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  greenfire  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Jan 18 2019, 2:00 pm
"Need to vent"

open the windows, put on a fan, get an ice cold beer ~ l'chaim Drunken Smile
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  33055  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Jan 18 2019, 2:03 pm
daagahminayin wrote:
Irene! Would love feedback! Ty!


Hey, this is Irene. You’re doing great - keep it up.


Squishy! Would love feedback, too! TY!
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  greenfire  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Jan 18 2019, 3:06 pm
"Mikvah Night Traditions"

zex, zex & more zex
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  chicco  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Jan 20 2019, 1:02 am
Pushing off due date

A natural consequence for pushing off Mikvah night...
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  FranticFrummie  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Jan 20 2019, 1:28 am
I need a wife!

I do too, but sadly that subject is banned on Imamother.

(If you know of anyone, keep me in mind. Wink )
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busymother




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Jan 20 2019, 2:43 am
Looking for vacation rental...

Keep seeing “vaccine rental”

Oy, I’m doomed!!
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  imasoftov  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Jan 20 2019, 5:43 am
greenfire wrote:
"RIP hostess international (Brooklyn)"

drake's died & had techiyas hamesim ... there's no messing with devil dogs ~ unsure if the same applies to twinkies ?!

check with your LOR to see if these recipes are forbidden as necromancy before making them


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  imasoftov  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Jan 20 2019, 5:53 am
Visiting people in Queens.. things to do with kids?

There are so many things to do in Queens for people of all ages:
Eating refried beans

hitch a ride to Rockaway Beach

ETA (and I got this one from a comic book called "Archie Meets Ramones" and yes that Archie and I am not making this up): eat kosher salami


on second thought, those are the only two three things in The Ramones' lyrics that I can recommend. No worries, New York City really has is all oh yeah, oh yeah.


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  imasoftov  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Jan 20 2019, 5:59 am
Pushing off due date
Lawmaker delays C-section to attend crucial Brexit vote
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  imasoftov  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Jan 20 2019, 6:30 am
daagahminayin wrote:
Hey, this is Irene. You’re doing great - keep it up.

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  imasoftov  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Jan 20 2019, 7:10 am
Crown Heights free delivery?

Delivery? They'll never get Crown Heights to fit in either the elevator or the stairwell.
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  imasoftov  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Jan 20 2019, 8:13 am
all the varied excuse threads (unless Scott Adams is a member in which case this is his reaction to those):

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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Jan 20 2019, 9:05 am
How much is this earring?
I'd guess, half as much as the full pair?
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  FranticFrummie  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Jan 20 2019, 8:07 pm
Ugh!!!! My stupid, STUPID husband!!!

Honey, you're going to have to be WAY more specific before we can help you with that.

Also, take a number and get in line.
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  Dandelion1  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Jan 21 2019, 12:11 am
Shooting range for teenagers

You have to be pretty close, they run fast....
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  imasoftov  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Jan 21 2019, 2:40 am
Removing Wite-out from uniform jumper

Try rubbing a typewriter ribbon on it.
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  33055  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Jan 21 2019, 10:59 am
My husband wants me to get a toy.

Get a Porsche.
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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Jan 21 2019, 7:32 pm
If you're Litvish [how] do you celebrate Tu B'Shvat?

You skip Tachanun.
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  daagahminayin  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jan 22 2019, 12:38 am
Taxis in Israel/Gett

Yes, you COULD appoint an Israeli taxi driver as your shaliach to pick up a gett but be warned it gets expensive because he’ll leave the meter on while he’s inside the Beis Din.
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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jan 22 2019, 9:23 am
Do you remember when Herr's chips cost 5/$1.00?

Oh, yes, gather round children and - HEY! GET OFF MY LAWN! - now where was I?
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