What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ louche ↓

Tue, Nov 23 2010, 12:09 am

Is YOUR home a museum?

Yes, a dust-bunny museum featuring the largest, most varied, strangest-shaped, strangest-colored, fastest-growing, fastest-moving, most lifelike dust bunnies on the planet.

↑ Besiyata Dishmaya ↓

Tue, Nov 23 2010, 9:14 am

"who asks your TH shailos to the rav?"

What? You mean most people don't take their TH shailos to the Rov anymore nowadays? Rolling Eyes

↑ saw50st8

Tue, Nov 23 2010, 9:16 am

"THE ULTIMATE getting clean faster thread"

Ah speed cleaning! I put on really fast music and race around to see how much I can clean in 15 minutes. I do this 4 times a day and my house is spotless. (I really thought this thread was about how to get your house clean faster)

↑ Besiyata Dishmaya ↓

Tue, Nov 23 2010, 9:24 am

"How often do you girls pamper yourselves?"

My mother comes over several times a day when needed to do that for me.

↑ Ima_Shelli ↓

Tue, Nov 23 2010, 2:35 pm

"Do you have a car/van?"

Yup. My carivan includes 4 camels, 3 gypsy tents, 1 fortune teller with bad teeth, and untold riches.
Why, do you have a carivan too? (Here I thought I was the only one around with one.)

↑ onlyme ↓

Tue, Nov 23 2010, 3:43 pm

"What do you do with bedika cloths?"

Didn't your kallah teacher tell you?

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Tue, Nov 23 2010, 3:45 pm

onlyme wrote:

"What do you do with bedika cloths?"

Didn't your kallah teacher tell you?

I just tried to find the thread, I don't want to offend the OP, so let me ask mechila in advance.

I assume no patchwork quilts.

AlwaysGrateful ↓

Tue, Nov 23 2010, 3:58 pm

"How to wash the floor with a toddler"

Hold him by his heels, dunk his hair into the bucket, and...

(It's my own thread. I thought about changing the title before I pressed submit, but didn't have the patience to think of a new one.)

↑ tryinghard ↓

Tue, Nov 23 2010, 4:15 pm

"Move - Together Beds"

Darn, these beds are just not listening!

↑ Mrs. XYZ ↓

Tue, Nov 23 2010, 4:18 pm

"Broken finger nail - is this ok (for mikva)" by amother

Hey Marina, we know its you!

zipporah

Tue, Nov 23 2010, 4:23 pm

AlwaysGrateful wrote:

I was picturing it in my head... I'm glad you posted it in here.

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Tue, Nov 23 2010, 4:42 pm

AlwaysGrateful wrote:

I once got an e-mail with a picture of a baby mop-it was an outfit for a crawling baby to wear that mopped the floor.

↑ Besiyata Dishmaya ↓

Tue, Nov 23 2010, 6:16 pm

AlwaysGrateful wrote:

↑ Besiyata Dishmaya ↓

Tue, Nov 23 2010, 6:18 pm

Mrs. XYZ wrote:

"Broken finger nail - is this ok (for mikva)" by amother

Hey Marina, we know its you!

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Tue, Nov 23 2010, 9:27 pm

All in one girdle

Yeah, I'm big but I think I just need one.

↑ louche ↓

Tue, Nov 23 2010, 11:46 pm

cooking pot. kugel in crock pot

1. I've heard of marijuana brownies but this is the first I've heard of pot kugel.

2. But if HAD heard of Pot kugel, it would have been made in a CRACK pot, not a crock pot.

↑ louche ↓

Tue, Nov 23 2010, 11:47 pm

Teen babysitter--who drives her?

WHAT, not who. Presumably the desire to earn money.

↑ Raizle ↓

Wed, Nov 24 2010, 2:57 am

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How to wash the floor with a toddler

↑ shalhevet ↓

Wed, Nov 24 2010, 8:12 am

Raizle, that's so funny. I was just going to be boring and ask if a mop wouldn't work better.