What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 2)

↑ DrMom ↓

Sun, May 04 2014, 8:14 am

How to explain a sperm donor to a child?

Why explain a sperm donor to a child???

↑ Dandelion1 ↓

Sun, May 04 2014, 8:16 am

Which number for flanken?

I would try 1-800-flanken....

↑ DrMom ↓

Sun, May 04 2014, 9:55 am

Intimacy
>Please help me give my husband what he's been begging for

Sorry, can't help you. You'll have to do it yourself...

↑ penguin ↓

Sun, May 04 2014, 10:26 am

Quote:

Will my convictions hurt my kids in school?

Certainly some schools, or perhaps the parents of other children, prefer not to accept children whose parents are convicts.

↑ Odelyah

Sun, May 04 2014, 10:38 am

DrMom wrote:

Intimacy
>Please help me give my husband what he's been begging for

Sorry, can't help you. You'll have to do it yourself...

I just burst out laughing at the computer Dr. Mom! (It's a good thing no one is home or I'd have to explain why I was laughing shock

)

heidi ↓

Sun, May 04 2014, 10:46 am

"will my convictions hurt my kids in school"-- depends what you were convicted of!

↑ greenfire ↓

Sun, May 04 2014, 11:36 am

"bed very wet after o"

mazel tov !!! Drunken Smile

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, May 04 2014, 11:52 am

[And it's] Five point closure for Bugaboo Chameleon

Did I wander into the Imamother Sports Forum? Scratching Head

↑ greenfire ↓

Sun, May 04 2014, 12:29 pm

"set-in blood stains -- any hope?"

depends whom you killed ... out damned spot - out I say

"Out, damned spot! Out, I say!—One, two. Why, then, ’tis time to do ’t. Hell is murky!—Fie, my lord, fie! A soldier, and afeard? What need we fear who knows it, when none can call our power to account?—Yet who would have thought the old man to have had so much blood in him."

↑ greenfire ↓

Sun, May 04 2014, 2:12 pm

"Tell me about the diaghram"

the diaphragm = a muscle located horizontally between the chest cavity and stomach cavity ... usually when one wants to sing higher notes - you breath in deeply and use your diaphragm to push the air through your lungs into your singing voice ...

do re mi fa so la ti ... do Music

↑ greenfire ↓

Sun, May 04 2014, 2:17 pm

"Gasp! colours seen at a simcha!"

are we no longer in Pleasantville ???

↑ greenfire ↓

Sun, May 04 2014, 5:40 pm

"Play Therapy"

hooray ... what are we playing ?!?!?!

↑ greenfire ↓

Sun, May 04 2014, 9:02 pm

"How friends dress in front of husband"

I would be more concerned if they undressed ...

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Mon, May 05 2014, 4:02 am

Please teach your kids not to look into windows!

The OP must be a fan of Apple computers.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, May 05 2014, 5:08 am

Besides Judge Judy and Shark Tank, what else is interesting?

Absolutely nothing.
On any of the 56.738 channels out there.
It's all downhill since the days of Paper Chase and Hill Street Blues.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, May 05 2014, 8:27 am

What's considered the 9th month?

That period of time between the last day of the 8th month and delivery. Or in the case of those of us who've gone into overtime, the 10th month.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, May 05 2014, 8:28 am

Just Curious (under baby names)

If you name a child just Curious without the George, he'll probably be made fun of a LOT more than if you do the George too. Just my thoughts.

↑ Rutabaga ↓

Mon, May 05 2014, 3:02 pm

who am I?

Jean Valjean?

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, May 05 2014, 5:33 pm

Or Eliyahu, LA

I'm afraid the first option got chopped. What or Eliyahu, LA?

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, May 05 2014, 6:59 pm

Black Hat Society???

I'm partial to the Purple Hat society, myself.