What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ greenfire ↓

Mon, Jun 08 2009, 5:17 pm

"free doula available"

I'll see what I can arrange ...

↑ ShakleeMom ↓

Mon, Jun 08 2009, 5:18 pm

"I need to clean for vacation"

not my idea of a vacation...

↑ louche ↓

Mon, Jun 08 2009, 8:14 pm

Barbara wrote:

"I made tongue for the first time in my life"

I saw that right after reading the *non jewish s*x* thread, and was a bit shocked. Then I saw it was in Shabbat. As Emily Littella would say, never mind.

oooooh, you are soooooo BAD!!!!

↑ Atali ↓

Mon, Jun 08 2009, 8:27 pm

Under twins:

"Who did it first?"

I think the medrash says that Kayin and hevel were born with twin sisters, so that would make Adam and Chava the first to have twins.

↑ ShakleeMom ↓

Mon, Jun 08 2009, 8:29 pm

Atali wrote:

Under twins: "Who did it first?"

Um well, technically the twin that has an earlier due date, then you know that you did it first with that twin's daddy. but if they're both the same due date, you will have to go by skin color.

↑ greenfire ↓

Mon, Jun 08 2009, 8:36 pm

shak you are too funny Nervous

↑ ShakleeMom ↓

Mon, Jun 08 2009, 9:06 pm

"Two uterusus, other complications"

well, duh! I'd say the first one would have complications about the second one?!

↑ Atali ↓

Tue, Jun 09 2009, 9:45 pm

"Packing kids for sleepaway camp. Help!"

Look, it is understandable that your kids don't want to travel in a suitcase. Perhaps you should try sending them on the bus and save the suitcase for their belongings.

If you really can't afford the extra bus ticket, perhaps you should reconsider sending them to camp.

↑ ShakleeMom ↓

Tue, Jun 09 2009, 9:47 pm

Atali wrote:

I should get insulted but you're funny!

↑ ShakleeMom ↓

Tue, Jun 09 2009, 9:49 pm

"HELP!!! spermicide suppositories in ISRAEL"

Sorry, if they went all the way to Israel, then there's nothing you can do anymore!

↑ greenfire ↓

Wed, Jun 10 2009, 11:35 am

beauty & fashion "stretch marks"

um does this mean we should start flaunting our stretch marks

↑ louche ↓

Wed, Jun 10 2009, 8:52 pm

Piano wanted in brooklyn for practicing

Without a license, I assume. Did they catch him?

↑ leomom ↓

Wed, Jun 10 2009, 9:44 pm

louche wrote:

Piano wanted in brooklyn for practicing

Without a license, I assume. Did they catch him?

Now that's a good one! LOL

↑ ShakleeMom ↓

Thu, Jun 11 2009, 10:31 am

"Do you sleep your baby with a blanket?"

No, I sleep my baby with my bare hands (slap)

↑ Beauty and the Beast ↓

Thu, Jun 11 2009, 10:45 am

"is it so bad to taste batter?"

read it as " is it so bad to taste better?" and I thought to myself, hmmm, I'm glad I went with the apple flavored body wash...

random ↓

Thu, Jun 11 2009, 10:53 am

Every time I see a WWYD post, I do a double-take...isn't this a Jewish site? And then I realize it's a Y, not a J...

↑ ShakleeMom ↓

Thu, Jun 11 2009, 10:54 am

random wrote:

Every time I see a WWYD post, I do a double-take...isn't this a Jewish site? And then I realize it's a Y, not a J...

BestBubby

Thu, Jun 11 2009, 11:06 am

Beauty and the Beast wrote:

"is it so bad to taste batter?"

read it as " is it so bad to taste better?" and I thought to myself, hmmm, I'm glad I went with the apple flavored body wash...

ROTLFL

↑ greenfire ↓

Thu, Jun 11 2009, 11:23 am

"what to bring hostess"

twinkees Mr. Green

↑ cookielady ↓

Thu, Jun 11 2009, 12:43 pm

Tattoo at a new (Chabad) mikvah

I was wondering if it was a new service available at the mikvah. Exploding anger