What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

sunset ↓

Thu, Apr 22 2010, 1:18 pm

"do you view frum women who smoke differently than men"

how should I know how men view frum women who smoke?

↑ bluebird ↓

Thu, Apr 22 2010, 3:39 pm

"what's your grossest experience with bugs or rodents?"

No way am I reading that thread!

"Spinoff from the thread of 48 beds"

Is that like "Stories of 1001 Nights?"

↑ louche ↓

Thu, Apr 22 2010, 6:22 pm

How is Israeli gefilte fish different from American brands?

The new Fier Kashes in the recently published "Haggaddah for Olim Chadashim":

Because American gefilte comes in jars or in caaaaans, Israeli is only in caaaaans.
Beacuse american gefilte is whitefish or caaaarp, Israeli is only caaarp.
Beacuse american gefilte doesn't have even a little bit of spices, Israeli has toons of spices.
Because in America some people refuse to eat it, in Israel, we aaaaall refuse to eat it.

↑ leomom ↓

Thu, Apr 22 2010, 6:41 pm

louche wrote:

↑ chocolate moose ↓

Fri, Apr 23 2010, 8:56 am

The thread: “I need an idea to clean my floors with” just BEGS to be made fun of …..

↑ Zus ↓

Sun, Apr 25 2010, 12:55 am

chocolate moose wrote:

The thread: “I need an idea to clean my floors with” just BEGS to be made fun of …..

Go ahead

↑ Barbara ↓

Mon, Apr 26 2010, 8:51 am

Seforim shrank

How many times do I have to tell you, NEVER put seforim in the dryer.

↑ louche ↓

Mon, Apr 26 2010, 9:50 am

Barbara wrote:

Seforim shrank

How many times do I have to tell you, NEVER put seforim in the dryer.

You know, I could totally see someone thinking to dry waterlogged books in the dryer. I'm sure it's been tried.

↑ imasinger ↓

Mon, Apr 26 2010, 10:23 am

Inertility problems, performance anxiety

It would probably help if you'd be a little less inert and move around some.

tryinghard ↓

Mon, Apr 26 2010, 10:26 am

"do you view frum women who smoke differently than men"

I don't view them (what are they, a movie?) whether they smoke the same way or not

"Did you plan the number of children before marriage?"

I planned on having them all after marriage, personally

↑ louche ↓

Mon, Apr 26 2010, 11:47 am

what language is pareve?

Anything that's not inflammatory: "Issue" instead of problem, "disadvantaged youth" for "juvenile delinquent," "assertive" for "domineering"...

↑ louche ↓

Mon, Apr 26 2010, 9:21 pm

Tichel at work

The sheitel is on coffee break and the hat is out to lunch, but good ole tichel is holding down the fort.

↑ michal817 ↓

Mon, Apr 26 2010, 10:19 pm

Your oil, recipes, please

I actually buy my oil from the store, so I don't have a recipe, but I suppose you could try stomping on some olives, see how that works for you...

↑ louche ↓

Tue, Apr 27 2010, 5:24 am

How do YOU keep your tichel on???

I take a deep cleansing breath and count slowly to ten. Twenty, if necessary.

↑ 6coop

Tue, Apr 27 2010, 10:13 am

Prepare the tissues - this one is for all mothers

I thought it was going to be about preparing the perineum for birth and avoiding an episiotomy, especially since it was posted by preempservices (as in preemptive measures).

↑ louche ↓

Tue, Apr 27 2010, 11:25 am

Hot vegetables

Really, hon, if you have to turn to a life of crime, steal something more lucrative than vegetables. Hot cars, hot diamonds, even hot ipods and cell phones, but hot vegetables? Please...

Then again, considering what they're charging for produce of late, maybe you're on to something.

↑ Barbara ↓

Tue, Apr 27 2010, 11:32 am

louche wrote:

And here I thought they were simply the side dishes prepared by Hot Channies.

↑ lech lecha08 ↓

Wed, Apr 28 2010, 12:22 am

Who is responsible to buy it?

For the last time, I don't think either side should be obligated to buy an apartment for -- oh, wait. It's not about that.