What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ louche ↓

Wed, Apr 28 2010, 12:02 pm

Moist chocolate cake recipe?

Sprtiz the paper once or twice with a very fine plant mister or atomizer.

↑ random ↓

Wed, Apr 28 2010, 1:16 pm

lech lecha08 wrote:

Who is responsible to buy it?

For the last time, I don't think either side should be obligated to buy an apartment for -- oh, wait. It's not about that.

Hehe...I thought that also - I wasn't going to open it, because I didn't want to see yet another post on "parent/in-law rules."

↑ gryp ↓

Wed, Apr 28 2010, 2:11 pm

louche wrote:

How is Israeli gefilte fish different from American brands?

The new Fier Kashes in the recently published "Haggaddah for Olim Chadashim":

Because American gefilte comes in jars or in caaaaans, Israeli is only in caaaaans.
Beacuse american gefilte is whitefish or caaaarp, Israeli is only caaarp.
Beacuse american gefilte doesn't have even a little bit of spices, Israeli has toons of spices.
Because in America some people refuse to eat it, in Israel, we aaaaall refuse to eat it.

Too funny! Love this! Smile

happyone

Wed, Apr 28 2010, 5:29 pm

would you go to Austria?

Right now I would go just about anywhere!

↑ leomom ↓

Wed, Apr 28 2010, 9:15 pm

louche wrote:

Moist chocolate cake recipe?

Sprtiz the paper once or twice with a very fine plant mister or atomizer.

I had to read that one twice!

freshie ↓

Thu, Apr 29 2010, 10:57 am

3 homes on my bock robbed, DH isn't home!

Oh now I know the culprit!

↑ louche ↓

Thu, Apr 29 2010, 9:23 pm

coworkers son's wedding--what do I get as a present?

You don't get anything as a present; the coworker's son and his kallah get the presents.

↑ louche ↓

Fri, Apr 30 2010, 12:48 am

Sauce for gefilte fish

Because it's a custom to eat fish on Shabbat, but removing the bones from the fish is forbidden. This is a way of--

Oh, you meant SAUCE, not SOURCE. Never mind...

↑ hadasa ↓

Fri, Apr 30 2010, 6:04 am

yy wrote:

louche wrote:

Moist chocolate cake recipe?

Sprtiz the paper once or twice with a very fine plant mister or atomizer.

I had to read that one twice!

I only got it after I read this post! ROFL!

↑ louche ↓

Fri, Apr 30 2010, 11:11 am

How do you get blood out of a silk tie?

No, no, sweetie, the expression is "you can't get blood from a STONE." A stone, not a silk tie.
Or are you thinking of "you can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear"?

↑ hadasa ↓

Sun, May 02 2010, 9:14 am

borders in bathroom

Yes, it is very important to teach your kids about respecting borders in the bathroom. No walking in when someone else is in there, no asking "what are you doing there?", no peeking through the keyhole, etc.

↑ sequoia ↓

Sun, May 02 2010, 10:23 am

freshie wrote:

3 homes on my bock robbed, DH isn't home!

Oh now I know the culprit!

Lol freshie Smile

↑ Grandmama ↓

Sun, May 02 2010, 12:43 pm

hadasa wrote:

Exactly my thoughts!

↑ realeez ↓

Mon, May 03 2010, 4:21 pm

"Help! We've never gone away w/o kids for 15 years!"

I know it's a controversial topic going on vacation and leaving the kids, but I'm sure even those who are all for it wouldn't dream of leaving their kids for that long!

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Mon, May 03 2010, 4:40 pm

"How much is meat by you?"
Give me a large serving of beef and I call that meat. Anything less isn't meat by me.

↑ Atali ↓

Mon, May 03 2010, 4:45 pm

"Where can I find "Jewish" linen online?"

Can you just buy regular linen and immerse it in a mikvah?

↑ Barbara ↓

Mon, May 03 2010, 5:06 pm

Atali wrote:

"Where can I find "Jewish" linen online?"

Can you just buy regular linen and immerse it in a mikvah?

Dunno, Atali. If its for your husband's bed, the fitted sheet might need a bris first.

↑ hila ↓

Tue, May 04 2010, 1:59 am

Barbara wrote:

Atali wrote:

"Where can I find "Jewish" linen online?"

Can you just buy regular linen and immerse it in a mikvah?

Dunno, Atali. If its for your husband's bed, the fitted sheet might need a bris first.

No - both wrong - jewish linen has the hole already in it Wink