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 Tue, Sep 21 2010, 2:55 am
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Which reminds me of this one: "When you get bigger you will STILL be a girl." (To 2.5 yr old who has two older brothers and thinks BIG=BOY. As in, "When I'm a boy I'll be able to..." or, "I can do it, because I'm a boy already.")
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Inspired
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Tue, Sep 21 2010, 3:01 am
"what is on the baby's head?"...... "we do not pee on the baby! only in the toilet."...."BECAUSE we just don't"
"ok, a ketchup sandwich it is...."
"please do not put your chicken bones in my soup bowl."
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Tue, Sep 21 2010, 3:33 am
| Inspired wrote: |
"please do not put your chicken bones in my soup bowl." |
has someone been hiding in MY kitchen?!
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imaima
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Tue, Sep 21 2010, 6:41 am
| myfriends715 wrote: | "sruli stop licking ur sister"
"shani sruli isnt a horsey please stop trying to ride him" |
Don't ride the baby, it hurts!!! (2yo on top of 6mo)
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Tue, Sep 21 2010, 9:18 am
When I'm in the middle of something and everyone's bugging me all at the same time,
"Mummy's not here! She's run away and joined the Foreign Legion!"
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Tue, Sep 21 2010, 9:22 am
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I say sometimes "im not mummy im ..." who is my twin sister so the kids stop whining at me and driving me nuts
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chocolate moose
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Tue, Sep 21 2010, 10:09 am
Don't come home pregnant.
Who drank all my rum?
Who took my favorite bra ?
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Tue, Sep 21 2010, 12:31 pm
| RachelB wrote: | "Don't talk to me"
"Please talk to me"
"English, please"
"Please put your clothes back on"
"Stopped hitting your brother with the cabbage and put all the vegetables down!" - to my son who was using all our toy veggies to pummel his brother. |
At least you understand when they speak another language, unless of course you mean, english, as in clearly  .
"The word is what, with a t." I said it like that and my grandparents always corrected me.
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Tue, Sep 21 2010, 12:36 pm
| chocolate moose wrote: | Don't come home pregnant.
Who drank all my rum?
Who took my favorite bra ? |
CM, you didn't!!!
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chmom
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Tue, Sep 21 2010, 12:37 pm
"No. you do not need to come home from Yeshiva because your nose hurts when you breathe!"
"If you fall and get hurt doing that I'm going to come over and give you a potch on top of that!"(after they've been completely wild and doing something potentially dangerous right before an intercontinental flight)
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cuties' mom
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Tue, Sep 21 2010, 12:41 pm
We don't eat ketchup with our fingers.
He's a person not a toy.
Stop looking at the clock and go back to sleep. (After hearing now its 3:00, soon the clock will say 3:01. Now its 3:01, soon it will be 3:02, etc)
What's in your mouth? Oh, its just a rock, nothing you're allergic to.
When Mommy says no that means no (tune of if you're happy and you know it)
Pull up your underwear and pants before you come out of the bushes.
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aidelmaidel
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Tue, Sep 21 2010, 12:49 pm
"I can SEE that you have to go to the bathroom. I know you say you just went but you have to go TRY again."
"I am in the SHOWER! I don't care which one of you is knocking on that door, but if you are knocking on that door to complain about something your sister did to you I don't want to know about it. I'm ENTITLED to privacy. (whiny noise comes through the door) Are you bleeding? Because unless you're bleeding you NEED TO WALK AWAY."
"They are her underwear. Even if you wore them home from Tatty's house, they're not your size, they are HER size. And no you can not take them out of the dirty clothes hamper."
"You need to eat something besides ketchup."
"Put the book down and _______ (eat dinner, go to sleep, take a shower, etc.)"
"I AM NOT THE MAID!!!!! Pick up the stuff on the floor in your room."
"Work is my job, and school is your job."
"Life is unfair. Deal with it."
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melbee
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Tue, Sep 21 2010, 12:55 pm
So many things I never thought I'd say, and he's only 18 months!
Where are your pants? You were wearing them when we started this walk.
It doesn't matter how many times you blow kisses at everyone, it's just not time to leave yet.
If your face looks like a monkey, there is way too much in your mouth. (He puffs out his lips and cheeks to fit as much as he can).
Tati, where's DS? He's been quiet for way too long... (Usually accompanied by either finding him in the bathroom, covered in peanut butter, or in yesterday's case eating a pancake out of the garbage).
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MommyZ
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Tue, Sep 21 2010, 12:59 pm
No, you can't have popcorn for breakfast.
Because I said so.
Does it look like I'm busy?
Wait til your father comes home.
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Tue, Sep 21 2010, 1:01 pm
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"Don't just sit there (and holler) while your little sister's pummeling you with her toys. Move out of the way!"
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the world's best mom
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Tue, Sep 21 2010, 1:07 pm
"No, your shoes are not actually Besamim. And no thank you, I don't want to smell them."
"What do you want to eat with your teriyaki sauce and duck sauce?"
"We don't eat margarine out of the container."
"What are your toys doing in the oven?"
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Tue, Sep 21 2010, 1:09 pm
It's still muktza all day even if you say baruch hamavdil bein kodesh lechol.
And even if you sing "Shabbos is going away".
No, you cannot be homeschooled.
Yes, you have to eat protein before your shidduch meeting or else you will be a crab like last time and he won't want to marry you.
Some of these are really
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Tue, Sep 21 2010, 1:11 pm
| melbee wrote: |
Where are your pants? You were wearing them when we started this walk.
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ROFLMHO!
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aidelmaidel
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Tue, Sep 21 2010, 1:15 pm
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I never thought I would say it but, "Yes, it's Purim, but you have to eat a real breakfast and then you can eat whatever junk you want the whole day. Yes, even ______. But first there has to be at least a bowl of cereal and milk."
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Tue, Sep 21 2010, 1:23 pm
| louche wrote: | | melbee wrote: |
Where are your pants? You were wearing them when we started this walk.
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ROFLMHO! |
Pardon my ingnorance, but what does ROFLMHO stand for.
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