Reverse click bait

chanatron1000 ↓

Tue, Oct 27 2020, 2:08 pm

"My three year old hit me"

with the car after he stole the keys from my purse!

sequoia

Tue, Oct 27 2020, 2:11 pm

“I need advice about living room curtains”

in the lair where a dragon has kidnapped me

↑ chanatron1000 ↓

Tue, Oct 27 2020, 2:21 pm

"It made a deeper impact than I thought it would."

I didn't expect that asteroid to create another Grand Canyon.

↑ chanatron1000 ↓

Tue, Oct 27 2020, 2:26 pm

"Sheer tights question"

If I tie several pairs of sheer tights together end to end, will that make a strong enough rope to hold my weight so I can rappel out the window of my house and escape?

Kiwi13

Tue, Oct 27 2020, 2:27 pm

I LOVE this thread!!!

Rappel

Tue, Oct 27 2020, 2:36 pm

"My husband lost his temper, and now I'm crying"

After all, I only dropped a set of old china on his head, dressed his salad with bleach, and then ran his truck off a cliff with his dog inside. What's his problem????

Just One

Tue, Oct 27 2020, 2:39 pm

Kiwi13 wrote:

I LOVE this thread!!!

I love this thread!

It matches the buttons perfectly

mamma llama ↓

Tue, Oct 27 2020, 2:49 pm

"coffee stain - what now?"

There's this HUGE coffee stain across my MIL's white curtains that, in hindsight, probably shouldn't have been used in place of napkins... Oh, and I still never received an answer to my last post about removing barbeque sauce from suede (I turned the couch cushion upside down for now 🤫).

zaq ↓

Tue, Oct 27 2020, 3:57 pm

Totally messed myself up
Anyone know how to get cranberry sauce, pizza and grape juice stains out of a silk blouse?

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Oct 27 2020, 3:59 pm

Is it forbidden to follow the law?
Or is a woman allowed to go to law school in Afghanistan?

↑ chanatron1000 ↓

Tue, Oct 27 2020, 4:00 pm

"Afraid of cats. What should I do?"

I've always felt a little uneasy around felines, but it's gotten worse since my neighbor started raising jaguars and tigers in our shared backyard.

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Oct 27 2020, 4:00 pm

STOP PRESSING THE THERAPY BUTTON,PLEASE!!!!!

The therapist sees the indicator light and knows you're here, but your appointment isn't for another 20 minutes.

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Oct 27 2020, 4:05 pm

Where do you hang your kitchen hand towels?

Right next to where I hang nosy imamothers.

↑ zaq

Tue, Oct 27 2020, 4:06 pm

My best friend is drifting apart

And I've been assigned to collect the pieces.

PinkFridge

Tue, Oct 27 2020, 4:17 pm

zaq wrote:

Is it forbidden to follow the law?
Or is a woman allowed to go to law school in Afghanistan?

Follow that dream wherever that dream will lead.
OK, carry on.

↑ chanatron1000 ↓

Tue, Oct 27 2020, 5:51 pm

"Coffee tastes weird to me"

When I tasted the coffee I prepared for someone, it was kind of off. Any ideas to better conceal the poison?

doodlesmom ↓

Tue, Oct 27 2020, 7:07 pm

Why are my kids nagging me to come home when I go out...

I left My house a week ago without notifying my kids and now they’re pressuring me to come home.....I just need a break from life.

↑ doodlesmom

Tue, Oct 27 2020, 7:11 pm

My mil is super nosy...She’s constantly asking for the gender....

I had a baby 2 weeks ago and my mil is pestering us to find out the gender of the baby. We don’t feel ready to share yet!

↑ chanatron1000 ↓

Wed, Oct 28 2020, 5:52 pm

"Fighting with my sister-in-law with whom I've always had a tense relationship"

SIL and I have a complicated relationship. Now that we've joined the revolution, how can we best put that aside as we march into battle together?

↑ chanatron1000 ↓

Wed, Oct 28 2020, 6:44 pm

"7yo ds won't go to sleep"

He's scared to go to sleep every night for no reason, ever since last Purim when we pranked him by hiring an actor to wake him up and chase him with a knife.