What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 2)

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Jan 11 2015, 11:33 am

Why do all Jewish picture books need to rhyme???

I see from your excess punctuation
That this causes you serious agitation.

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↑ debsey ↓

Sun, Jan 11 2015, 11:47 am

PinkFridge wrote:

Why do all Jewish picture books need to rhyme???

I see from you excess punctuation
That this causes you serious agitation.

....but despite your consternation,
Rhyming books are a hallmark of our nation!

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Jan 11 2015, 11:55 am

debsey wrote:

....but despite your consternation,
Rhyming books are a hallmark of our nation!

To rhyme a story
Is not really such a crime
Breathe. Breathe in and out

(Re rhyming: see thoughts I'll write on that thread.)

↑ greenfire ↓

Sun, Jan 11 2015, 1:21 pm

"PLEASE help me with a stroller!"

please check the instruction manual

↑ penguin ↓

Sun, Jan 11 2015, 4:24 pm

Does this oven clean itself?
And, while we're at it, does this laundry wash, dry and fold itself (having first checked itself for stains and pre-washed them?)
And does this food cook itself?
And how about floors that wash themselves?

Oh, and children that feed, bathe and dress themselves?

We can dream, can't we?

↑ penguin ↓

Sun, Jan 11 2015, 4:25 pm

PLEASE help me with a stroller!
Sure! Would you like me to fold it and put it into the trunk of your car, bring it up the steps onto a bus, or help you up the steps to your apartment?

↑ imasinger ↓

Sun, Jan 11 2015, 10:01 pm

Looking for nursing bra larger size Queens area

You need a nursing bra that is a larger size than the borough of Queens? Whaddaya call that, QQQ? Just how big is your baby?! shock

↑ seeker ↓

Sun, Jan 11 2015, 11:12 pm

"Mikva in Monsey. Walk me through it."
The mikvah lady will probably take care of that, don't worry. Just go right in, you'll find what you need.

"Another nursing, am I pregnant? thread"
Another response telling you to POAS.

"mini pill missed 2 days!"
You can't just wait for it to show up; you have to go get it.

"My Microsoft Word won't switch back to English"
Which word won't switch, maybe we can help translate it for you? (OKOK that wasn't actually my immediate reaction. I guess I'm trying too hard. It's been a while since I participated in this thread)

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Mon, Jan 12 2015, 1:23 am

Will MORC let me dip with body jewelry?

No, but MINDY might.
Nanu nanu.

↑ Chickpea ↓

Mon, Jan 12 2015, 1:33 am

The Happy Wife wrote:

Will MORC let me dip with body jewelry?

No, but MINDY might.
Nanu nanu.

Shazbot!

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Mon, Jan 12 2015, 2:26 am

Dating a newly-widowed man and his older daughter

I suggest you date one person at a time, and I'm not sure Yael allows this topic on the board anymore.

Erm, best of luck? embarrassed