What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ sleepwalking ↓

Mon, Jul 19 2010, 5:39 am

Mt Everest growing on my forehead!!

Well I don't know about that, but I do fave one growing in my washing room!! (now in the 9 days!)

↑ louche ↓

Mon, Jul 19 2010, 1:20 pm

what age do kids stop having tantrums ?

Judging from the antics of such as Lindsay Lowlife, Paris should-be-potched-in-Hint'n, Mel NeverGivesIn, and Zsa Zsa The Bore....never.

↑ Tehilla ↓

Mon, Jul 19 2010, 1:48 pm

"upside down?" in Intimacy Section

Cough. Splutter. Well, uh, that is an interesting, gravity-fighting idea. Good luck.

↑ mindyme ↓

Mon, Jul 19 2010, 2:09 pm

Intimacy section: "Kids in bed?"

Um, no. Not such a great idea. Better to take them out first.

↑ Tehilla ↓

Mon, Jul 19 2010, 2:21 pm

"Out in underwear?" in Tznius

Nope. Doesn't sound like it to me.

↑ Barbara ↓

Tue, Jul 20 2010, 3:55 pm

Who is Lilith?

Fraser Crane's wife, later ex-wife. Psychologist. Remarkably cold. Played by Bebe Neuwirth.

↑ Grandmama ↓

Tue, Jul 20 2010, 4:16 pm

Which do you prefer for pareve baking?

Chocolate chip cookies, or chocolate chip cookie cake?
Would not mind either one, right now. But we still have another 5 hours to fast...

↑ mimivan ↓

Wed, Jul 21 2010, 9:11 am

How do I freeze already made tuna

I read this as "how do I chill already mad tuna."
Well, he's probably mad because you called him chicken of the sea.
If you apologize, he'll chill..

↑ Barbara ↓

Wed, Jul 21 2010, 10:35 am

Satmar Ladies

Oh no. Not ANOTHER Beyonce take off!

saw50st8 ↓

Wed, Jul 21 2010, 10:46 am

Barbara wrote:

Satmar Ladies

Oh no. Not ANOTHER Beyonce take off!

↑ Barbara ↓

Wed, Jul 21 2010, 11:51 am

saw50st8 wrote:

Barbara wrote:

Satmar Ladies

Oh no. Not ANOTHER Beyonce take off!

I was afraid no one would get it. Thanks.

↑ Barbara ↓

Wed, Jul 21 2010, 11:53 am

My MIL the witch

Interesting. Was your husband raised Wiccan, or did she begin practicing later? Certainly creates an interesting take on *what do we do when the in-laws invite us for one of their religious holidays* issue.

↑ saw50st8 ↓

Wed, Jul 21 2010, 1:32 pm

Barbara wrote:

saw50st8 wrote:

Barbara wrote:

Satmar Ladies

Oh no. Not ANOTHER Beyonce take off!

I was afraid no one would get it. Thanks.

I have "All the Satmar Ladies" running through my head today. I should write a spoof...

↑ Barbara ↓

Wed, Jul 21 2010, 1:36 pm

saw50st8 wrote:

Barbara wrote:

saw50st8 wrote:

Barbara wrote:

Satmar Ladies

Oh no. Not ANOTHER Beyonce take off!

I was afraid no one would get it. Thanks.

I have "All the Satmar Ladies" running through my head today. I should write a spoof...

Cause if he liked it then it probably wa'nt tzniut
If he like it then she shoulda put more clothes on it.

↑ saw50st8 ↓

Wed, Jul 21 2010, 1:41 pm

Barbara wrote:

saw50st8 wrote:

Barbara wrote:

saw50st8 wrote:

Barbara wrote:

Satmar Ladies

Oh no. Not ANOTHER Beyonce take off!

I was afraid no one would get it. Thanks.

I have "All the Satmar Ladies" running through my head today. I should write a spoof...

Cause if he liked it then it probably wa'nt tzniut
If he like it then she shoulda put more clothes on it.

ROFL!

↑ chocolate moose ↓

Wed, Jul 21 2010, 2:17 pm

Barbara wrote:

Satmar Ladies

Oh no. Not ANOTHER Beyonce take off!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

↑ louche ↓

Wed, Jul 21 2010, 2:35 pm

mimivan wrote:

How do I freeze already made tuna

I read this as "how do I chill already mad tuna."
Well, he's probably mad because you called him chicken of the sea.
If you apologize, he'll chill..

↑ louche ↓

Wed, Jul 21 2010, 3:08 pm

new baby-what to do

I'd say you're stuck with him. There is a "no returns" policy on all new models.

↑ Atali ↓

Wed, Jul 21 2010, 3:15 pm

"Why no ultrasounds in Lubavitch?"

Well based on the pictures I have seen of the town of Lubavitch, it looks like the place hasn't modernized too much in the last 100 years. They probably don't even have the technology to do ultrasounds.

↑ mindyme ↓

Wed, Jul 21 2010, 3:28 pm

"when do you transition out of a crib?"

You're still in it? Wow. I would say it's time for the big bed.