What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ Carefulmom ↓

Sun, Jun 21 2009, 12:23 am

justmarried had a baby boy.

I thought there was a typo and I read it as Just married had a baby boy.

Doesn't marriage come quite a bit before the baby for the ladies on this forum?

↑ grin ↓

Sun, Jun 21 2009, 12:34 am

Carefulmom wrote:

justmarried had a baby boy.

I thought there was a typo and I read it as Just married had a baby boy.

Doesn't marriage come quite a bit before the baby for the ladies on this forum?

my reaction was - I guess she's not "justmarried" anymore!

↑ greenfire ↓

Sun, Jun 21 2009, 9:33 am

"help for stealing money"

you need a mask, a black outfit (which should be no problem finding), and a sack to put the money in ... I got rope just in case ... Twisted Evil

↑ greenfire ↓

Sun, Jun 21 2009, 9:35 am

"calling all bugaboo owners - where did you get yours"

I was sure this was asking if you 'pet" yours Nervous

↑ Atali ↓

Sun, Jun 21 2009, 9:35 am

greenfire wrote:

"help for stealing money"

you need a mask, a black outfit (which should be no problem finding), and a sack to put the money in ... I got rope just in case ... Twisted Evil

Or you can just fill out a food stamps application while working off the books Exploding anger

↑ greenfire ↓

Sun, Jun 21 2009, 9:50 am

Atali wrote:

greenfire wrote:

"help for stealing money"

you need a mask, a black outfit (which should be no problem finding), and a sack to put the money in ... I got rope just in case ... Twisted Evil

Or you can just fill out a food stamps application while working off the books Exploding anger

now that's just an unnecessary low blow Banging head

↑ Atali ↓

Sun, Jun 21 2009, 10:46 am

greenfire wrote:

Atali wrote:

greenfire wrote:

"help for stealing money"

you need a mask, a black outfit (which should be no problem finding), and a sack to put the money in ... I got rope just in case ... Twisted Evil

Or you can just fill out a food stamps application while working off the books Exploding anger

now that's just an unnecessary low blow Banging head

I couldn't resist

↑ Seraph

Sun, Jun 21 2009, 3:33 pm

"justmarried had a baby boy!"
That was quick. she was JUST married.

↑ greenfire ↓

Sun, Jun 21 2009, 10:44 pm

"how did dh react when he saw you w/o makeup the first time"

shock

the bride of frankenstein Twisted Evil

pina colada ↓

Mon, Jun 22 2009, 1:39 am

greenfire wrote:

"how did dh react when he saw you w/o makeup the first time"

shock

the bride of frankenstein Twisted Evil

Maternity Gown- expectant bride?

↑ realeez ↓

Mon, Jun 22 2009, 7:44 am

"Going to college with children still at home"

--Get a babysitter or that is probably illegal!

↑ Mrs Bissli ↓

Mon, Jun 22 2009, 1:16 pm

"Where is Abba's phone?"

Mama Mia, Here we go again... Music

↑ justmom ↓

Mon, Jun 22 2009, 2:55 pm

"Where did my cervix go?"-- try the ice cream store down the block!

↑ realeez ↓

Mon, Jun 22 2009, 4:10 pm

"Vort" - under recipe collection

1 chosson (fresh out of the freezer)
1 kallah
1-3 shadchanim
sprinkle of future inlaws
handful of Rabanim
dozen crystal vases
80 roses
20 lbs chocolate

Mix until well combined - there will be lumps!