday evening.
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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Dec 02 2010, 4:20 pm
Heavenly Donuts

Dessert following main course, Levyason.
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