What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

mom#1! ↓

Tue, Sep 28 2010, 2:28 am

"AAAHHH!"
I thought there was a spider or roach.

↑ mom#1! ↓

Tue, Sep 28 2010, 2:29 am

"kosher in poland"

I thought only old grandma's lived there.

↑ mom#1!

Tue, Sep 28 2010, 2:39 am

what to wear to son's bris

I'd start with cloths. Maybe some underwear, shoes, a shirt?

↑ realeez ↓

Tue, Sep 28 2010, 7:00 am

Having a baby in PA or medical school

Either you will deliver in Pennsylvania or med school? Your options sure are limited!

↑ shanie5 ↓

Tue, Sep 28 2010, 8:35 am

realeez wrote:

Having a baby in PA or medical school

Either you will deliver in Pennsylvania or med school? Your options sure are limited!

Or do both-PA has medical schools too!!

↑ louche ↓

Tue, Sep 28 2010, 10:45 am

Oh no, talis for women???

I keep reading this as "tails" for women. I hope it's not a new trend. White tie and tails is not a good look for most of us.

↑ life'sgreat ↓

Tue, Sep 28 2010, 2:12 pm

Can I have a boy?

Sure, the queue on the left is for boys.

↑ shanie5 ↓

Tue, Sep 28 2010, 3:40 pm

"Feel Horrible"

um, no thanx, I'd rather feel good

↑ realeez ↓

Wed, Sep 29 2010, 4:38 am

"The One Thing DH Never Does Around The House is.."

Only one thing - sound like a cool dh!

"No time to eat well, exclusively BF'ing"

I'd think it would be faster for an adult to grab a few crackers, but, hey, to each her own...

"prevent shrinking meat"

I've heard of saving whales but this is too much.

↑ Barbara ↓

Sat, Oct 02 2010, 9:03 pm

Enagement ring too small.

Sigh. The materialism of some people astounds me. If he's a good man, it really doesn't matter how big the diamond is.

↑ louche ↓

Sun, Oct 03 2010, 3:49 pm

Barbara wrote:

Enagement ring too small.

Sigh. The materialism of some people astounds me. If he's a good man, it really doesn't matter how big the diamond is.

Don't laugh, I really did expect the thread to be along these lines and was most relieved to discover she meant the fit was too snug.

↑ pumpernickle ↓

Sun, Oct 03 2010, 4:07 pm

Do your children stand up for you?
I thought it was another shalom bayis fight where children have to stick up for the mother.. Lol!

↑ louche ↓

Sun, Oct 03 2010, 4:47 pm

Great Story about my Chassidish Husband

And what about your Litvish husband and your Yekkish husband? BTW, how many husbands you have, all told?

↑ louche ↓

Sun, Oct 03 2010, 5:17 pm

need blush for sisters chasinah

Nonsense. You would need blush if your sister weren't having a chasunah and were living in sin. So long as she's getting married, what's there to be ashamed of?

↑ realeez ↓

Sun, Oct 03 2010, 8:37 pm

"Today sponge"

Next year, a brand new baby...

↑ DrMom ↓

Mon, Oct 04 2010, 12:13 pm

"I WANT TO CHUCK THIS BLOODY PYREX"

Eww, by all means, please do!

↑ DrMom ↓

Mon, Oct 04 2010, 12:14 pm

"Amen Allowed by MC Millman"

This MC Millman person isn't my rav; why do I care if he allows or doesn't allow me to say "amen"?

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, Oct 04 2010, 12:18 pm

How do you wear your rings

Me? On my fingers.
With the great dignity I bring all life's endeavors.

↑ louche ↓

Mon, Oct 04 2010, 12:30 pm

PinkFridge wrote:

How do you wear your rings

Me? On my fingers.
With the great dignity I bring all life's endeavors.

cuties' mom ↓

Mon, Oct 04 2010, 12:30 pm

What's your dinner menu this week?
Take it or leave it (or find something else still edible in the fridge).