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Lol....this reminds me of somebody I know that does not share her due date with anybody because that way you can know when she went to the mikvah |
Wait, so how can she walk around with her kids? Everyone will know she touched her husband? Blasphemous! |
SSSSSHHHHHHH...dont say it so loud, its private. Dont ya know that??
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| This is not nice! Everyone has their own levels of tznius, and to make fun of Amother during such a happy time for her. The comment on this thread must be so hurtful...
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Usually one person gives birth a day throughout the world so if you post under a screen name it's a given.
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| Posted: Wed, Jan 11 2012, 12:04 am Post subject: re: Mazal Tov amother! |
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This thread got me  !!!
Thanks guys!
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| Posted: Wed, Jan 11 2012, 6:35 am Post subject: Re: re: Mazal Tov amother! |
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| life'sgreat wrote: | | clowny wrote: |
Lol....this reminds me of somebody I know that does not share her due date with anybody because that way you can know when she went to the mikvah |
Wait, so how can she walk around with her kids? Everyone will know she touched her husband? Blasphemous! |
Ahem. I believe nowadays no touching is necessary to make babies. There are clinics that will happily help you have a kid without you having to do any untznius activities.
I do actually know a woman whose husband is embarrassed to say she is pregnant. I guess for those reasons.
Oh, and amother would be way to embarrassed to mention a bris. You do know what body parts are involved in a bris, right? Amothers baby has no untznius body parts!
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| Posted: Wed, Jan 11 2012, 8:17 am Post subject: Re: re: Mazal Tov amother! |
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Ahem. I believe nowadays no touching is necessary to make babies. There are clinics that will happily help you have a kid without you having to do any untznius activities. | Exactly. I believe the only time my husband and I touched when we made our younger child was when we accidentally brushed up against each other in a taxi. Talk about immaculate conception!
Who would have thought I'd be more modest than the rest of you?
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| Posted: Wed, Jan 11 2012, 3:27 pm Post subject: re: Mazal Tov amother! |
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| hilarious, thanks for the laughs!
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| Posted: Wed, Jan 11 2012, 3:28 pm Post subject: re: Mazal Tov amother! |
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| I just noticed that amother won't be able to reply to all these messages to defend herself as anonymous posting in this forum is disabled!
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| Posted: Wed, Jan 11 2012, 3:29 pm Post subject: Re: re: Mazal Tov amother! |
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| Raisin wrote: | | life'sgreat wrote: | | clowny wrote: |
Lol....this reminds me of somebody I know that does not share her due date with anybody because that way you can know when she went to the mikvah |
Wait, so how can she walk around with her kids? Everyone will know she touched her husband? Blasphemous! |
Ahem. I believe nowadays no touching is necessary to make babies. There are clinics that will happily help you have a kid without you having to do any untznius activities.
I do actually know a woman whose husband is embarrassed to say she is pregnant. I guess for those reasons.
Oh, and amother would be way to embarrassed to mention a bris. You do know what body parts are involved in a bris, right? Amothers baby has no untznius body parts! |
Don't tell anyone if it's a girl, it might turn on some guy...
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| Posted: Wed, Jan 11 2012, 6:37 pm Post subject: re: Mazal Tov amother! |
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Warning: No sharing personal details such as that Amother is disabled.
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| Posted: Wed, Jan 11 2012, 6:57 pm Post subject: re: Mazal Tov amother! |
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I'm reporting this thread. It's rude and inconsiderate to parents and their children, as well as being prust and nosey-parkerish.
Where's your ahavas yisrael??? Where's your sinas chinam???? Where's your mishloach manos??? At least put a warning in the title!!!
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| merelyme wrote: | I'm reporting this thread. It's rude and inconsiderate to parents and their children, as well as being prust and nosey-parkerish.
Where's your ahavas yisrael??? Where's your sinas chinam???? Where's your mishloach manos??? At least put a warning in the title!!! | More importantly, where are my glasses and where are my keys???
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| Isramom8 wrote: | Warning: No sharing personal details such as that Amother is disabled.
Isramom8, moderator | I'll confess, that took me a minute to get, but now I'm laughing.
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| Posted: Wed, Jan 11 2012, 7:59 pm Post subject: Re: re: Mazal Tov amother! |
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| Clarissa wrote: | | Isramom8 wrote: | Warning: No sharing personal details such as that Amother is disabled.
Isramom8, moderator | I'll confess, that took me a minute to get, but now I'm laughing. |
HAHA! I just got it!
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| Posted: Thu, Jan 12 2012, 6:59 am Post subject: re: Mazal Tov amother! |
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I'm not a mod in this section. 
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| Posted: Thu, Jan 12 2012, 8:12 am Post subject: Re: re: Mazal Tov amother! |
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| Clarissa wrote: | | merelyme wrote: | I'm reporting this thread. It's rude and inconsiderate to parents and their children, as well as being prust and nosey-parkerish.
Where's your ahavas yisrael??? Where's your sinas chinam???? Where's your mishloach manos??? At least put a warning in the title!!! | More importantly, where are my glasses and where are my keys??? |
Your glasses are on your nose and your keys are on the table. Where are mine?
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| Posted: Thu, Jan 12 2012, 8:47 am Post subject: Re: re: Mazal Tov amother! |
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| shoeboxgirly wrote: | | Clarissa wrote: | | merelyme wrote: | I'm reporting this thread. It's rude and inconsiderate to parents and their children, as well as being prust and nosey-parkerish.
Where's your ahavas yisrael??? Where's your sinas chinam???? Where's your mishloach manos??? At least put a warning in the title!!! | More importantly, where are my glasses and where are my keys??? |
Your glasses are on your nose and your keys are on the table. Where are mine? | Actually, my glasses were on the table and my keys were on my nose. I wondered what that jangly sound was.
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| Isramom8 wrote: | Warning: No sharing personal details such as that Amother is disabled.
Isramom8, moderator | Lol!!! Love it!!!
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