Pesach Lightbulbs Anyone?

amother ↓

Mon, Mar 06 2006, 12:50 pm

With such a strange title, I knew you'd click!

This is to be a compilation of any and all of your lightbulb moment type ideas relating to pesach. Be it how you handle the seder with small kids, about dishes, an all time favorite recipe, organization tip, basically any bright idea that can help others.

Now I'm gonna quote 2 of your ideas posted elsewhere,
cindy324 said buy dishes and stuff at restaurant equip & supply places for a fraction of the cost,
and amother said its a great time to switch over from a bottle to a cup.

Now keep adding your lightbulb moment ideas, we can all get smarter!

technic ↓

Mon, Mar 06 2006, 1:03 pm

lol amother!!! I thought it was going 2 b a thread abt yet ANOTHER chumra!!!! shock

Mommy912

Mon, Mar 06 2006, 1:28 pm

Q: How many Orthodox Rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Change?

Q: How many Conservative Rabbis does it take to change a light
bulb?
A: Call a committee meeting.

Q: How many Reform Rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, anyone can change it whenever they want to.

Q: How many Jewish Renewal rabbis does it take to change a light
bulb?
A: It depends.

* One if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit from electricity from nuclear power.

* Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb.

* Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called "The Jew in the Lightbulb."

* Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psyho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.

Q: How many Shlomo hassidim does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Gevaldt, it's mamash such a great opportunity to do t'shuvah. So it takes everyone there to get real close, sing a niggun, listen to an Ishbitzer teaching, tell a Levi Yitchak story, and change the bulb at 2 in the morning.

Q: How many Reconstructionist Rabbis does it take to change a
light bulb?
A: Four. One to wish they were doing what the Orthodox rabbi does, one to wish they were doing what the Reform rabbi does, one to wish they were doing what the Renewal rabbi does, and one eventually to change the bulb.

Q: How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 30. One to change the bulb & 29 to discuss it and give contradictory advice to the person changing the bulb.

Q: How many congregants does it take to change a light bulb in a
synagogue?
A: CHANGE? You vant we should CHANGE the light bulb? My grandmother donated that light bulb!!!

Q: How many Imamother members does it take to change a light bulb?
A: I have no idea. Let me go ask my Rav.

I hope that I have insulted all of us equally. Smile

smily

Mon, Mar 06 2006, 1:52 pm

realeez

Mon, Mar 06 2006, 1:52 pm

technic wrote:

lol amother!!! I thought it was going 2 b a thread abt yet ANOTHER chumra!!!! shock

me too!

chocolate moose

Mon, Mar 06 2006, 2:01 pm

Me too, lol!

↑ technic

Mon, Mar 06 2006, 2:07 pm

mommy912 another classic!!! Rolling Laughter

↑ amother

Mon, Mar 06 2006, 9:01 pm

I always make a light meal around dinner time to prevent junk eating between lunch and the next seder, its about 8 hours between, no body goes that long without food, and it keeps us adults from weight gain/ children from getting hyper from all the sugar!

queen

Mon, Mar 06 2006, 9:32 pm

and I'm thinking- don't tell me the world has come to this!!!!
(light bulbs SPECIAL for pesach!)

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