What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ sunset

Wed, Sep 15 2010, 6:29 pm

"having a baby in law school"

doesn't preschool come first?

"frozen dessert please..no raw eggs"
I'll have some of the sorbet, no..no thanks, none of the raw eggs.

beckster

Wed, Sep 15 2010, 7:54 pm

"husbands ushpizin"

Seriously, you're husband's never had his hair cut?!?!
(mistakenly keep reading it is as upsherin)

↑ DrMom ↓

Thu, Sep 16 2010, 2:09 am

Must lamb chops be baked in sweet & sour sauce????

Why yes, it's the 614th mitzva. Didn't you get the memo?

↑ pina colada ↓

Thu, Sep 16 2010, 7:40 am

having a baby in law school

a hospital sounds like a better choice, and while I'm not one for homebirths, probably a better option as well

↑ louche ↓

Thu, Sep 16 2010, 8:49 am

having a baby in law school

Looks like it's time for you to join the "empty nest" forum. And stop calling him a baby...if he's in law school, he's most likely legally an adult, no matter how immature he may act.

↑ louche ↓

Thu, Sep 16 2010, 8:55 am

didi you ever have a parasite?

Yeah, but eventually my bil got a job and moved out.

↑ life'sgreat ↓

Thu, Sep 16 2010, 10:45 am

louche wrote:

didi you ever have a parasite?

Yeah, but eventually my bil got a job and moved out.

ROTFL!

↑ DrMom ↓

Thu, Sep 16 2010, 12:46 pm

"I can get supper on the table from start to finish in 35 min"

'Cause I'm a woman! W-O-M-A-N, I'll say it again

↑ pina colada ↓

Thu, Sep 16 2010, 3:44 pm

having a baby in lawschool is the winner of this thread, perhaps we should get op over for a visit LOL

↑ louche ↓

Thu, Sep 16 2010, 4:36 pm

How do couples who don't speak the same language get married

I assume in the traditional way: before two kosher witnesses, he gives her a ring and repeats after the mesader kiddushin "harei at mekudeshet li..."

↑ leomom ↓

Thu, Sep 16 2010, 5:55 pm

help! gum on skirt!

Triks, no mug, pleh!

(Looked like it should have been a palindrome... like "Straw? No, too stupid a fad. I put soot on warts.")

↑ Cookie Monster ↓

Thu, Sep 16 2010, 7:33 pm

» where to shop for a nice long boyfriend....

ummmm.... not on the site...sorry!

↑ Barbara ↓

Fri, Sep 17 2010, 10:08 am

No more Brazilians.

Why, of all the jingoistic .... What do you have against people from Brazil, anyway?

↑ louche ↓

Fri, Sep 17 2010, 1:12 pm

Barbara wrote:

No more Brazilians.

Why, of all the jingoistic .... What do you have against people from Brazil, anyway?

↑ realeez ↓

Sun, Sep 19 2010, 4:52 am

"Who fixes very small appliances?"

Very small repairmen.

↑ Barbara ↓

Sun, Sep 19 2010, 5:35 am

Training regression

Use a licensed psychotherapist for regression therapy. Its far too dangerous to try on your own.

↑ c.c.cookie ↓

Sun, Sep 19 2010, 9:31 am

Need a list of girls' names for DH

Why, is he undergoing gender change?

↑ pina colada ↓

Sun, Sep 19 2010, 10:46 am

Need a list of girls names for dh

transgender?

↑ auntie_em ↓

Sun, Sep 19 2010, 12:53 pm

Argg.. cc cookie and pina colada, you both beat me to it!
I was thinking that thread might need to be in the Shalom Bayis forum...lol.

↑ Atali ↓

Sun, Sep 19 2010, 1:47 pm

"Co-sleeping four-year-old and play dates"

I understand why you want to co-sleep with your child, but isn't it a bit weird to sleep with his friends too?

(But I guess I can't say anything since it is in the NP forum)