I would love more of this type of humor. Quoted from a different thread:
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A man was nervously pacing the waiting room in the L&D unit of the hospital. Hours went by and no news. He went to ask a nurse what was happening with his wife and she told him to continue waiting. He paced and paced, growing more nervous as the hours dragged on.
Finally, the doctor came to share the big news: "It's a girl!"
"Thank Gd!" the man exclaimed. "At least she'll never have to go through what I just went through out here!"