What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ louche ↓

Thu, Mar 12 2009, 7:54 pm

Use purim to make up and stop machlokes

I read this as 'use purim makeup and stop machlokes"

Purim makeup? is that substantively different from regular makeup? and why would there be a machlokes about it either way?

↑ octopus ↓

Thu, Mar 12 2009, 8:07 pm

greenfire wrote:

"dh wants leather"

leather & lace

and my immediate reaction was "hubba, hubba, hubba."

↑ greenfire ↓

Thu, Mar 12 2009, 8:29 pm

"standard covering in your community"

we tend to wear clothes ...

↑ greenfire ↓

Fri, Mar 13 2009, 9:41 am

"can I cook with wine in nidda"

Nervous

actually I would suggest just drinking it Drunken Smile

↑ Carefulmom ↓

Fri, Mar 13 2009, 9:55 am

greenie knew you'd pull through on this one.

↑ greenfire ↓

Sun, Mar 15 2009, 6:56 am

"did you ever lose twenty pounds"

no but I think I found yours shock

↑ chabadshb

Sun, Mar 15 2009, 11:36 pm

greenfire wrote:

"did you ever lose twenty pounds"

no but I think I found yours shock

chanchy123

Mon, Mar 16 2009, 1:00 am

Are you happy with your Isabel?

Honestly I had no idea what an Isabel was, I was debating between a type of stroler and a household appliance (although the first thing that came to mind really was a daughter named Isabel - "My isabel always wants to nurse and won't sleep through the night, how about you - are you happy with YOUR Isabel?).

BTW it is a sheital apperantly (I had to do a search to find that out - my curiousity got the best of me).

entropy ↓

Mon, Mar 16 2009, 2:32 am

6 months on this site and you haven't realized it's all sheitl all the time? Lady

↑ louche ↓

Mon, Mar 16 2009, 7:07 am

chanchy123 wrote:

the first thing that came to mind really was a daughter named Isabel - "My isabel always wants to nurse and won't sleep through the night, how about you - are you happy with YOUR Isabel?).

LOL! Me, too!

↑ Atali ↓

Mon, Mar 16 2009, 8:22 am

"Yeast Infection and Spermicide"

The yeast probably does have somewhat of a spermicidal effect, but I wouldn't consider it to be reliable birth control. Besides, you probably don't want to leave it untreated anyway.

↑ greenfire ↓

Mon, Mar 16 2009, 10:11 am

"how to distinguish - all the girls sound the same"

give them different names ... Idea

↑ Barbara ↓

Mon, Mar 16 2009, 1:53 pm

Cooked salad on the rug.

I usually use pots or pans, but whatever .... Just, well, do you have milk, meat and parve rugs? Do you pick them up and change them, or is it by room, eg, living room is meat, kids' room is dairy ...

Lovemylife ↓

Mon, Mar 16 2009, 3:58 pm

"Girls Names - Chochava"

I imagined my not religous family trying to say that ..hohava? cocava? cccchoooochhaaavva? (a lot of emphasis on the cchh, it

↑ leomom ↓

Mon, Mar 16 2009, 8:27 pm

"Does anyone live in Far Rockaway?"

No, everyone has moved out. Sorry!

↑ greenfire ↓

Tue, Mar 17 2009, 12:48 am

yy wrote:

"Does anyone live in Far Rockaway?"

No, everyone has moved out. Sorry!

such a simple sentence turned so FUNny Rolling Laughter

I'm giggling ... unless Scratching Head

it's simply the hour ... but I do believe it is the perfect answer Nervous

↑ greenfire ↓

Tue, Mar 17 2009, 12:52 am

pregnancy "I need your help"

personal ads on imamother - don't you have a dh for that ...

↑ leomom ↓

Tue, Mar 17 2009, 7:24 am

greenfire wrote:

yy wrote:

"Does anyone live in Far Rockaway?"

No, everyone has moved out. Sorry!

such a simple sentence turned so FUNny Rolling Laughter

I'm giggling ... unless Scratching Head

it's simply the hour ... but I do believe it is the perfect answer Nervous

Thanks, Green! embarrassed

Glad to be of service.

↑ hadasa ↓

Tue, Mar 17 2009, 9:35 am

Pediatrician : dr. Bet Yaakov

I'm sorry, your daughter's school has no business prescribing medical treatment. That is something for qualified medical personell only.

↑ Butterfly ↓

Tue, Mar 17 2009, 11:46 am

greenfire wrote:

"how to distinguish - all the girls sound the same"

give them different names ... Idea