What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ DrMom ↓

Fri, Aug 13 2010, 1:44 am

Help! How do I find a Rav?

Come to my town and swing a dead cat.

↑ HindaRochel ↓

Fri, Aug 13 2010, 2:17 am

I have dark turkey meat, now what do I do?

Make turkey for dinner.

↑ louche ↓

Fri, Aug 13 2010, 5:41 am

Best treatment for stitches?

Stop reading funny posts.

↑ louche ↓

Fri, Aug 13 2010, 7:37 am

got a massive zucchini...what to do

OMG, that's terrible--I looked up "zucchini" on WebMD and couldn't even find it--must be a VERY rare condition! Refuah shleimah, I'll say tehillim.

↑ Barbara ↓

Fri, Aug 13 2010, 8:13 am

louche wrote:

got a massive zucchini...what to do

OMG, that's terrible--I looked up "zucchini" on WebMD and couldn't even find it--must be a VERY rare condition! Refuah shleimah, I'll say tehillim.

Derek Smalls, Spinal Tap!!!!!

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↑ lost ↓

Fri, Aug 13 2010, 8:26 am

DrMom wrote:

Help! How do I find a Rav?

Come to my town and swing a dead cat.

Chavelamomela ↓

Fri, Aug 13 2010, 8:59 am

mindyme wrote:

"any daughters available erev sukkos in BP?"

I can definately assure you that there will be many, MANY daughters available on erev sukkos, both in BP and everywhere else. No school then!

Haven't you heard of the shidduch crisis? The problem is that there are too many available daughters in all times of the year in Jewish communities all over!

↑ lost ↓

Fri, Aug 13 2010, 9:11 am

need a diploma!

You've come to the right place. I got my Emotional Health degree here... minored in Newlyweds.

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↑ mamommommy ↓

Fri, Aug 13 2010, 9:17 am

Do you eat salmon? Fish ban?

I eat salmon, but can't say I've ever tried fish ban.

↑ lost ↓

Fri, Aug 13 2010, 11:18 am

HELP!!! The Taxaman Cometh!!

"Should five percent
Appear too small,
Be thankful I don't
Take it all.

'Cause I'm the taxman.
Yeah, I'm the taxman." Music

Side note: if only taxes were 5% Crying

↑ lost ↓

Fri, Aug 13 2010, 11:24 am

Heavy Periods.

If you feel that strongly about it may I suggest using an exclamation point.

↑ Barbara ↓

Fri, Aug 13 2010, 11:27 am

lost wrote:

HELP!!! The Taxaman Cometh!!

"Should five percent
Appear too small,
Be thankful I don't
Take it all.

'Cause I'm the taxman.
Yeah, I'm the taxman." Music

Side note: if only taxes were 5% Crying

I think the Beatles were talking about being left with 5% after taxes. Isn't that why so many rock stars lived outside the UK in the 60s and 70s?

↑ lost ↓

Fri, Aug 13 2010, 11:32 am

Barbara wrote:

lost wrote:

HELP!!! The Taxaman Cometh!!

"Should five percent
Appear too small,
Be thankful I don't
Take it all.

'Cause I'm the taxman.
Yeah, I'm the taxman." Music

Side note: if only taxes were 5% Crying

I think the Beatles were talking about being left with 5% after taxes. Isn't that why so many rock stars lived outside the UK in the 60s and 70s?

Ha, you're right. embarrassed