What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ shanie5 ↓

Tue, Dec 14 2010, 11:57 pm

I AM ONLY ABLE TO TYPE IN HEBREW HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?

umm, I am reading this in english-does this mean my computer is translating?

↑ Ima_Shelli ↓

Wed, Dec 15 2010, 12:10 am

"Georgie speaks; A Wig Story"

New TLC Channel special, occuring after "A Wedding Story" and before "A Baby Story".

↑ Ima_Shelli ↓

Wed, Dec 15 2010, 12:12 am

"The Non-Georgie Post"

Personally, I'd prefer to read "The Washington Post" with my morning coffee, but hey, to each her own.

↑ grace413 ↓

Wed, Dec 15 2010, 12:49 am

"Are Relations Extremely Painful? You're not Alone"

Of course you are not alone if you are having relations.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Dec 15 2010, 8:15 am

auntie_em wrote:

louche wrote:

Frozen kishka

Don't exaggerate. It's cold today, but merely bone-chilling deep, not all the way down to the kishkes.

DrMom wrote:

Frozen kishka

Now that would make an excellent name for an indie rock group. PinkFridge, what do you think?

Yes! I made it on to Immediate Reactions! Twice! Hooray

(hmm...that could be a good t-shirt!)

To be worn at the Frozen Kishka concert, of course, as all good Kishkaheads do.

↑ hadasa ↓

Wed, Dec 15 2010, 9:36 am

How pumped up are we for the 2nd Ami?

I haven't pumped at all in preparation for the 2nd Ami. I save my reading material for actual nursing, not for feeding expressed milk.

↑ hadasa ↓

Wed, Dec 15 2010, 9:43 am

How to work out Friday afternoons with non-Jewish employer

Can't you find a better time of the week to exercise?

↑ AlwaysGrateful ↓

Wed, Dec 15 2010, 10:01 am

"How do you work out Friday afternoons with a non-Jewish employer?"

If your employer is a male, this may be a tznius issue; ask your LOR. Even if she is female, will she want you going with her to the gym on Friday afternoons?

↑ realeez ↓

Wed, Dec 15 2010, 1:08 pm

"Baby coming up soon IYH but only one parent able to come"

Nice try but no matter what, you are going to have be the parent there for delivery!

↑ louche ↓

Wed, Dec 15 2010, 1:34 pm

PinkFridge wrote:

To be worn at the Frozen Kishka concert, of course, as all good Kishkaheads do.

You're lucky I took a first aid class this week and was able to do the Heimish maneuver. (Like the Heimlich, but you DIY. )

↑ realeez ↓

Wed, Dec 15 2010, 1:56 pm

Attention my in laws do not have money!!!

Where should the colon be?

Attention my in laws: do not have money!!! (and give it all to me!)

Sincerely, your DIL

gs675 ↓

Wed, Dec 15 2010, 2:00 pm

Pesach - Condos in Orlando

I didnt know they make kosher condoms, let alone pesach ones Tongue Out

↑ louche ↓

Wed, Dec 15 2010, 2:48 pm

Jacuzzi wrote:

Pesach - Condos in Orlando

I didnt know they make kosher condoms, let alone pesach ones Tongue Out

I kid you not, a coworker once told me her family spent the weekend in a Florida condom. It was all I could do to keep a straight face.

↑ louche ↓

Wed, Dec 15 2010, 3:11 pm

What can you tell me about West Orange?

Ummm...it's west of Orange and even wester of East Orange?

↑ gs675 ↓

Wed, Dec 15 2010, 3:37 pm

My Mother and DH are Cats and dogs HELP!!!!

Im trying to figure out what you are Rolling Laughter

↑ Fox ↓

Wed, Dec 15 2010, 4:50 pm

"copy cat recipe"

I've never made cat from scratch, but that would be one way to handle the Mother and DH!

↑ Barbara ↓

Wed, Dec 15 2010, 8:11 pm

Yodeling Offends Muslims

Look. lots of football fans were upset by that Heidi incident, but it was 40-something years ago. Time to get over it.

↑ louche ↓

Wed, Dec 15 2010, 8:17 pm

round tables needed

on this site they're called "forums", and s/t tells me we have more than enough.

↑ leomom ↓

Wed, Dec 15 2010, 9:05 pm

Do you 'skive' the taanits!!

`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

↑ DrMom ↓

Thu, Dec 16 2010, 8:12 am

"Praying to Yoshke, Mary or Rabbonim"

I choose "D" - None of the Above.