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louche
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 Mon, Oct 26 2009, 3:18 pm
Bloody bedika
Please, watch your language. "Ruddy" bedika is barely acceptable; "blessed" or "wretched" would be better.
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louche
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Mon, Oct 26 2009, 8:07 pm
single sis in law made pregnant me walk!
What are you, Native American? In standard English, that would be "my single sister-in-law got pregnant--I'm leaving."
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realeez
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Mon, Oct 26 2009, 10:40 pm
| louche wrote: | single sis in law made pregnant me walk!
What are you, Native American? In standard English, that would be "my single sister-in-law got pregnant--I'm leaving." |
lol! I read that one quickly and for some reason, I read it with the word me before the word pregnant was 
I really need more sleep!
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Tue, Oct 27 2009, 12:48 am
Yay Im not pregnant anymore!
Thats horrible news why is it yay?
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hila
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Tue, Oct 27 2009, 7:26 am
"Where can I get waxed in Jerusalem?"
Madame Tussauds ?
Ooops we dont have one in Jerusalem 
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Zus
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Tue, Oct 27 2009, 9:27 am
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No, we don't! It probably wouldn't go down well with the haredi community.
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Mrs Bissli
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Tue, Oct 27 2009, 11:58 am
"The tzaddik on the bottle"
A) you mean, they weren't breastfed???
B) "Hi, my name is Admore Rav Ploni Almoni, and I'm a recovering alcoholic...
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onlyme
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Tue, Oct 27 2009, 12:16 pm
| realeez wrote: | | louche wrote: | single sis in law made pregnant me walk!
What are you, Native American? In standard English, that would be "my single sister-in-law got pregnant--I'm leaving." |
lol! I read that one quickly and for some reason, I read it with the word me before the word pregnant was
I really need more sleep! |
Me too! (and yeah, I need more sleep too  )
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Atali
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Tue, Oct 27 2009, 12:17 pm
| Mrs Bissli wrote: | "The tzaddik on the bottle"
A) you mean, they weren't breastfed???
B) "Hi, my name is Admore Rav Ploni Almoni, and I'm a recovering alcoholic... |
I was thinking it was some new Israeli marketing gimmick to put pictures of tzaddikim on food products. How disrespectful!
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Tue, Oct 27 2009, 1:14 pm
In "Pregnancy and Labor"
"Am I a baby?"
No, you're trying to make one.
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Barbara
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Tue, Oct 27 2009, 1:44 pm
| Atali wrote: | | Mrs Bissli wrote: | "The tzaddik on the bottle"
A) you mean, they weren't breastfed???
B) "Hi, my name is Admore Rav Ploni Almoni, and I'm a recovering alcoholic... |
I was thinking it was some new Israeli marketing gimmick to put pictures of tzaddikim on food products. How disrespectful! |
And I thought it was the frum version of a Hallmark Hall of Fame presentation, complete with the uplifting ending.
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greenfire
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Wed, Oct 28 2009, 12:09 pm
"blind bedika"
is that what you do after a blind date ...
soon out on shelves "blind wedding"
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louche
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Wed, Oct 28 2009, 1:41 pm
Love running but need help
Nose running and need help
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onlyme
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Wed, Oct 28 2009, 1:43 pm
"Love running but need help"
Where's it running to? Guess it wasn't true love then...
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greenfire
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Wed, Oct 28 2009, 2:03 pm
"love running but need help"
RUN RUN RUN  RUN RUN RUN
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Flowerchild
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Wed, Oct 28 2009, 2:18 pm
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this is too funny, I cant stop laughing!
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greenfire
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Wed, Oct 28 2009, 2:23 pm
"tzaddik on the bottle"
no - that's santa on the coke ... 
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Flowerchild
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Wed, Oct 28 2009, 2:27 pm
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louche your too funny!!! I cant breathe, this is hilarious.
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greenfire
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Wed, Oct 28 2009, 3:18 pm
"meat lasagna anyone?"
is lasagna saucing things up with marinara
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gamekeeper
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Wed, Oct 28 2009, 3:21 pm
"diet snack"
yeah right! no such thing!
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