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| RutiS |
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 Posted: Mon, Jul 02 2012, 4:44 am Post subject: husband and wife, lol |
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Wife: Honey..... What are you looking for?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an
hour??
Husband : I was just looking for the expiration date.
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Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
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Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can
there be greater than this one?"
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Stress Reliever
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and
lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or
troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
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A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father
hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO
LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"
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Father to son after exam: "Let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
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A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my
nice body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor
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"Your house should be clean enough to be healthy and dirty enough to be happy"
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| Hashemlovesme |
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| Posted: Mon, Jul 02 2012, 6:03 am Post subject: re: husband and wife, lol |
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sorry, but I don't think these are very funny. (they may be true though....)
when ppl make fun of serious things it makes them take that important thing less seriously.
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| morahmommy |
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| Posted: Mon, Jul 02 2012, 12:01 pm Post subject: re: husband and wife, lol |
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| I agree with above. Those are pretty sad excuses for jokes...
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| gila-rina |
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| Posted: Mon, Jul 02 2012, 12:16 pm Post subject: re: husband and wife, lol |
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RutiS, keep them coming
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| shabbatiscoming |
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| Posted: Mon, Jul 02 2012, 12:18 pm Post subject: re: husband and wife, lol |
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I think they are very funny.
Thanks RutiS
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| Riff |
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| Posted: Mon, Jul 02 2012, 12:30 pm Post subject: re: husband and wife, lol |
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I like them 
All these serious threads on imamother recently, I think we all need to chillax a bit...
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| Posted: Mon, Jul 02 2012, 12:31 pm Post subject: re: husband and wife, lol |
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| thanks for the smiles!
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| ysmommy |
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| Posted: Mon, Jul 02 2012, 12:32 pm Post subject: re: husband and wife, lol |
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oh lighten up pple
I think they were very funny. keep em coming
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| crush |
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| Posted: Mon, Jul 02 2012, 12:54 pm Post subject: Re: re: husband and wife, lol |
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| ysmommy wrote: | oh lighten up pple
I think they were very funny. keep em coming |
I liked your post, because that was basically what I wanted to say 
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| ally |
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| Posted: Mon, Jul 02 2012, 12:58 pm Post subject: re: husband and wife, lol |
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| I thought it was funny.
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| bravo |
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| Posted: Mon, Jul 02 2012, 1:12 pm Post subject: re: husband and wife, lol |
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| Like'em....keep them coming
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| sushilover |
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| Posted: Mon, Jul 02 2012, 2:53 pm Post subject: re: husband and wife, lol |
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| thatgirl |
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| Posted: Mon, Jul 02 2012, 7:45 pm Post subject: re: husband and wife, lol |
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| very cute!!
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| chevron |
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| Posted: Mon, Jul 02 2012, 8:17 pm Post subject: re: husband and wife, lol |
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| When we stop laughing we're in trouble. Love em
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