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amother
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 Thu, Mar 17 2022, 5:48 am
How do we know that Pesach comes soon after Purim?
How do we know that Purim has to come towards the end of the winter?
(cue groans)
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theoneandonly
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Thu, Mar 17 2022, 6:44 am
What was Haman's mother in law's name?
Ba'ara bo - the megillah says וחמתו בערה בו
What was achashverosh's mother in law's name?
Shachacha - וחמתו המלך שככה
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DallasIma
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Thu, Mar 17 2022, 6:36 pm
How do you know we're supposed to get drunk on Purim?
Because the story took place in Shushan ha-BEER-ah.
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shanie5
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Thu, Mar 17 2022, 10:08 pm
How do ypu know Haman didn't love Zeresh?
It says "ohavav v'zeresh ishto" (His loved ones and zeresh his wife)
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birdie1
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Thu, Mar 17 2022, 10:12 pm
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How do we know Bigsan was the oldest? BIG SON
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BrisketBoss
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Thu, Mar 17 2022, 10:13 pm
| shanie5 wrote: | How do ypu know Haman didn't love Zeresh?
It says "ohavav v'zeresh ishto" (His loved ones and zeresh his wife) |
Alternatively, Zeresh was not among those who loved her husband.
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Thu, Mar 17 2022, 10:17 pm
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In some shuls, they boo when Ahasuerus levies a new tax. I love that.
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Thu, Mar 17 2022, 10:19 pm
| BrisketBoss wrote: | | In some shuls, they boo when Ahasuerus levies a new tax. I love that. |
That’s awesome!!
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Thu, Mar 17 2022, 10:21 pm
How do we know Achashverosh’s first party took place in the spring?
Vayehi b’MAY Achashverosh…
How do we know Vashti was very zoftig?
Gam Vashti hamalka asesa miSHTEI nashim
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amother
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Fri, Mar 18 2022, 2:59 am
How do we know the people in Shushan were deaf?
Because it says
Vayahi byemay Achashverosh Who???? Achashverosh
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GLUE
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Fri, Mar 18 2022, 9:55 am
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In some Shuls after Haman got hung everyone claps
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Fri, Mar 18 2022, 10:00 am
| theoneandonly wrote: | What was Haman's mother in law's name?
Ba'ara bo - the megillah says וחמתו בערה בו
What was achashverosh's mother in law's name?
Shachacha - וחמתו המלך שככה |
Hope you don't mind a correction
The way this joke goes is that how do we know that Achashveirosh had two wives? Because it says Vashti Asisu Mishtei Nashim-that there were two of her and furthermore it says vachamoso bara bo-referring to Achashveirosh and vachamoso hamelech shachocho, that he had two mothers' in law; baara bo and shachocho!
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yidishmamma
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Fri, Mar 18 2022, 10:29 am
| GLUE wrote: | | In some Shuls after Haman got hung everyone claps |
In our shul they sing . Never heard of it until I got married
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Fri, Mar 18 2022, 11:53 am
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Avoid the achashvirus! How? Vashti hands!
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DallasIma
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Fri, Mar 18 2022, 3:59 pm
And when do we celebrate Mordechai's going out from the King wearing "boots"?
On Shoeshine Purim!
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mfb
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Fri, Mar 18 2022, 4:50 pm
What was hamans last name?
Weiss
when it says all the sons names it says ואת-Weiss
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Sat, Mar 19 2022, 1:12 pm
How do we know Haman was milchigs?
וימלא המן חמ(א)ה
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theoneandonly
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Sat, Mar 19 2022, 1:20 pm
How do we know Esther wasn't hungry?
Sure tells mordechai ואיככה אוכל?!
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