What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ chavs ↓

Tue, Aug 24 2010, 9:10 am

Freshie, I had the same thought.

"My husband wants me to shave!!!"

Oh no, not another thread about the grossness of pubic hair, maybe the amothers dh read imamother and got the idea.

↑ Grandmama ↓

Tue, Aug 24 2010, 10:33 am

Please vote for my husband!

I would love to, is he running for President?

↑ freshie

Tue, Aug 24 2010, 10:41 am

Can I post this?

The deed has been done.

↑ Atali ↓

Tue, Aug 24 2010, 12:03 pm

freshie wrote:

Can I post this?

The deed has been done.

I had the exact same reaction but you beat me to it.

↑ Tehilla

Tue, Aug 24 2010, 1:22 pm

"Yard Sale" in the NY section

Yards? In NY? Of the non-concrete kind? shock

↑ louche ↓

Tue, Aug 24 2010, 3:32 pm

Tehilla wrote:

"Yard Sale" in the NY section

Yards? In NY? Of the non-concrete kind? shock

Must mean she's selling fabric, ribbon and other yard goods.

↑ lost ↓

Tue, Aug 24 2010, 4:46 pm

"Please do not put down your husband to others!"

But if I don't who will?

↑ realeez ↓

Tue, Aug 24 2010, 5:26 pm

smilethere wrote:

'Is my BC working?'

Why should it, does it need to support a family?

Maybe it's in Kollel Wink

↑ louche ↓

Tue, Aug 24 2010, 6:02 pm

lost wrote:

"Please do not put down your husband to others!"

But if I don't who will?

chocolate fondue

Wed, Aug 25 2010, 6:54 am

"Two Guinea Pigs Free to Good Home"

I keep reading it as "Two Guinea Pigs Free to Go Home"
Where were they until now? In jail? What did they do wrong? And why should we care if they are free to go? And what has this world come to anyway; if we are incarcerating guinea pigs?

↑ louche ↓

Wed, Aug 25 2010, 6:55 am

Date recipes

Ingredients:

1 single male, age 18+
1 single female, age 18+
2 portions cautious optimism
1 portion skepticism
4 portions fervent hope

Put all into
1 restaurant, hotel lobby-lounge, park, museum or other public venue
and mix well.

Recipe will be much improved with addition of
2 portions goodwill
2 portions humor
2 portions realism.

Add a heaping dollop of Siyata DiShmaya and enjoy.

↑ louche ↓

Wed, Aug 25 2010, 8:36 am

avkat kevisah?

I keep misreading this as either "avak lashon hara" or "avada kedavra".

mommy#1

Wed, Aug 25 2010, 8:39 am

[quote="chavs"]

"What do you think of Chofetz Chaim's new policy?"

Wow, didnt know he could make policies from where he is now!

quote]

me too! I thought, it must not be so new!!!!!

↑ chocolate chips ↓

Wed, Aug 25 2010, 8:40 am

louche wrote:

cute!

↑ Atali ↓

Wed, Aug 25 2010, 10:12 am

"what happens when your totallly dried up?"

Pumping may help, otherwise you will need to switch to formula.

OheivYisrael

Wed, Aug 25 2010, 10:50 am

Atali wrote:

"what happens when your totallly dried up?"

Pumping may help, otherwise you will need to switch to formula.

I didn't even open this thread, because that's what I assumed it was! :-D
And I didn't feel like reading everyone's advice on pumping and formula...

aidelmaidel ↓

Wed, Aug 25 2010, 12:22 pm

"In desperate need of Remedies to get rid of Nits and Lice"

Itch, itch, and then I scratched my head.

↑ louche ↓

Wed, Aug 25 2010, 12:32 pm

why am I eating so much better on food stamps?

Isn't that the point?

pumpernickle ↓

Wed, Aug 25 2010, 5:24 pm

OheivYisrael wrote:

Atali wrote:

"what happens when your totallly dried up?"

Pumping may help, otherwise you will need to switch to formula.

I didn't even open this thread, because that's what I assumed it was! :-D
And I didn't feel like reading everyone's advice on pumping and formula...

yeah... I was like .. Stop nursing!!

↑ realeez ↓

Wed, Aug 25 2010, 8:23 pm

"being intimate with lights in room"

I guess you really turn on those lights...