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↑ cuties' mom ↓

Tue, Sep 21 2010, 1:26 pm

c.c.cookie wrote:

louche wrote:

melbee wrote:

Where are your pants? You were wearing them when we started this walk.

ROFLMHO!

Pardon my ingnorance, but what does ROFLMHO stand for.

Rolling on the floor laughing my head off

jross214

Tue, Sep 21 2010, 1:31 pm

c.c.cookie wrote:

louche wrote:

melbee wrote:

Where are your pants? You were wearing them when we started this walk.

ROFLMHO!

Pardon my ingnorance, but what does ROFLMHO stand for.

Rolling on floor laughing my head off

↑ melbee

Tue, Sep 21 2010, 1:33 pm

the world's best mom wrote:

"What are your toys doing in the oven?"

I'd forgotten that one!

saw50st8

Tue, Sep 21 2010, 1:40 pm

Other babies' fingers and toes are NOT chew toys. (Said to my 1 year old - he likes to chew other kids fingers and toes at daycare - anyone have a solution?)

↑ life'sgreat ↓

Tue, Sep 21 2010, 1:42 pm

Butter isn't breakfast. Even if you eat it with a spoon.

↑ c.c.cookie ↓

Tue, Sep 21 2010, 1:42 pm

"OMG - here are all the things we've been looking for for the past month - neatly packed into my shaitel box!"
"We make in the toilet, not in the garbage!"
"You can make kiddush on the bath water, but please don't drink it!"

↑ c.c.cookie ↓

Tue, Sep 21 2010, 1:43 pm

life'sgreat wrote:

Butter isn't breakfast. Even if you eat it with a spoon.

Hey, why not? It's a protein! shock

ra_mom

Tue, Sep 21 2010, 1:52 pm

chmom wrote:

"If you fall and get hurt doing that I'm going to come over and give you a potch on top of that!"(after they've been completely wild and doing something potentially dangerous right before an intercontinental flight)

I thought I was the only one.
There's no sense of safety here!

yersp

Tue, Sep 21 2010, 2:07 pm

The answer I gave you before hasn't changed in the last few minutes and probably won't change anytime soon (when asked: "can I have a snack now")

DD wasnt behaving and she wanted to see her poppa building the sukkah so I warned her that if she didnt start doing as I asked right away then she wouldnt be allowed to see the sukkah in the morning. She opened her eyes wide and asked: "How is that possible if the sukkah is being built now and it's right outside the door?". uhhhhh...........I'll cover your eyes!

Please keep your hands to yourself (in reference to dd trying to punch my booby)
DD: Ma, when am I going to have those (pointing to my booby)?
Me: When you'll be a mother
dd: Oh no! when I'll be going into high school
Me: ok dd, thats very nice, youre absolutely right, now please do me a big favor and forget about this topic until I decide I'm ready to discuss it with you (DD is all of 6 1/2)

DovDov ↓

Tue, Sep 21 2010, 2:55 pm

No urinating on the floor.

No urinating on my bed.

ABSOLUTELY NO URINATING ON THE BABY!

No hitting the baby.

No hurting the baby.

No sitting on the baby.

No using scissors without underwear on (!) (little boys)

↑ DovDov

Tue, Sep 21 2010, 3:01 pm

c.c.cookie wrote:

life'sgreat wrote:

Butter isn't breakfast. Even if you eat it with a spoon.

Hey, why not? It's a protein! shock

Uh no. It's a fat. C. 1% protein.

↑ c.c.cookie ↓

Tue, Sep 21 2010, 3:02 pm

DovDov wrote:

c.c.cookie wrote:

life'sgreat wrote:

Butter isn't breakfast. Even if you eat it with a spoon.

Hey, why not? It's a protein! shock

Uh no. It's a fat. C. 1% protein.

Oooops

↑ yo'ma ↓

Tue, Sep 21 2010, 3:09 pm

DovDov wrote:

No using scissors without underwear on (!) (little boys)

↑ shanie5

Tue, Sep 21 2010, 3:09 pm

When s/o is knocking on the bathroom door while I am in the shower:

"Is the house on fire? If not, then let me shower in peace!"

Moreta24

Tue, Sep 21 2010, 3:13 pm

How about things I should have known I'd say, considering how often I heard them growing up....

"Look with your eyes, not with your hands." (said in the store)
"If it's not blood, flood, or fire, go away!" (said from inside the bathroom to the demanding child on the other side of the door)
"If you break your leg doing that, don't come running to me!"
"I know it makes no sense to you; you're a teenager. Someday it will make sense. In the meantime, the answer is still 'No'."

:-)

↑ life'sgreat ↓

Tue, Sep 21 2010, 3:30 pm

Don't eat with your eyes.

↑ yo'ma ↓

Tue, Sep 21 2010, 3:37 pm

life'sgreat wrote:

Don't eat with your eyes.

Isn't it with your hands? What does eat with your eyes mean? Sorry for my ignorance!

↑ MommyZ

Tue, Sep 21 2010, 3:38 pm

yo'ma wrote:

life'sgreat wrote:

Don't eat with your eyes.

Isn't it with your hands? What does eat with your eyes mean? Sorry for my ignorance!

Stare at the food and not take a single bite.

↑ yo'ma ↓

Tue, Sep 21 2010, 3:39 pm

MommyZ wrote:

yo'ma wrote:

life'sgreat wrote:

Don't eat with your eyes.

Isn't it with your hands? What does eat with your eyes mean? Sorry for my ignorance!

Stare at the food and not take a single bite.

Oh, we don't have that problem Rolling Eyes

. They'll either eat or leave.

↑ life'sgreat ↓

Tue, Sep 21 2010, 4:02 pm

yo'ma wrote:

life'sgreat wrote:

Don't eat with your eyes.

Isn't it with your hands? What does eat with your eyes mean? Sorry for my ignorance!

It means that when I fill his plate he'll say moremoremoremore and I say don't eat with your eyes. If you eat what's on your plate, you can then have more. The first time I said it, he stared at me blankly (he was eating me with his eyes LOL

) and I told him that eating with the eyes means that you look at the food in the pot and want to eat it all. Since then, when he asks for moremoremore before he's even touched his food, I start saying don't and he finishes the sentence for me, giggling.

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