What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, May 09 2011, 12:04 pm

elbows in israel

Knees in Nice, shoulders in Shushan

or

Orzo in Oklahoma, Rotini in Rome

LuckyMum

Mon, May 09 2011, 12:24 pm

Pregnant with a stomach virus. Any ideas?

Deliver it!!

↑ hadasa ↓

Tue, May 10 2011, 12:17 pm

Shevy or Kiki (maybe Noa)??? Your opinion ???

Odd range of name choices... definitely do NOT name your daughter Kiki ... Shevy or Noa - if you like it ok...

↑ penguin ↓

Tue, May 10 2011, 1:11 pm

How was your mothers day?

Gee, I spoke to Mom earlier today, and I think she said she was going shopping, but I am not sure how her day went after that.... why are you asking? Did I mention I thought she didn't get out enough?

We are so not 'into' "Mother's Day" that when I saw this title, I thought the above. Then again, if the title had been properly capitalized, I might have had a different immediate reaction..

↑ penguin ↓

Tue, May 10 2011, 1:18 pm

How do you ladies keep your legs smooth...

and how do your husbands?

↑ hila ↓

Tue, May 10 2011, 11:22 pm

"How do I know if my nose is really funny?"

Does everyone laugh when you awalk in the room? If so then, yes, it is funny.
Maybe get a job as a comedian

↑ DrMom ↓

Wed, May 11 2011, 1:14 am

"Should I be mad at my husband or just swallow??"

shock

↑ DrMom ↓

Wed, May 11 2011, 1:17 am

hila wrote:

"How do I know if my nose is really funny?"

Does everyone laugh when you awalk in the room? If so then, yes, it is funny.
Maybe get a job as a comedian

1. Schedule your nose for a ameteur stand-up comedy club.

2. If audience boos --> Not funny. No quantitative measurements needed. If no boos, proceed to step #3:

3. Monitor applause levels with applause-meter.

4. If meter reading exceeds predetermined applause-meter threshold value --> funny.
If not --> not funny.

↑ Barbara ↓

Wed, May 11 2011, 8:05 am

hila wrote:

"How do I know if my nose is really funny?"

Does everyone laugh when you awalk in the room? If so then, yes, it is funny.
Maybe get a job as a comedian

Piggybacking ...

If your name is Bozo the Clown, probably.

↑ Barbara ↓

Wed, May 11 2011, 8:05 am

DrMom wrote:

"Should I be mad at my husband or just swallow??"

shock

I was here to say *exactly* the same thing.

amme

Wed, May 11 2011, 8:58 am

Barbara wrote:

DrMom wrote:

"Should I be mad at my husband or just swallow??"

shock

I was here to say *exactly* the same thing.

OMG have never posted anything on this topic (immediate reaction..) but after reading that post ("Should I be mad at my husband or just swallow??") just to confirm it wasn't what I was thinking (!) I just had to come post here but ya''ll beat me to it!

londoner

Wed, May 11 2011, 9:21 am

"dh turns into a pumpkin"

Call his fairy godmother!

↑ realeez ↓

Wed, May 11 2011, 5:38 pm

How much time effort do you put into dressing?

Usually a couple of seconds - how long does it take to mix olive oil, balsamic vinegar and a squirt of honey?

↑ auntie_em ↓

Wed, May 11 2011, 5:49 pm

Barbara wrote:

DrMom wrote:

"Should I be mad at my husband or just swallow??"

shock

I was here to say *exactly* the same thing.

I would NEVER think something like *that*.....except that I totally was thinking the same thing! Rolling Laughter

I am SOOO glad I wasn't the only one!

↑ mimivan ↓

Wed, May 11 2011, 5:57 pm

Dr. Leonard OBGYN/Cornell

Maybe it my music deprived brain playing his songs in my head during the Omer period, or maybe it is working late nights, but I read this as Dr. Leonard Cohen. Then I blinked and saw OBGYN and thought, "Leonard Cohen is an OBGYN? hmmm..."

Then I saw the thread title:
Where do babies come from?

So ask Leonard Cohen....

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, May 11 2011, 5:58 pm

auntie_em wrote:

Barbara wrote:

DrMom wrote:

"Should I be mad at my husband or just swallow??"

shock

I was here to say *exactly* the same thing.

I would NEVER think something like *that*.....except that I totally was thinking the same thing! Rolling Laughter

I am SOOO glad I wasn't the only one!

And I am proud to say that it didn't occur to me at all. And I'm only 99% sure that I'm thinking what you all are thinking. And ONLY because you all put that into my head.

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, May 11 2011, 7:17 pm

Anyone live in milwaukee?

Nope. No one at all. Used to be over half a million back in the day, but now it's a ghost town. Weirdest thing I ever saw.

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, May 11 2011, 7:21 pm

From what age do you make birthday parties?

From whatever age a person is willing to admit their age. Usually around 75 but it's been creeping upward.

↑ leomom ↓

Thu, May 12 2011, 12:31 am

2 left foot crocks- wwyd??

Give them dance lessons?

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, May 12 2011, 5:33 am

yy wrote:

2 left foot crocks- wwyd??

Give them dance lessons?