What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ enneamom ↓

Wed, Oct 27 2010, 10:56 pm

Ds doesn't want to be kallah
Oh my, I sure hope YOU don't want him to be a kallah, either! Not a very done thing around these parts... shock

↑ good wifey ↓

Thu, Oct 28 2010, 1:41 pm

"Need new way to Dress up a sponge cake"

A complete costume or just new make up colors??

↑ Atali ↓

Thu, Oct 28 2010, 1:52 pm

"How do YOU hold?"

Usually with my hands. The only time I hold things a different way is when carrying muktzah items on shabbos.

↑ greenfire ↓

Thu, Oct 28 2010, 2:50 pm

"Ds doesn't want to be kallah"

okay so call it 2 chossons

↑ sequoia ↓

Thu, Oct 28 2010, 2:51 pm

greenfire wrote:

"Ds doesn't want to be kallah"

okay so call it 2 chossons

↑ greenfire ↓

Thu, Oct 28 2010, 4:02 pm

"smell from dishwasher"

get a sink

↑ DrMom ↓

Thu, Oct 28 2010, 9:06 pm

"Do you have a Mac and live in Monsey???"

(getting jumprope)

M my name is Miriam and my husband's name is Moshe.
We live in Monsey and we sell Macs.

N my name is Nili and my husband's name is Noam.
We live in Norway and we sell noodles.

...

↑ DrMom ↓

Thu, Oct 28 2010, 9:09 pm

"won't be using amazon diapers coupon"

Amazon diapers! A new line of Depends incontinence diapers designed for larger women.

↑ DrMom ↓

Thu, Oct 28 2010, 9:50 pm

"what can I do with wings?"

Depends. If they are really large, you may be able to take flight. Otherwise, you can probably just flap them around a lot and keep away the flies.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, Oct 28 2010, 10:17 pm

DrMom wrote:

"what can I do with wings?"

Depends. If they are really large, you may be able to take flight. Otherwise, you can probably just flap them around a lot and keep away the flies.

Wings? Depends? What gives?

↑ louche ↓

Thu, Oct 28 2010, 11:04 pm

DrMom wrote:

"won't be using amazon diapers coupon"

Amazon diapers! A new line of Depends incontinence diapers designed for larger women.

SCTMNAOMK (Spewing coffee through my nose all over my keyboard--and it's even onomatopoeic!)

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Fri, Oct 29 2010, 11:05 am

louche wrote:

DrMom wrote:

"won't be using amazon diapers coupon"

Amazon diapers! A new line of Depends incontinence diapers designed for larger women.

SCTMNAOMK (Spewing coffee through my nose all over my keyboard--and it's even onomatopoeic!)

To whoever can arrange these things: Please can we have a matching emoticon? This is something different from :rolling or laughter Compress

or any of the other humor ones.

↑ Atali ↓

Fri, Oct 29 2010, 1:23 pm

"am I alone...? Friday night is so difficult to be together!~"

Yes, if you aren't together than logically that means you are alone.

↑ louche ↓

Fri, Oct 29 2010, 1:59 pm

Errin Birth Control

If you erred in your bc, you'd better take a HPC, fast.

↑ saw50st8 ↓

Fri, Oct 29 2010, 2:02 pm

Do I have to feel GUILTY?

You are a Jewish mother - you are supposed to make your CHILDREN feel guilty.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Fri, Oct 29 2010, 2:54 pm

louche wrote:

Errin Birth Control

If you erred in your bc, you'd better take a HPC, fast.

And I thought it had something to do with the Emerald Isle. BC go bragh!

chanala ↓

Fri, Oct 29 2010, 3:10 pm

imabima wrote:

"my baby's one year old, now what???"

Two, then three, then four Smile

↑ chanala

Fri, Oct 29 2010, 3:21 pm

DrMom wrote:

Spinoff:
http://imamother.com/forum/vie.....85852

↑ enneamom ↓

Sat, Oct 30 2010, 8:24 pm

Halachik problems with donating eggs?

I thought this would be another thread about ribbis when lending food to neighbors...

↑ realeez ↓

Sat, Oct 30 2010, 8:40 pm

"halachik problems with donating eggs?"

If you work under the table to get on WIC and get too many eggs and want to give them to your local yeshiva and get a tax receipt, it could very well be a halachic issue but I'm no Rav!