What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ elf123 ↓

Thu, Oct 29 2009, 9:01 am

"Nits/Lice Solution"
"How do I become a lice-checker"
"Mom doesn't mention about daughter's lice"

I knew I should have eaten breakfast before coming on Imamother....

↑ louche ↓

Thu, Oct 29 2009, 9:21 am

How do I become a lice-checker?

have a child come home with lice one day.

↑ greenfire ↓

Thu, Oct 29 2009, 10:41 am

"dirty sandwich maker"

the scoundrel - has anybody called shomrim ...

↑ louche ↓

Thu, Oct 29 2009, 10:47 am

greenfire wrote:

"dirty sandwich maker"

the scoundrel - has anybody called shomrim ...

↑ greenfire ↓

Thu, Oct 29 2009, 11:08 am

"when can you put things in crib"

don't use a crib for storage - it's for a baby ...

↑ louche ↓

Thu, Oct 29 2009, 12:12 pm

cooking in the sun and shabbos

Shabbos or not, the days of basting yourself with oil and cooking in the sun are over. We're in the Age of Sunblock now.

↑ onlyme ↓

Thu, Oct 29 2009, 3:03 pm

Using Toilet for Pushing Stage

Sorry, I don't think it's possible to push a stage with a toilet. Of course, that depends on the size of the toilet in proportion to the size of the stage, as well as if either of them are attached to the floor or wall.

↑ Barbara ↓

Fri, Oct 30 2009, 10:40 am

Baby Names -- Being Forced

Okay, I'm not usually one to comment on baby names. If you say *Orphealasertrella is a bit of a mouthful,* someone else is sure to say *my little Orphy loves her name, and could write it before she was 2. Besides, don't you know that Orphealasertrella was the name of the third cousin six times removed of the step-niece of the adopted brother of the rebbe of Japipsville in 1582. How dare you insult my culture.*

But here. I'll say it. *Being Forced is an ugly name*

↑ random ↓

Fri, Oct 30 2009, 11:22 am

I showered in my Shevy (to wash) - AM I CRAZY?

I read it as in my "Chevy"...how would you do that? You ran a hose to your car? And I sure hope you had curtains on the windows or something...and how did you dry everything off afterward?

↑ imasinger ↓

Fri, Oct 30 2009, 1:17 pm

random wrote:

I was thinking of my DD, whom we nickname Shevy. I'll be putting her in the shower shortly to get ready for Shabbos.

↑ greenfire ↓

Mon, Nov 02 2009, 10:20 am

"what's your stretch mark secret"

I try not to walk around naked ...

↑ hila ↓

Mon, Nov 02 2009, 12:19 pm

"Baby carriers in Lakewood"

Some new chumra ? or shabbas goys ? (to carry the baby for you on shabbat)

↑ greenfire ↓

Mon, Nov 02 2009, 12:39 pm

"what's wrong with my fish - VENT"

yes definitely vent - open all the windows - fish is smelly ...

↑ louche ↓

Mon, Nov 02 2009, 2:33 pm

Do you give your kids the flu shot?

No, I let our doctor do it.

↑ Barbara ↓

Mon, Nov 02 2009, 3:02 pm

greenfire wrote:

"what's wrong with my fish - VENT"

yes definitely vent - open all the windows - fish is smelly ...

Call a veterinarian. Or just flush it down the commode.

↑ cookielady ↓

Mon, Nov 02 2009, 5:55 pm

"Black or Nude to a Wedding"

Did it say on the invitation for women to dress modestly?

chayasora

Mon, Nov 02 2009, 7:14 pm

"Black or Nude to a Wedding"

Definitely nude. Less cleaning afterwards.

↑ greenfire ↓

Mon, Nov 02 2009, 7:39 pm

"black or nude to wedding"

hm - the nude might be a little too noticeable shock

↑ louche ↓

Mon, Nov 02 2009, 10:53 pm

Need a Rav Flatbush

Don't know a Rav Flatbush. Sure you don't mean Rav Feivush?

↑ elf123 ↓

Mon, Nov 02 2009, 10:57 pm

"Black or nude to wedding"

Gee, I realize a lot of people wear black, but are those your ONLY choices? You might catch a cold....