What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ prettyone ↓

Thu, Jun 03 2010, 1:22 pm

my periods gone missing what should I do?

go look for it. wouldnt want to let that get away now would we?

↑ Barbara ↓

Thu, Jun 03 2010, 1:34 pm

prettyone wrote:

my periods gone missing what should I do?

go look for it. wouldnt want to let that get away now would we?

GPOAS

↑ hadasa ↓

Thu, Jun 03 2010, 3:39 pm

louche wrote:

My baby HATES her stomach

Not to worry, all babies have 'em. Should disappear by the time she's in preschool unless she's really fat.

My reaction was :

What?! That's much too young to start worrying about body image and dieting! Someone knock some sense into this baby's head!

↑ ora_43 ↓

Thu, Jun 03 2010, 4:46 pm

"help I'm 35 years old"

You want us to help you what - stop aging? You know what that entails, right?

hadasa, me too on the baby thread.

↑ louche ↓

Fri, Jun 04 2010, 2:28 pm

Long Shabbos Afternoons - what can I do?

Buy a house in the Southern Hemisphere and live there half the year. The downside is you will always have short Fridays, but you'll never have to endure long Shabbos afternoons and you'll always have Saturday nights.

↑ louche ↓

Fri, Jun 04 2010, 2:32 pm

Small potato kugel recipe?

First, get some small potatoes.

↑ realeez ↓

Sat, Jun 05 2010, 10:03 pm

Help me, sheva brochos for dummies
You could use some help to be a more gracious hostess!

↑ mamommommy ↓

Sun, Jun 06 2010, 1:23 am

being intimated with lights in room

well...only if you're ready to take your relationship with your lights to the next level

or if you want to get literal with the typo of "intimated" (instead of intimate) -
then that's how the cops do it at the station to sweat the truth out of you.

↑ elf123 ↓

Mon, Jun 07 2010, 11:56 am

Do I Need A Zex Theraphist?

No, but you might want to check if your spellcheck is working!

↑ mimivan ↓

Mon, Jun 07 2010, 1:10 pm

Black Rack for minivan --truck versus hitch

I don't really want a black rack, but truck versus hitch? the way I drive, I think it would be safer to for me to hitch than drive a truck....

↑ leomom ↓

Mon, Jun 07 2010, 11:31 pm

"To buy or not to buy: changing table"

OK, now I guess this just means I need glasses, but I read this one as:

"To buy or not to buy: cabbage"

Scratching Head

↑ mimivan ↓

Mon, Jun 07 2010, 11:31 pm

yy wrote:

"To buy or not to buy: changing table"

OK, now I guess this just means I need glasses, but I read this one as:

"To buy or not to buy: cabbage"

Scratching Head

Yeah, glasses can be a good investment (or sleep) Wink

↑ leomom ↓

Tue, Jun 08 2010, 2:46 am

mimivan wrote:

yy wrote:

"To buy or not to buy: changing table"

OK, now I guess this just means I need glasses, but I read this one as:

"To buy or not to buy: cabbage"

Scratching Head

Yeah, glasses can be a good investment (or sleep) Wink

↑ gryp ↓

Tue, Jun 08 2010, 9:56 am

realeez wrote:

Help me, sheva brochos for dummies
You could use some help to be a more gracious hostess!

Really liked that one!

↑ realeez ↓

Tue, Jun 08 2010, 9:58 am

GR wrote:

realeez wrote:

Help me, sheva brochos for dummies
You could use some help to be a more gracious hostess!

Really liked that one!

Thanks!

"Contact infor for folic acid lady"

I don't know her but I have contact info for the lice lady!

↑ Atali ↓

Tue, Jun 08 2010, 11:07 am

"The no white sugar thread"

Regular thread isn't made out of sugar either so there is no reason why special thread is needed.

↑ louche ↓

Tue, Jun 08 2010, 3:19 pm

How to get rid of a blackhead?

Lady Clairol, any color you like.
But you might be more inclined to keep your own color if you call yourself "raven-haired" rather than a "blackhead".

↑ tryinghard ↓

Tue, Jun 08 2010, 4:04 pm

"Letting a newborn cry"
I don't know about your baby, but mine cries whether I give her permission or not...

↑ louche ↓

Tue, Jun 08 2010, 9:36 pm

How to get pen off hands?

Donate it to a school supply gmach.

↑ louche ↓

Wed, Jun 09 2010, 9:04 am

Do you allow mixed singing at your Shabbat table?

No, just zemiros.