What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ enneamom ↓

Sat, Oct 30 2010, 8:58 pm

True confessions: I lived in the U.S. for nearly 10 years

shock

OMG THAT'S TERRIBLE!!!!! And you didn't even post as amother!!!!Does your DH know about this??!

embarrassed

I also live in the U.S....shh...don't tell...

↑ OldYoung ↓

Sat, Oct 30 2010, 10:08 pm

Indian (style) chicken-

the kind your morah taught you how to make in pre-1a

↑ leomom ↓

Sat, Oct 30 2010, 10:15 pm

louche wrote:

DrMom wrote:

"won't be using amazon diapers coupon"

Amazon diapers! A new line of Depends incontinence diapers designed for larger women.

SCTMNAOMK (Spewing coffee through my nose all over my keyboard--and it's even onomatopoeic!)

love that it's onomatopoeic

↑ greenfire ↓

Sun, Oct 31 2010, 7:28 am

"friday day"

everybody's doing it - doing it Music

(really this reaction was after reading the contents)

↑ greenfire ↓

Sun, Oct 31 2010, 7:52 am

"menu to loewer"

I actually read this as loew's ... theater of course so we need some pop POP corn Bomb

coke

& raisinettes Tongue Out

↑ greenfire ↓

Sun, Oct 31 2010, 8:51 am

under household management
"number for kol haloshon"

what is this - they tell you how to clean your house in every language ...

limpiar su casa!
!לנקות את הבית שלך
nettoyer votre maison!
pulire la vostra casa!
glan do theach!
tisztítsa meg a házat!
καθαρίστε το σπίτι σας!
あなたの家をきれいに！
Чистота Вашего дома!
!!! ריין דיין הויז

↑ greenfire ↓

Sun, Oct 31 2010, 9:53 am

under taharas mishpacha
"Hanging skin" - what is it and how to get rid"

hanging skin needs surgical removal please do NOT do surgery on yourself and the only holy skin is the foreskin ... Confused

(fine it sounded funnier in my head Scratching Head

)

↑ realeez ↓

Sun, Oct 31 2010, 2:14 pm

"I prefer animals to people !"

Good thing because I wasn't planning on being your dinner!

↑ DrMom ↓

Sun, Oct 31 2010, 3:31 pm

"Williamsburg Style of Dress"
Ooh, like knee breeches and bonnets and ruffly dresses with 17 petticoats and tricorner hats?
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q.....Aln0=
Oops.

↑ Atali ↓

Sun, Oct 31 2010, 6:41 pm

"Are you a saint?"

No, because I am Jewish and still alive

B"H ↓

Sun, Oct 31 2010, 8:20 pm

loosing jewlery

if your necklace is coming loose you can taking it to a jeweler and he can tighten it.
oh, you meant LOSING jewlery!!!

↑ enneamom ↓

Mon, Nov 01 2010, 2:03 am

Am I confused?

If you're asking, then yes, most probably you are confused. Confused about whether you're confused.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, Nov 01 2010, 1:45 pm

H A S H K A F A

Got it. And we R E S P E C T you for it. (My immediate reaction when I saw the title: thinking is this a cheer or a song?)

↑ Atali ↓

Mon, Nov 01 2010, 2:04 pm

"Akways Tired?"

I guess you were tired when you wrote the thread title too.

↑ greenfire ↓

Mon, Nov 01 2010, 5:04 pm

"mikvah Far Rockaway"

sounds too far with too many rocks in the way ...

↑ greenfire ↓

Mon, Nov 01 2010, 6:58 pm

"FB group for frum dieters"

can BT's join too

↑ realeez ↓

Tue, Nov 02 2010, 6:21 am

Uncle Moishy ALL DAY LONG Sad

"Morning, noon and evening and also in between..." Music

↑ realeez ↓

Tue, Nov 02 2010, 11:45 am

"ISO recipe for fluke"

A fluke is one of those things that just happen... Having a recipe for one kind of defeats the whole purpose.

↑ greenfire ↓

Tue, Nov 02 2010, 11:50 am

realeez wrote:

"ISO recipe for fluke"

A fluke is one of those things that just happen... Having a recipe for one kind of defeats the whole purpose.

and those usually are the best recipes

↑ onlyme ↓

Tue, Nov 02 2010, 1:11 pm

ANYONE know kosher Pizza Dough or Crust???

Kosher Pizza Dough? Sure, she was my best friend back in high school! Not sure about Crust though... Where's she from?