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  chicco  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Jan 28 2019, 7:26 pm
Pregnant and embarrassed of house.

I doubt your baby will mind. I'm sure it's a step up from amniotic fluid and your uterus.
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  imasoftov  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jan 29 2019, 6:24 am
I have a complex
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  imasoftov  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jan 29 2019, 6:28 am
Is your dd in israel sem. this eyar and is loving it?

I will gladly pay you in Iyar for seminary in Shvat.
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  imasoftov  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jan 29 2019, 7:58 am
Neighbors keeping you up at night
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Saralle  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jan 29 2019, 11:39 am
Making my first Brit

Congrats on your move, and bshaa tova!

(I was sure she's saying that she's making her first Brit - as in British citizen. Like she just moved from a different country and is expecting her first Brit!)
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  SixOfWands  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jan 29 2019, 12:26 pm
Shark Theme Mishloach Manos

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  33055  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jan 29 2019, 12:38 pm
Under pregnancy:

Making my first brit-- what do I need to know?

Just close your eyes and think of England.
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  chicco  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jan 29 2019, 3:25 pm
Making my first brit, what do I need to know?

The baby's name.

Or

An English Man (...in the biblical sense).
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  chicco  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jan 29 2019, 3:37 pm
Engligh subjects for home study

Spelling seems like a good choice.
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  dankbar  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jan 29 2019, 4:09 pm
At what age difficult to adjust new country

At all ages.....unless he was given permission to move the borders of the countries on map...I don't think any age can adjust new countries.
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  dankbar  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jan 29 2019, 4:12 pm
Looking for special needs school....
I hope the tuition you're paying is enough & youre not looking for a school with special needs on top of that...
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  chicco  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jan 29 2019, 4:51 pm
What's your ideal frequency?

Radio
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  MitzadSheini  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jan 29 2019, 5:11 pm
Babysitting rate for 6yo

In general 6 year olds are too young to babysit.

............

However- I remember if I recall correctly in Israel the signs in the public parks used to say something like "children under the age of 4 mst be accompanied by an adult", which always amazed me that
1. 4 and 5 were considered to be old enough that the did not need supervision
2. There must have be some parents who thought it was ok for 2 and 3 year olds to go to the park alone.

How times have changed.
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  MitzadSheini  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jan 29 2019, 5:18 pm
chicco wrote:
Making my first brit, what do I need to know?

The baby's name.

Or

An English Man (...in the biblical sense).


This reminded me of something I saw once that the name Britain actually comes from ברית אין IOW even though the country kind of thought of itself as the new chosen people (divine right of kings etc, plus remember that song with the words "til we have built Jerusalem in England's green and pleasant land") they have no Brit with HKBH.

Sorry for the digression.... Carry on with the jokes...
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  SixOfWands  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jan 29 2019, 5:19 pm
chicco wrote:
What's your ideal frequency?

Radio


Kenneth
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  chicco  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jan 29 2019, 5:41 pm
SixOfWands wrote:
Kenneth


😂
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  imasoftov  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jan 30 2019, 5:09 am
MitzadSheini wrote:
This reminded me of something I saw once that the name Britain actually comes from ברית אין IOW even though the country kind of thought of itself as the new chosen people (divine right of kings etc, plus remember that song with the words "til we have built Jerusalem in England's green and pleasant land") they have no Brit with HKBH.

Sorry for the digression.... Carry on with the jokes...

I angrily object: the word brit appears seven times in Bereshit 9 and is with all of humanity.

Milder objections are that this is not in fact where the name Britain comes from, the idea of divine rights of kings is much older, there are similar ideas in other parts of the world, and that Blake's 1804 poem ""And did those feet in ancient time" (set to music in 1916) is not the only instance of someplace being compared to Jerusalem, sometimes even by Jews.

Right. I'll now ask you all to conclude this tirade with a hymn while I go listen to "What's The Frequency, Kenneth?"

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  MitzadSheini  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jan 30 2019, 5:40 am
imasoftov wrote:
I angrily object: the word brit appears seven times in Bereshit 9 and is with all of humanity.

Milder objections are that this is not in fact where the name Britain comes from, the idea of divine rights of kings is much older, there are similar ideas in other parts of the world, and that Blake's 1804 poem ""And did those feet in ancient time" (set to music in 1916) is not the only instance of someplace being compared to Jerusalem, sometimes even by Jews.

Right. I'll now ask you all to conclude this tirade with a hymn while I go listen to "What's The Frequency, Kenneth?"



Ok ok settle down no need to get angry. Good point about the brit with humanity it was just something I heard I thought it was a bit amusing especially in relation to the earlier immediate reaction joke that's all.

I know that's not where the name comes from.
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  imasoftov  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jan 30 2019, 7:48 am
MitzadSheini wrote:
Ok ok settle down no need to get angry.

Does this ever work?
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  chicco  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jan 30 2019, 8:25 am
imasoftov wrote:
Does this ever work?


Let's go with don't let your knickers get into a twist then. That at least is a simple fix.
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