What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ Barbara ↓

Tue, Nov 02 2010, 6:19 pm

Swaddling - does the baby get addicted?

I'm picturing this strung-out, 35 year old yeshiva bochur. *Man, I'm hurtin' You gotta help me, man. I just need ....* *Yossele, no. You can do this. You can get clean.* *I can't. I've tried it all. Betty Ford. Sleeping bags. Its doesn't work. I need a fix* *Yossele ...* [Yossele jumps up and holds a knife to friend's neck] *I'm in withdrawal, man. I can't do it. You gotta get me a fix. JUST SWADDLE ME MAN. JUST DO IT!*

↑ Barbara ↓

Tue, Nov 02 2010, 6:21 pm

onlyme wrote:

ANYONE know kosher Pizza Dough or Crust???

Kosher Pizza Dough? Sure, she was my best friend back in high school! Not sure about Crust though... Where's she from?

Sadly. Crust went off the derech. She doesn't keep kosher. Last I heard, she was dating a Mormon.

↑ enneamom ↓

Tue, Nov 02 2010, 6:32 pm

Barbara wrote:

onlyme wrote:

ANYONE know kosher Pizza Dough or Crust???

Kosher Pizza Dough? Sure, she was my best friend back in high school! Not sure about Crust though... Where's she from?

Sadly. Crust went off the derech. She doesn't keep kosher. Last I heard, she was dating a Mormon.

↑ louche ↓

Tue, Nov 02 2010, 6:42 pm

Dressing for Turkey Wrap

I've never had one, and it sounds repulsive, but if it's anything like an herbal wrap or a mud wrap, you don't wear anything except maybe a skimpy undergarment. Otherwise what's the point?

↑ louche ↓

Tue, Nov 02 2010, 6:44 pm

Barbara wrote:

↑ louche ↓

Tue, Nov 02 2010, 6:46 pm

Barbara wrote:

onlyme wrote:

ANYONE know kosher Pizza Dough or Crust???

Kosher Pizza Dough? Sure, she was my best friend back in high school! Not sure about Crust though... Where's she from?

Sadly. Crust went off the derech. She doesn't keep kosher. Last I heard, she was dating a Mormon.

Babs, get your hearing checked. Her mother said she was dating a MORON.

↑ realeez ↓

Tue, Nov 02 2010, 7:05 pm

Barbara wrote:

I almost choked on my iced tea!

↑ greenfire ↓

Tue, Nov 02 2010, 7:09 pm

Barbara wrote:

- oy the picture in my head ... Shooting Arrow

↑ enneamom ↓

Tue, Nov 02 2010, 7:22 pm

louche wrote:

Barbara wrote:

onlyme wrote:

ANYONE know kosher Pizza Dough or Crust???

Kosher Pizza Dough? Sure, she was my best friend back in high school! Not sure about Crust though... Where's she from?

Sadly. Crust went off the derech. She doesn't keep kosher. Last I heard, she was dating a Mormon.

Babs, get your hearing checked. Her mother said she was dating a MORON.

↑ leomom ↓

Tue, Nov 02 2010, 11:41 pm

Does the Lucille you go to have men?

Of course! Ricky and Fred are in almost every episode of my "go to" classic sitcom.

↑ Atali ↓

Wed, Nov 03 2010, 7:36 pm

"Learn to massage your infant in Monsey"

Why is massaging an infant in Monsey any different from massaging an infant in any other city?

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↑ enneamom ↓

Wed, Nov 03 2010, 9:00 pm

Dying sheitel - is it ever worth it?

No, it's never worth it to buy, wear, or otherwise invest in a dying sheitel. Call the sheitel chevra kaddisha instead, or give it to your kids for dress-up.

↑ louche ↓

Wed, Nov 03 2010, 10:19 pm

enneamom wrote:

Dying sheitel - is it ever worth it?

No, it's never worth it to buy, wear, or otherwise invest in a dying sheitel. Call the sheitel chevra kaddisha instead, or give it to your kids for dress-up.

↑ enneamom ↓

Wed, Nov 03 2010, 10:21 pm

louche wrote:

enneamom wrote:

Dying sheitel - is it ever worth it?

No, it's never worth it to buy, wear, or otherwise invest in a dying sheitel. Call the sheitel chevra kaddisha instead, or give it to your kids for dress-up.

Louche, THAT is the ultimate compliment--getting you, the queen of thread title reactions, to laugh! I'm tickled pink! Colors

↑ enneamom ↓

Wed, Nov 03 2010, 10:23 pm

I'm so Sad DS school just closed down

Bet he isn't!

↑ enneamom ↓

Wed, Nov 03 2010, 10:24 pm

Mirena- I'm terrified, please reassure me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Hush sweetie, Mirena's here. Everything will be alright."

↑ DrMom ↓

Wed, Nov 03 2010, 10:45 pm

"Anyone know old recipe from binah mag for colored potatoes?"

I believe the politically correct term is "potatoes of color."

↑ leomom ↓

Wed, Nov 03 2010, 11:17 pm

enneamom wrote:

Mirena- I'm terrified, please reassure me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Hush sweetie, Mirena's here. Everything will be alright."

Sweet Valley Gal ↓

Wed, Nov 03 2010, 11:54 pm

Can I make beef stew for shabbos dinner?

Sure, I let you

↑ Mrs Bissli ↓

Thu, Nov 04 2010, 8:47 am

"Dying sheitel-is it worth it?"
Oh no, I'm so sorry to hear. Did you call all immediate relatives?