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  enneamom  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Aug 12 2010, 1:15 am
"Makeup artist......SOOOOOOO frustrated"

Why, did you blink madly when she applied your mascara? yammer away when she did your lipstick? suddenly get an uncontrollable urge to itch your entire face?
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  Mrs Bissli  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Aug 12 2010, 6:15 am
Barbara wrote:
DrMom wrote:
What to serve with hamburgers?

Special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun. (showing my age/tv-watching background)


That only works if you're serving two all-beef patties.


Would you like fries with that? No? Well, we can supersize your drink for just 39cents more?
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  Mrs Bissli  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Aug 12 2010, 6:32 am
"Cakes in Monsey"
...Cookies in Lakewood

"Pedi Oral surgeon"
foot stuck in a mouth?
foot-and-mouth diseas? (in which case you'll need pedi oral vet)

"Sooo who is packing their DH's off to Uman this year?"
Imamother at the airport: "hi, I'm checking in for Flight 613 to Uman. Here's my e-ticket and the passport. Can you get me an aisle seat in the front?"
Uman Air ground rep: "Ma'am, the closest I can get you is Seat 38C. Do you have any check-in luggage?"
Imamother: "yea, just this one big suitcase--be careful, it's heavy. Can you please put tags for Fragile and This Side Up? My husband is inside."


"My daughter the drama queen"
Oh yeah? MINE is the dancing queen... (and she's young and sweet, only 17!) Music
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  Grandmama  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Aug 12 2010, 10:15 am
DrMom wrote:
What to serve with hamburgers?

Special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun. (showing my age/tv-watching background)


Make that soy or tofutti cheese, please. Or soy burgers.
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  realeez  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Aug 12 2010, 11:35 am
Your Ideal Yichud Room Food?

Hershey's kisses
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  louche  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Aug 12 2010, 2:10 pm
realeez wrote:
Your Ideal Yichud Room Food?

Hershey's kisses
Cheers
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  louche  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Aug 12 2010, 2:11 pm
Pomegranite chicken

The other end of the spectrum from rubber chicken.
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  freshie  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Aug 12 2010, 2:13 pm
louche wrote:
Pomegranite chicken

The other end of the spectrum from rubber chicken.


Rolling Laughter your a riot as usual!
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  lost  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Aug 12 2010, 3:21 pm
Mrs Bissli wrote:
"Cakes in Monsey"
...Cookies in Lakewood

"Pedi Oral surgeon"
foot stuck in a mouth?
foot-and-mouth diseas? (in which case you'll need pedi oral vet)

"Sooo who is packing their DH's off to Uman this year?"
Imamother at the airport: "hi, I'm checking in for Flight 613 to Uman. Here's my e-ticket and the passport. Can you get me an aisle seat in the front?"
Uman Air ground rep: "Ma'am, the closest I can get you is Seat 38C. Do you have any check-in luggage?"
Imamother: "yea, just this one big suitcase--be careful, it's heavy. Can you please put tags for Fragile and This Side Up? My husband is inside."


"My daughter the drama queen"
Oh yeah? MINE is the dancing queen... (and she's young and sweet, only 17!) Music


LOL All amazing, but I'm really kicking myself for missing the packing DH off to Uman one Banging head
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  auntie_em  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Aug 12 2010, 3:22 pm
"Place to convert bras to nursing bras Lakewood or Brooklyn"
Do they need a Beis Din or mikvah?

cherrypits- This thread always leaves me laughing! Thanks for the compliment. My DH always says.."Darling, you crack yourself up, don't you?" lol
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  Barbara  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Aug 12 2010, 3:39 pm
auntie_em wrote:
"Place to convert bras to nursing bras Lakewood or Brooklyn"
Do they need a Beis Din or mikvah?



No, but apparently they do have a bris.
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  good wifey  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Aug 12 2010, 3:46 pm
"I have dark turkey meat-now what do I do?"

Cook 'n eat, I guess..?
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  mindyme  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Aug 12 2010, 11:56 pm
"breaking things into little pieces and toilet training"

Um, exactly WHAT "things" are being broken into little pieces? Hopefully not "things" you may find while toilet training!
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  louche  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Aug 13 2010, 12:12 am
Barbara wrote:
auntie_em wrote:
"Place to convert bras to nursing bras Lakewood or Brooklyn"
Do they need a Beis Din or mikvah?



No, but apparently they do have a bris.
Rolling Laughter Rolling Laughter Rolling Laughter
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  louche  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Aug 13 2010, 12:16 am
I have dark turkey meat, now what do I do?

Ahem, the expression is "gooseflesh",' not "turkey meat", and what you do is turn down the a/c and lay off the sunless tanning lotion. Your skin color will eventually fade back to normal and the goose bumps will vanish.
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  lost  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Aug 13 2010, 1:47 am
Family: Is this normal grandmother calling every night?

No it's your other grandmother.
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  leomom  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Aug 13 2010, 1:49 am
louche wrote:
I have dark turkey meat, now what do I do?

Ahem, the expression is "gooseflesh",' not "turkey meat", and what you do is turn down the a/c and lay off the sunless tanning lotion. Your skin color will eventually fade back to normal and the goose bumps will vanish.


Louche, you have a bizarre mind and I totally understand you! I was going to say:

Try dieting, liposuction, and stay out of the sun. And try not to be so self-critical.
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  leomom  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Aug 13 2010, 1:49 am
lost wrote:
Family: Is this normal grandmother calling every night?

No it's your other grandmother.


LOL classic
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  leomom  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Aug 13 2010, 2:42 am
"Nice pajamas"

Thanks!!! Very Happy
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  lost  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Aug 13 2010, 3:30 am
Emotional Health: Help! How do I find a Rav?

Have you looked under the bed? What about the hallway closet?
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