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madys  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, May 17 2007, 12:28 pm
he Next "SURVIVOR" Series



1.. Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and
3 kids each for six weeks.


2.. Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes.


3.. There is no fast food.


4.. Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house
clean, correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do
laundry, and pay a list of "pretend" bills with not enough money. In
addition, each man will have to budget in money for groceries each week.


5.. Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and
relatives, and send cards out on time.

6.. Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment,
a dentist appointment and a haircut appointment. He must make one
unscheduled and inconvenient visit per child to the Urgent Care
(weekend, evening, on a holiday or right when they're about to leave for vacation).


7.. He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a social function.


8.. Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned
house, planting flowers outside and keeping it presentable at all
times.


9.. The men will only have access to television when the kids are
asleep and all chores are done. There is only one TV between them, and
a remote with dead batteries.


10.. Each father will be required to know all of the words to
every stupid song that comes on TV and the name of each and every character on cartoons.


11.. The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, which they
will apply to themselves either while driving or making three lunches.


12.. Each man will have to make an Indian hut model with six
toothpicks, a tortilla and one marker; and get a 4 year old to eat a
serving of peas.


13.. Each man must adorn himself with jewelry, wear uncomfortable
yet stylish shoes, keep their nails polished and eyebrows groomed.


14.. The men must try to get through each day without snot,
spit-up or barf on their clothing.


15.. During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure
severe
abdominal cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood
swings, but never once complain or slow down from other duties. They
must try to explain what a tampon is for when the 6-yr old boy finds it in the purse.


16.. They must attend weekly school meetings, church, and find
time at least once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting.


17.. He will need to read a book and then pray with the children
each night without falling asleep, and then feed them, dress them,
brush their teeth and comb their hair each morning by 7:00.


18.. They must leave the home with no food on their face or
clothes.


19.. A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each
father will be required to know all of the following information: each
child's birthday, height, weight, shoe size, clothes size and doctor's name.


20.. Also the child's weight at birth, length, time of birth, and
length of labor, each child's favorite color, middle name, favorite
snack, favorite song, favorite drink, favorite toy, biggest fear and what
they want to be when they grow up.


21.. They must clean up after their sick children at 2:00 a.m. and
then spend the remainder of the day tending to that child and waiting
on them hand and foot until they are better.


22.. They must have a loving, age appropriate reply to, "You're
not the boss of me."


23.. The kids vote them off the island based on performance.

24.. The last man wins only if...he still has enough energy to be
intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.


25.. If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over
and over again for the next 18-25 years...eventually earning the right
to be called Mother!


26.. After you get done laughing, send this to as many females as
you think will get a kick out of it and as many men as you think can
handle it.
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GramaNewYork




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, May 17 2007, 12:40 pm
Rolling Laughter I couldn't stop laughing while I was reading it! HAVE to send it to my friends and sil. Nervous Thumbs Up Cheers
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iamawife




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, May 17 2007, 12:54 pm
Rolling Laughter Rolling Laughter Nervous Nervous Rolling Laughter Rolling Laughter
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Meema2Kids




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, May 17 2007, 1:25 pm
lol !
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Mitzvahmom  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, May 17 2007, 1:28 pm
I posted this before!! But it's still funny LOL
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  madys




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, May 17 2007, 1:36 pm
Mitzvahmom wrote:
I posted this before!!


Sorry - I don't remember seeing it.......
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  Mitzvahmom




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, May 17 2007, 1:40 pm
NP, like I said it's still funny LOL
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Roita




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, May 18 2007, 1:45 am
lolololololololololololololol

LOLROTF
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