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louche
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 Fri, Nov 26 2010, 12:50 am
| realeez wrote: | IMPORTANT! DOUCHE AND HT
Sorry, you misspelled Louche so she may not see this thread... |
There I was relaxing by reading imamother while drinking my evening cocoa after having cleaned up the house more or less to my satisfaction...I had no idea liquids could travel so far and so wide when propelled by the force of laughter. I am sure there is cocoa in places I haven't even thought to look.
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leomom
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Fri, Nov 26 2010, 3:56 am
How do women say havdala?
Hav-da-la. Just like it's spelled.
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realeez
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Fri, Nov 26 2010, 7:22 am
| louche wrote: | | realeez wrote: | IMPORTANT! DOUCHE AND HT
Sorry, you misspelled Louche so she may not see this thread... |
There I was relaxing by reading imamother while drinking my evening cocoa after having cleaned up the house more or less to my satisfaction...I had no idea liquids could travel so far and so wide when propelled by the force of laughter. I am sure there is cocoa in places I haven't even thought to look. |
Your posts have done similar to me so it was payback time 
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louche
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Fri, Nov 26 2010, 8:51 am
Chassidishe hillula, since when?
Since Yekkes started making opsherns.
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yo'ma
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Fri, Nov 26 2010, 10:32 am
Version I:
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
Guess I'll go eat worms,
Long, thin, slimy ones; Short, fat, juicy ones,
Itsy, bitsy, fuzzy wuzzy worms.
Down goes the first one, down goes the second one,
Oh how they wiggle and squirm.
Up comes the first one, up comes the second one,
Oh how they wiggle and squirm.
Version II
Nobody loves me, everybody hates me
Think I'll go and eat worms
Long ones, short ones, fat ones, thin ones
See how they wriggle and squirm
I bite off the heads, and suck out the juice
And throw the skins away
Nobody knows how fat I grow
On worms three times a day
Ohh...nobody loves me.
Version III:
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
Think I'll go eat worms.
Big fat juicy ones, Eensie weensy squeensy ones,
See how they wiggle and squirm.
Chomp off their heads and squeeze out the juice
And throw their tails away
Nobody knows how I survive
On worms three times a day.
Version IV:
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me
I'm goin' down the garden to eat worms
Long thin slimy ones, short fat fuzzy ones
Ooey gooey, ooey gooey worms
Long thin slimy ones slip down easily
Short fat fuzzy ones don't
Short fat fuzzy ones stick to your teeth
And the juice goes slurpin' (slurping noise) down your throat
Version V:
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
think I'll go eat worms...
big fat juicy ones, little slimy skinny ones,
hope they don't have germs!"
I really only ever heard the first version.
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Besiyata Dishmaya
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Sat, Nov 27 2010, 3:17 pm
| louche wrote: | Chassidishe hillula, since when?
Since Yekkes started making opsherns. |
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Barbara
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Sat, Nov 27 2010, 6:22 pm
Sending women to the back of the bus
Ah ha, hush that fuss
Everybody move to the back of the bus
Do you wanna bump and slump with us
We the type of people make the club get crunk
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leomom
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Sat, Nov 27 2010, 9:16 pm
| yo'ma wrote: |
Version I:
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
Guess I'll go eat worms, |
That's what I came here to post - but you beat me to it.
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DrMom
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Sun, Nov 28 2010, 2:40 pm
"Occupation in demand in ey?"
Depends whom you ask. Women in Black, for example: not so much.
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louche
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Mon, Nov 29 2010, 12:11 am
what do you put in your mikvah water?
ummm....myself? 
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Ima_Shelli
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Mon, Nov 29 2010, 12:26 am
"If you had a homebirth"
followed in my mind by,
"Ya da deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum,
all day long I'd biddy biddy bum,
If I were a wealthy man"
(sorry, keep singing that one TTTO "If I were a rich man" a la fiddler on the roof)
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c.c.cookie
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Mon, Nov 29 2010, 1:37 am
Need help making latkes for party
No problem. Where do you live?
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DrMom
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Mon, Nov 29 2010, 2:41 am
| louche wrote: | what do you put in your mikvah water?
ummm....myself? |
An olive w/a twist of lemon.
Or in the summer, one of those tiny paper umbrellas.
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DrMom
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Mon, Nov 29 2010, 2:43 am
"Breaking News: Proud owner of Ami magazine reviews it"
Big deal; as if the owner of the publication is going to say anything but wonderful things about it...
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louche
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Mon, Nov 29 2010, 10:52 am
| DrMom wrote: | "Breaking News: Proud owner of Ami magazine reviews it"
Big deal; as if the owner of the publication is going to say anything but wonderful things about it... | My thoughts exactly.
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louche
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Mon, Nov 29 2010, 3:07 pm
tips for teachers & rebbi's on chanuka
The kids will be excited and more unruly than usual, so work some extra physical activities into the week's lesson plans to burn off that excess energy.
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sequoia
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Mon, Nov 29 2010, 3:18 pm
| DrMom wrote: | "Breaking News: Proud owner of Ami magazine reviews it"
Big deal; as if the owner of the publication is going to say anything but wonderful things about it... |
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hadasa
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Mon, Nov 29 2010, 6:28 pm
Virgin birth
 Even if this poster qualifies as a Frum, Jewish mother, based on her son's reputation, I think she should be banned from the site.
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PinkFridge
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Mon, Nov 29 2010, 8:55 pm
| hadasa wrote: | Virgin birth
Even if this poster qualifies as a Frum, Jewish mother, based on her son's reputation, I think she should be banned from the site. |
What? You mean this wasn't about someone who gave birth on a plane?
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