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↑ greenfire ↓

Fri, Jan 18 2019, 2:00 pm

"Need to vent"

open the windows, put on a fan, get an ice cold beer ~ l'chaim Drunken Smile

↑ 33055 ↓

Fri, Jan 18 2019, 2:03 pm

daagahminayin wrote:

Irene! Would love feedback! Ty!

Hey, this is Irene. You’re doing great - keep it up.

Squishy! Would love feedback, too! TY!

↑ greenfire ↓

Fri, Jan 18 2019, 3:06 pm

"Mikvah Night Traditions"

zex, zex & more zex

↑ chicco ↓

Sun, Jan 20 2019, 1:02 am

Pushing off due date

A natural consequence for pushing off Mikvah night...

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Sun, Jan 20 2019, 1:28 am

I need a wife!

I do too, but sadly that subject is banned on Imamother.

(If you know of anyone, keep me in mind. Wink

)

busymother

Sun, Jan 20 2019, 2:43 am

Looking for vacation rental...

Keep seeing “vaccine rental”

Oy, I’m doomed!!

↑ imasoftov ↓

Sun, Jan 20 2019, 5:43 am

greenfire wrote:

"RIP hostess international (Brooklyn)"

drake's died & had techiyas hamesim ... there's no messing with devil dogs ~ unsure if the same applies to twinkies ?!

check with your LOR to see if these recipes are forbidden as necromancy before making them

↑ imasoftov ↓

Sun, Jan 20 2019, 5:53 am

Visiting people in Queens.. things to do with kids?

There are so many things to do in Queens for people of all ages:
Eating refried beans

hitch a ride to Rockaway Beach

ETA (and I got this one from a comic book called "Archie Meets Ramones" and yes that Archie and I am not making this up): eat kosher salami

on second thought, those are the only ~~two~~ three things in The Ramones' lyrics that I can recommend. No worries, New York City really has is all oh yeah, oh yeah.

Last edited by imasoftov on Sun, Jan 20 2019, 11:19 am; edited 1 time in total

↑ imasoftov ↓

Sun, Jan 20 2019, 5:59 am

Pushing off due date
Lawmaker delays C-section to attend crucial Brexit vote

↑ imasoftov ↓

Sun, Jan 20 2019, 6:30 am

daagahminayin wrote:

Hey, this is Irene. You’re doing great - keep it up.

↑ imasoftov ↓

Sun, Jan 20 2019, 7:10 am

Crown Heights free delivery?

Delivery? They'll never get Crown Heights to fit in either the elevator or the stairwell.

↑ imasoftov ↓

Sun, Jan 20 2019, 8:13 am

all the varied excuse threads (unless Scott Adams is a member in which case this is his reaction to those):

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Jan 20 2019, 9:05 am

How much is this earring?
I'd guess, half as much as the full pair?

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Sun, Jan 20 2019, 8:07 pm

Ugh!!!! My stupid, STUPID husband!!!

Honey, you're going to have to be WAY more specific before we can help you with that.

Also, take a number and get in line.

↑ Dandelion1 ↓

Mon, Jan 21 2019, 12:11 am

Shooting range for teenagers

You have to be pretty close, they run fast....

↑ imasoftov ↓

Mon, Jan 21 2019, 2:40 am

Removing Wite-out from uniform jumper

Try rubbing a typewriter ribbon on it.

↑ 33055 ↓

Mon, Jan 21 2019, 10:59 am

My husband wants me to get a toy.

Get a Porsche.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, Jan 21 2019, 7:32 pm

If you're Litvish [how] do you celebrate Tu B'Shvat?

You skip Tachanun.

↑ daagahminayin ↓

Tue, Jan 22 2019, 12:38 am

Taxis in Israel/Gett

Yes, you COULD appoint an Israeli taxi driver as your shaliach to pick up a gett but be warned it gets expensive because he’ll leave the meter on while he’s inside the Beis Din.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Tue, Jan 22 2019, 9:23 am

Do you remember when Herr's chips cost 5/$1.00?

Oh, yes, gather round children and - HEY! GET OFF MY LAWN! - now where was I?

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